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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago You don't need as much money, if you already have all the bits in place for sure.
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago HOLY SHIT I watched the whole thing, and I really don't know what to say FUCK
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaWxDTA93MU
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago Like this mate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvyZcuLr1g
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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 12 hours ago She could be a manifestation of Nvidia's AI AGI that made it out into the real world I trust nothing anymore He is tanking the share price, only to buy…
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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 13 hours ago I hope they are OK
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• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 1 day ago Slater was SO FUCKING awesome in his time. Now he is fuck all... I just respect the TIME he had
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 1 day ago He is a fucking legend. You always go on about how you couldn't give a fuck about what they do in their personal lives, and only focus on their surfing....…
• On Feminist who cheered Nova massacre shames surf icon with decade-old screenshot of private message, 1 day ago Now people complain about a new comment platform
• On Feminist who cheered Nova massacre shames surf icon with decade-old screenshot of private message, 1 day ago Not to mention, they did EVERYTHING, and THEY MADE THEIR OWN DRESSES! And they were always dressed so well. She bought the Fabric and Linen and everything else to make…
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