"I defy you to watch this video and come away with a mind unchanged."
For a million dollars or thereabouts, well-heeled surfers can buy their way into a private community built around a wave pool surfers are calling the “most high-performance wave in the world.”
The Brazilian developer of Boa Vista Village, a planned community one-and-a-half hours from the madness of the twelve million souls living in São Paulo, has just pulled back the curtain on its American Wave Machines tank that sits in the middle of three residential towers named Malibu, Laguna and Pebble.
It’s real big, six acres or twice the size of the fabled Waco tank, there’s a double air section (“The Double Shot”) and every sorta configuration you can imagine, and plenty you’d never thought of beyond wildest dreams etc.
American Wave Machines call it their most ambitious build, yet.
"Surf trips always seem to surprise me but this one just had a little extra something."
That wild-looking plunger pool in central Queensland is gonna be demolished and rebuilt as a public tank, opening, I’d guess, end of 2024.
The original tank, y’see, was built as a test facility, cheap concrete lined the bottom and the wave-making plunger was only designed to bounce up and down 150,000 times and wasn’t built to commercial specs.
Breakdowns became the stuff of legend,.
When Tim Baker, widely considered to be the best surf journalist in the biz, visited the joint on a press junket he reported,
“There are frequent delays while they tinker with the machinery or attend to glitches in the system. When a crack in the lake’s cement floor begins turning the water from an aqua blue to a muddy brown we are encouraged to help lug rocks from an on-site quarry into a trailer to help plug the cracks.
“By the end of the second day, it appears we may have pushed the Surf Lakes prototype to its limits. There’s a lengthy delay in the afternoon to attend to some mechanical issue, and when we eventually resume, after only a couple of sets, Occy sounds the alarm that something’s not quite right. The large concrete tower that the air compressor sits on top of looks dangerously off kilter. The force of the swells has knocked it off its footings and we are asked to clear the water immediately.”
Anyway, the almost-forty-year-old Puerto Rican Dylan Graves, a favourite of BeachGrit, visited Yeppoon recently.
In this compelling short documentary, he acts out the drama of Surf Lakes for our entertainment; his look, the hair falling to his shoulders, the very good but still accessible surfing, the vivacity, creates the cumulative effect of us all longing to be alongside Dylan Graves chasing pool waves.
So thick with blood!
Hawaii’s whip-slicked queen of taboo Mason Ho leaves spectators’ mouths flapping mutely as he takes Hurricane Kay head on!
Ho jackknifes his legs and bares his teeth in mock orgasm at each tube that descends upon him; his little pal Dylan Wilcoxen snips off any of Ho’s excess.
It ain’t difficult to argue the case that Mason Ho, the thirty-four-year-old Sunset Beach superstar, has had more barrels than Hollywood has cocksuckers.
In this stunning edit of a one-day session at Grajagan, and also starring the Indonesia prodigy Dylan Wilcoxen, who is only thirteen but who lives at Kandui Resort in the Mentwais, Ho’s nostrils quiver in the stink of double-overhead tubes.
Ho jackknifes his legs and bares his teeth in mock orgasm at each tube that descends upon him; Wilcoxen snips off any of Ho’s excess.
Barebacking at The Box.
Brother of US Olympian who shucked surf stardom for Only Fans riches releases stunning “rock and cock” movie!
Nathan Florence, twenty-eight and with reddish brown eyes like dried blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in this flick, editing…and… starring.
The middle brother of the Florence triumvirate, which includes Olympian and two-time world champ John John and underground skate/surf star Ivan has, again, demonstrated his durability across the multiple social platforms, YouTube, Instagram, OnlyFans etc, with his latest edit on YouTube.
The eight-minute short, Session of a Lifetime at the Box, features Nathan looking for an orgasm and a cocktail at The Box, a difficult wave near Margaret River that left the current world champ Filipe Toledo in 2019 looking like a “plucked and naked chook jammed in the freezer.”
Nathan, twenty-eight and with reddish brown eyes like dried blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in this flick, editing…and… starring.
The film follows the usual narrative, drama, attitude and then the cock shot.