"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Live Chat Day 4 of the New Zealand Pro
Photo: Steve Sherman/@tsherms
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Hey Hey Hey.. It’s Fat Raglan. Free Strayan.. or.. um…
Hahaha. Excellent.
Xox
I missed today. Is anyone able to give me like two sentences for an update without using small, fat, slow and or #freeSC?
Small slow waves. Pretty at the end of play. Yago and Moore looking strong. Robinson out.
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1-2 ft crossshore poop, nobody looking like pro surfers
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I’m likely missing the rest of this epic adventure live… but while I’m missing it… I expect to miss Cole and Sawyer taking the wins.
What adventures are you off to ?
Work…
🤝
Missed it by that much!
Bring up the feed and watch the post-show. They pretty much cover it
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Go to sleep cunts. Much like Raglan 2026. The OxyContin Dopesick Tour. Starting to miss Kanoa in a spa bath at the Goldy.
Who won ? What the fuck is going on down there ?
Strayan Cunt has gone into a dark, dark, dark masturbating state in order to summon waves for the final. He beleives the more he cums the more it blows & WSL Raglan waves may become watchable. If not he will continue with this strategy until next event.
He is trapped in the hole for life, and they keep throwing in Shoelaces.
What the fuck is he gonna do with “Shoe laces”?
Give the Cunt a Costco sized pack of paper towels and a picture of Tyler.
He is gonna be down there for life!
Griff will apparently visit the cunt and give hime copies of his best colouring books. And a photo he has of Erin.
The narrative is that i’m a power crazed Nazi mall cop. Cant let down the fans down by rolling over so soon and easily.
Yuh done know.
Did you not love the AI shit at the start of the day by PacificNorthPest?
That was epic shit. AI is scary.
You are now King. The last chapter is funny too
Oh shit thanks for the reminder, I need to read that as a bed time story
I was talking to Siri about the 50 year storm, now she addresses me as Bodhi.
AI is fuckn loose hey
That is a good one
You’re not a nazi. Just a very naughty boy ! Now clear off !
Strayan & Andy were using reverse psychology & were over achieving in LewLew of their believed comedic license clemency
thought it was nanny state HR Karen.
I see peeps already reconsidering their Swellnet subscriptions
after a handful of Andy C comments.
Broader spectrum of society over there who don’t want to read brain rot sexism/misogyny.
Nothing clever about Andy’s drunken trolling.
SC is a temu Andy C.
hahaha stop it
Can I be really rude here
Swellnet=Professional forecasting, Proper Surfing Articles,Surf cams, moderated commentary between all people in the know.
People pay for subscriptions….
BeachGrit
Sharticles and AI Jew Sharks
I loved it. Can you ban me too Negs? Or do I die along with the others.
Death throes…
We all know it.
The kingdom has fallen
*AI Jew Sharks with fricken lazer beams….
There fixed it for you….
Yet your man opened up last night with some “ cheap, nasty “ trolling. Nothing clever about it. He then doubled down on it with as harsh an insult as he could muster and we are meant to feel sorry for him.
Protected workshop stuff.
Can have the good without bad
Fuck T&C too
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I imagine that’s a pisstake.
I hope it is or things at Swellnet are more dire than I suspected
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I saw the post. I assume it’s someone having a laugh at the expense of the tittering aunties.
Having said that, maybe it was another tittering auntie. They feed off each other’s highly attuned over sensitivity.
Well. Perhaps.. Perhaps.. urrr
Why thank you
Imagine canceling a subscription because you couldn’t handle random comments.
Just remember you were his first moderator.
They say you never forget the first time someone told you to just “Shut the Fuck UP”
We are all in this together to have as much fun as we can.
You were slowly stripping layers away from SC like an onion.
Before you threw him in the bin man.
You know how many times you’ve said “Just remember you were his first moderator”. fucking hell.
3-10+
Can you please tell me?
Doesn’t change the fact
Imagine one of those Youtube vids where they try to tame a wild animal
Chill out man
Finals day tomorrow
At least 5 times, that’s 4 times too many. Maybe you’re used to dealing with small children and not adults with a basic level of comprehension.
Tomorrow will be a good day.
Better than yesterday
It is an escape man. You think any of this even matters? You were once one of us. And if you question my support? I got his back man. We all should stick up for each other.
Ok seriously. I’m going to ban you if you do this again. You’ll said all this before, over and over, again and again. I heard you, I understand and I’ve made a call. In all honesty the repeating just validates my decision.
You have my silence and respect. We are all in un-navigated waters man. If I speak again on the subject I understand the kill
Eh ???
truly
The Billionaires are so all so focused with controlling the herd, and they know Kiwis know how to handle the “Sheep” the best.
Nighty night cunts
Um beijo
God this music is terrible.
brain rot is real
Like a JOB vlog
So no sign of JP in here?
Thought he might have woken up full of piss and vinegar.
He was back with vengeance last night. Certainly had Blowin running for the hills.
Belonged behind a paywall.. very good stuff
Not many cards that weren’t played.
Made me squeamish to see the mental health card played.
Shame JP has left the building.
Yeah the necking bullshit like 4 chan kiddie crap
Dude is going though a break up. Peeps putting the boot in just isn’t nice. Certainly only an online action.
Maybe he shouldn’t troll people when he’s in a bad mood. Opening with telling me I’m full of shit and lambasting SC for having no wit, zero charisma and no sense of humour ….when he’s not there to defend himself.
Both unprovoked. Pure trolling for a response so he could vent some of his love sickness. Get fucked.
If he wants to be treated nice, maybe not act like a cunt.
You can tie a bow to it and dress it up how you like, but it’s a “he hit me first mum”scenario.
Hardly. It’s an aggressive, lippy clown who got some in return after he started up. That’s a legitimate defence.
Would you say that to someone in the flesh as is the standard you accept? Tell someone-out of the blue- that they talk shit and see what happens. Your little buddy got overexcited and over bold. And it’s not the first time.
Leading with hubris and his chin. Meh.
Meh…he brandishes the mental health card like it’s his driver’s license.
That is the kind of shit we are all here for!
Take note please
Like Chas and Ashton.
that was slappin
Yeah exactly, no wanking stories & recycling the same old shit.
Yep I agree. And no personal attacks. Here for fun.
Doesnt NZ have a couple of dumb sisters that can babble on ? why are these 2 here?
For being a supposedly American company it’s amazing how many Australians make the League unbearable to watch
I keep questioning why there’s no one from the US in the booth and thus forget about Joe.
Revealing.
Who from the US would make a new good commentator? Tanner?
For sure fits. would love someone with more edge. Imagine Gerr, Taj and CJ Hobgood
Bobby, Dane, and Curren?
The SB Holy Trinity of nice but sorta eggy because the waves are never good
Imagine the energy!
Curren juggling, Bobby boxing, Dane drinking
How much did they make the industry? Absolute circus!
lol. actually Dane is coming out of his shell on those STAB podcasts
It’s fairly remarkable.
A guy who used to have panic attacks.
I wonder if Stab set up headquarters in Ventura, and Dooma moved there, to be close to him. Got to be the reason why.
Dane WSL takeover like Weird Al took over MTV back in the day.
Can’t place Curren near a microphone
The guy from snl he’s got spare time now
Theo vonn
Kerry is working on increasing His Weasel Shares thus after Joe’s Job..!??
My Gal applied for a job on the mic. Thank fuck she didnt get it, not that I’d say that here. The pile on!
Yep. Be worse than an indian b double driver on a freeway full of school buses
in the booth, or beachside?
Not sure, they wanted “Gal” representation.
Also found this, which says he did, in fact, learn to shape.”
“December 26, 2010 – Tags: lost surfboards, shapers
Matt Biolos began shaping surfboards at Herbie Fletcher Surf Shop fresh out of high school in 1987. He made his first surfboard at this time and called it a “Ratz Ass” like in “I don’t give a …..”. His second surfboard was labeled “Mayhem” named after his high school punk band- obviously not taking things very seriously. This name, for better or for worse, stuck. Matt shaped 20 boards the first year. Not too many people were ordering boards from Matt yet, so to make money he continued to sand surfboards and began to paint wild designs on them along adding a handwritten …LOST wherever he could.
Surfers like Christian Fletcher and Matt Archbold were getting Biolos’ paint jobs. By working in an environment with master shapers and good surfers, he was able to develop into a good shaper himself. After years of primarily painting surfboards (usually with skulls, monsters, cartoon girls or whatever else customers could dream up) Matt finally got guys like Christian and Nathan Fletcher and Strider to actually try his shapes. Strider Wasilewski became “mayhems” first pro team rider.
Not long after came Chris Ward, Justin Matteson and others. In 1996 when another clothing company came along and offered Chris Ward six figures to break his Lost Clothing contract, Lost surfboards was born. Chris Ward now rode Lost Surfboards. As the brand grew, painters and shapers were hired to help keep up with the growing demand.”
But he was mean to @jackjohnjohnson:disqus’s friend in 92
We need a ghost shapers podcast.
I’d pay for that truth.
The tears the bitterness!!
Hahaha!
Poor Richie, in brackets.
Ritchie just gave a look like “how the fuck did these chciks force their way into here?”
From Sways:
“I was luckily enough to meet Matt Biolos a few years ago when I was on a surf trip and he told me about the same thing as it sounds like is in this article. He said something along the lines of, there is not really any money in making surfboards. We mostly make them to keep the image there so we can sell t shirts. The shirts are really cheap to have made over in China and when we ship them to the states we can sell them for $30.”
Yep, and turtle themed slippers as well.
It’s well established that there’s very little money in surfboard sales
I’ve heard that forever. All the major brands sell clothes, and always have.
Carissa is the woman you marry
Carissa is a legend.
How many males surfers made a comeback after giving birth?
I’d give birth if that meant I could shred like Carissa
not kelly
He is only in his 2nd trimester though
Pete drouyn
Haha fuck hey.
Xox
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Sounds like they want to fight! It wont end well for them
All that, and she still has time to do the voice of Lisa Simpson