Last chance to wield hurty sticks and throw hurty stones before El Salvador!
“Wow, real milk!” Live chat, Finals Day, New Zealand Pro
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So i was out getting drunk but got back home to watch final replay. Is it now called the spin tour? Reminds me of when Medina knocked out Mick at Pipe with a spin. Gave Ads the title.
Did i miss anything ?
A seal and some fat lefts.
Xox
Go Luana!
El Sal should be a fun watch, legit swell the whole window already on the cards, maybe a break on the tropical flow.
Until then back to sharks and jewish space lazers.
Surely the guy who got bitten knows what sort of sea creature it was
Matt Biolas doesn’t deserve Carissa.
6 Brazzos in the top 10. Impressive.
Beers have never looked more unappealing
Great stuff from the favela kid
Not surprising with the forecast, glad he got it done is good surf in the end.
Does Italo change daipers, yay or nay?
not a chance
“I know how hard it is to be a mom” – Italo
The new Kelly?
Still no baby food endemic sponsors on tour.
Come on, he’s not speaking his first language.
Red Bull x AG1 baby food collab?
Anzacs can barely speak their 1st lingua
Still funny af
Epic speech, goes on and on about Riss being a good mum and how his missus was strong getting no sleep….nek menit., “so I’m doing the tour on my own”
legend.
At least take your sunnies off.
Wait….is he summoning tears too?
THIS ONE’S FOR THE FUCKIN MOMS!!!
Pipe is for the fucking mom’s!!
Did anyone see a wave of Italo’s and think- yeah, thats how Raglan should be surfed?
If so, what heat?
No.
Yago
The judges apparently.
Should map out pre heat/event how we envision a wave should be surfed. Sounds restrictive and creates barriers. He squeaked though the whole event, happens a lot.
If it wasn’t for that seal debacle Yago would have been on the podium.
Way it goes in a contest.
yip. maybe!
Yago has the style and complete game longtom demands.
Still good contest, less frustrating than others even with the slow start.
The event staff the only ones not losing their shit, played their cards perfectly. The surf was cooking at 10am too. Can only blame the wildlife for that. I know the crew behind the scenes, worked with them for years. Solid team, super proud of them for pulling this event off. Was a long haul!
Case must surely be in to drop margs of the list and replace with Raglan.
judges only job is to define what is good surfing at any particular break.
sorry that was a typo *should we map out…
I’m always up for criteria debate if it creates better less surfing.
Hahahaha. Pretty janky hey.
Xox
Riss could be my neighbours Sister.
Tell her to hydrate for H20/tear balance.
It’s simultaneously uplifting and demoralizing.
She’s pretty much tangata whenua now
Italo could pop an air on that thing
Moron Syphilis.. in homage to Strayan.
Sawyer still in her wetty, shes out there after this, legend.
Must be scary when they bust that out as you pass them by on the way to the store
Ohhh Soy Soy..ohhh