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Live Chat Day One of the Margaret River Pro
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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feeeeck jack thomas did some lateral surfing, herdy best style/radical nearly as good as ewing so underrated.
Gmed so sik!mad bottom turns!!
I empathise with Gabby. Our surfing calibre are almost identical
Been too busy to watch. How were the waves?
Lots of cutbacks, like surfing Medowie. Yet a good cut back can also be “Pure Joy” Great to see you David Joiny
Best surfer in the world is now a rich boatie who knows how fucked this “world tour” is. Good on the cunt cuz this ain’t progress and is just sad and depressing as fuck now. “Brodie” and Simon may have just been the final nails in the coffin of The Dream Tour
I haven’t watched stitch of it.
Any good?
Morgan will prolly storm Miggi’s interview & Mule Kick the Glass
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Jessie will give him a carrot to calm him down.
& or vice versa tbph
word…i’d give my right nut to calm her down with a carrot.
Whose boat out there?
Kelly and Tiger Woods on there?
govt shark patrol or sommat
Quite a sweet rig for the public servants.
apparently runs on vegan bush tucker not smelly hydrocarbons which the WSL hates.
And as the sun sets on W.A so the light is steadily fading out on the WSL. An ongoing infomercial of shit & commentry jibberish. Ethan wants to be elsewhere…
You know what Occ this just feels like the end to me today. Not being dramatic but the commentary switch ups with weird cunts nobody knows and the seeming not give a fuck attitude by the surfers just feels like every cunt has had enough? I know I nearly have. This ain’t surfing anymore its a cheesy Seppo wank fest.
It’s 2026 and Miggy Poops is world number one. Thats progression ay Weird Seppo League?
10 stage bottom turn from morgs.
The Pupo-suck-off half hour has commenced.
but think of his ohana.
He deserves it because he’s a man of extreme faith. And also because he’s a family man. And also because he’s all round something or other. Lucky Kaipos lower half is below water line or we’d be seeing a lot more.
thought Jake got pretty snubbed there, ugly affair from Joao guys unbearable post injury
Australian judge fucked him. 1-1.2 point lower than everyone else.
Jake won that heat by at least a point
Agreed.
Fk off. Jakes first turn was better than any of the Chianca’s entire waves (by some margin). But with commentators calling soft chops into the foam “power” then you know the whole judging mindset is fucked
That was a sick turn and he won that heat pretty easily
Ethan, what the fuck are you doing?
Tricking Muniz into thinking it’s a 45min heat
So I’m watching on me own am I cunts? Sick what could go wrong hahaha
1.20 point spread on jakes last one. That’s 120 bips for the finance bros.
Sweet Cheeks you aint listening to me mate, start surfing cunt
Fuck that’s Nessie in the background
Amazing
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Chianca bros ruling over aus at the moment?
Joao here and lucas at solander