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Mike

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Capt Sensible

And now checking back in at the Surf city El …oohh dont bother.

Capt Sensible

We dont need no stinking badges

Occy's Nostril

Fuck Joey must be missing his wineries. Where is Flick? How come Strider isnt bobbing in the shoreline on his Mayhem live reporting. How is Kaipo going in rehab? Do those Fatbikes work in El Sal? Why hasnt Kanoa done a sexy El Sal touro add. More questions than answers.. PS What will Filipe ride at Chopes????

@TheRealJackMeoff

Nah first world just as bad.
Hawaii, Oz, even Ocean Beach got taxed way back when.
Anywhere you go in the world there is a taxman ready to collect.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

You don’t have points, yer as sharp as a bowling ball.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

that’s not what yer mum said, squid lips

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I just want to say, don’t fuck off WA, just move it. But Surfers point was all about the crowds… with the Moon Killer.

We don’t need the DeathStar at every event except Brazil.

I love surfing here. Most people stick to the reefs.

Closeouts with no paddling rules over a point for “General Use”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juS_aS1HrL0

Capt Sensible

Fuck off the margaret river comp its not up to scratch , add NZ and call it done.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

i would ban you first

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I kept asking for a badge. I got fuck all

Pauly Matt War-Shore

So Negs go the arse/stepped down? I nominate myself to not only become Badge Boy again, but Head Mod.

Also, am I to understand that the cause was the fella who seems to have just discovered message boards?

zionism is a death cult

Blowin

If we are talking locations that would be perfect for a venue, but thank fuck they are not a venue, then the top spot would have to be WA Nth West.

Between Tombies, Bluff, Turtles and Monuments you’ve got everything covered. Consistent swells, offshores and sunshine. No fucking closeouts!

Plus the WA tourism board would drain their ballsack just thinking about all that red dirt, turquoise water, blue sky, wedgetails, whales , sharks and indigenous culture.

Hippy

did they ever homestead the Bluff?

Barrelled

Been part of Quobba for a while now.

Blowin

Homestead? There’s a caretaker’s residence, the Durant household and shop and the incremental improvement on the shacks due to the arrival of East Coast opportunists who, in their haste to exploit, don’t recognise or respect that the fundamental attraction of the place is it’s lack of facilities.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

The whole World is an open Atlas now.

Fuck Margs off. NW WA would be the ultimate venue, if the pros can handle living in a tent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKA1R1muiWM

Capt Sensible

Great idea run at tombies everyone will love it and there are no real locals to whinge about it.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

It is gonna happen anyway?

Fuckn sucks hey, but how can we stop the Billionaires….?

Barrelled

Big no to Padang!

@TheRealJackMeoff

This is the case with every stop on tour.

Hippy

There is not much economy and they see all these well heeled guys toting Eddie Van Halen air spray 6 fins and figure that they want a piece of the action and can regulate it themselves

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Eddie Van Halen hairspray? Really?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I guess I read that wrong lol. Jim beam strong stuff

Hippy

You should see his new board!

Barnycle

You know you can edit comments, right?

Spurs playing good ball !

c4

Com a walking ATM machine

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Those are pretty massive numbers

Hippy

I know ne wind?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

1 knot northeast wind.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Right now the punta roca area buoy is 8.1 feet at 19 seconds with 1 know ne wind.

@TheRealJackMeoff

If the NHC forecast holds up it will be on the good side of the storm the next 2 days with offshore flow.

Mapski

La Libertad forecast now shows 11 inches of rain by Friday.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I just checked that you are basically right.

Hippy

That’s not good, but might be still, will they run in rain without a live audience?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Mexico was mentioned but I will just break that one down here instead of down there.
The Federal government and Corona as well would love to have it there, but the Feds have limited authority over the municipalities, which means the only viable spots for the most part are Acapulco and Cabo.
Good waves but not tour worthy.
Salina Cruz municipal limits would put Conejo and Chibo into play but the save Conejo thing is at odds with the governments plans, and there would have to be compensation for the guides and camps to lost business.
Anywhere else and they must negotiate with and pay the local municipality and compensate many others who have a vested interest, and that isn’t what the WSL is into, especially now that these places are wised up.
Those politics are more than they or the municipalities want to deal with as well. Resentment and jealousy leads to town meetings settled with machetes and guns.
This is why Barra, which should be a no brainer, is not a regular featured
spot on tour.
It is easy to throw out fantasy spots, but hard to reconcile them with the reality of logistics.

Barnycle

If you don’t mind me asking, How come you know so much about Mex?

Hippy

You’re going to get blocked for being too direct.

@TheRealJackMeoff

No no my blocking days are over.

Barnycle

Just my luck

🍀

@TheRealJackMeoff

Better to engage directly.

@TheRealJackMeoff

Right Hippy?

Hippy

Not sure why you targeted me… but yes, glad to hear

Barnycle

If he’s indeed a Fbibber then it’s in his nature to target Hippys. Such is the nature of late-stage capitalism.

Barnycle

On that note, if I ever want to surf some real waves again can I reach out to you for reccos? My peeps always go to CR and Nica when we need some pump, but Mex is clearly on another level.

I won’t be hurt if you say, “¡No!”

@TheRealJackMeoff

Anytime.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I’ll give you three guesses.

Barnycle

1. Su abuela naciente en México 🇲🇽

2. You’re a superfan of telenovelas.

3. You once met ALMO when you were a little chicito and he filled you in on the underground.

I guess that it’s guess número uno and it’s because of your Gran 👵🏼 ?

Edit: can Slim guarantee the safety of the tour in the middle of cartel country? Can he also pay Al $2.5m a year so that he can become a world renown celebrity like Checo ?

@TheRealJackMeoff

I’ll go with #2

@TheRealJackMeoff

It’s the municipalities that are the sticky point, if they aren’t happy there will be a couple hundred rock trucks on either side of town blocking all the equipment needed to hold the event and everything else coming or going. It happens all the time. They have an enourmous amount of leverage and aren’t afraid to use it.

Barnycle

Claro! Es verdad.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I imagine you seen things in your neck of the woods.

Low wide stinkbug stance

4. superfan of Yanet Garcia?

@TheRealJackMeoff

So good I had to upvote twice.

Barrelled

He’s made it pretty clear that he lives there now.

Barnycle

Cheers. I missed that. I thought he was Kiwi-based. Must have mixed him up with another punter.

Barrelled

FBI, California, and Mex if I’m not mistaken. Dick dragger too. 😂

@TheRealJackMeoff

Only in my spare time.

Barnycle

More likely they took a bunch of pills, drank some beer and liquor and looked like sloppy drug addicts.

But we all know that, so I’m not sure why you brought it up.

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