Brother of US Olympian who shucked surf
stardom for Only Fans riches releases stunning “rock and cock”
movie!
By Derek Rielly
Nathan Florence, twenty-eight and with reddish
brown eyes like dried blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in
this flick, editing…and… starring.
The middle brother of the Florence triumvirate, which
includes Olympian and two-time world champ John John and
underground skate/surf star Ivan has, again, demonstrated
his durability across the multiple social platforms, YouTube,
Instagram, OnlyFans etc, with his latest edit on YouTube.
The eight-minute short, Session of a Lifetime at the Box,
features Nathan looking for an orgasm and a cocktail at The Box, a
difficult wave near Margaret River that left the current world
champ Filipe Toledo in 2019 looking like a “plucked and naked chook
jammed in the freezer.”
Nathan, twenty-eight and with reddish brown eyes like dried
blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in this flick,
editing…and… starring.
The film follows the usual narrative, drama, attitude and then
the cock shot.
Essential.
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Honeypot Lenny straps in!
Madcap scenes at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch
as big-wave honeypot and former BFF of Mark Zuckerberg Kai Lenny
reintroduces the world to strapped-in back flips! “Enlightening,
horrifying and heroic!”
By Derek Rielly
A passionate summary of Kai Lenny’s ability to
restore human dignity to those discredited surf disciplines,
tow-surfing, SUPs, foils, straps etc.
Hawaiian Kai Lenny, the daring multi-discipline surfer
who has carved an oasis in the surfing world with guts and with
blood, has reintroduced the world to the awe-inspiring
potential of foot-straps at the Kelly Slater Surf Ranch in
Lemoore, California.
Lenny, a twenty-nine-year-old married daddy with two infants,
partners with US Olympian skater Zion Wright in a session variously
described as an “epic vision”, “brilliant” and “enlightening,
horrifying and heroic!”
I found the five-minute video tremendously exciting and a
passionate summary of Kai Lenny’s ability to restore human dignity
to those discredited surf disciplines, tow-surfing, SUPs, foils,
straps etc.
Essential.
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Chris Davidson, in his role as Kingswood Black
in the iconic surf film Doped Youth.
Watch slain surfing great Chris Davidson in
his wildest-ever movie role, starring as Kingswood Black in the
2003 masterpiece Doped Youth!
By Derek Rielly
How do you wanna remember Davo? As the losing party
in an alleged late-night fight or as the sneering, Billy Idol-esque
preternatural talent that electrified surf fans?
Five nights ago, the Narrabeen surf prodigy Chris Davidson
died after an alleged one-punch attack outside a bar in rural
east coast Australia,
Davidson, forty-five, was allegedly punched in the face by Grant
“Grub” Coleman outside the South West Rocks Country Club at around
eleven pm on Saturday, September 24.
Davo fell, hit his head on the pavement, lights out. Sources
close to BeachGrit allege the pair had a run-in at the bar and that
Coleman was allegedly thrown out by the club’s security.
Paramedics treated Davo at the scene and he was taken to Kempsey
Hospital but pronounced dead a short time later.
Kelly Slater, who famously lost to Davo in two consecutive heats
at Bells Beach in 1996, wrote “Lost another soldier yesterday. One
of the most naturally talented surfers I ever knew.”
So how do you wanna remember Davo? As the losing party in an
alleged late-night fight or as the sneering, Billy Idol-esque
preternatural talent that electrified surf fans and, in the
instance of his role in Vaughan Blakey’s 2003 masterpiece Doped
Youth, as the scene-stealing Kingswood Black.
The movie, which was a giveaway with Waves magazine in September
that year, follows the travails of a band called Doped Youth,
starring Ozzie Wright, Vaughan Blakey, Dean Morrison, James Catto,
Luke Stedman and, on drums, Chris Davidson.
The group is desperate to win Battle of the Bands but must
defeat five-time winner Groovy Avalon, played to perfection by the
then three-time world champ Kelly Slater.
When I asked director and writer Vaughan about Davo and the film
earlier today he said, “We needed to shoot one last scene for the
movie and we couldn’t find him anywhere. After an hour or calling
and driving around Narrabeen looking for him we found him at the
pub. The light was fading, everyone was back at the house getting
nervous about missing flights and here’s Davo in the front bar of
the Sands drinking schooners. I said, ‘Mate, we need ya back at the
house for the final shot of the movie.’ He says, ‘Yeah, no worries.
I’ll finish this, have one more and then come over after that.
Anyway, he never showed up. Everyone went home and we shot him the
next day. Last scene of the movie. Sitting there on the drums
nodding after the gig with a big shit-eating grin like he’d nailed
it. But then Ronnie and Kelly come on and announce that Doped Youth
lose.”
Watch!
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Mason Ho displays his radical inheritance from
daddy Mike and Uncle Dez.
Hawaiian surfers Mason Ho and Clay Marzo
put on a hitherto unseen display of wizardry at once-secret
Indonesian wave, “Any hole or any pit was pleasure, and pleasure
was the sweet meat of reason!”
By Derek Rielly
A brief penetrating glimpse into the talents of two
of surfing’s greatest virtuosos.
In this short from the studio of Riordan Pringle we see his
master, Mason Ho, along with Clay Marzo, who also burns like an
STD, deliver a hitherto unseen display of sorcery at Desert Point
on the island of Lombok in Indonesia.
It’s an extraordinary encounter, a brief penetrating glimpse
into the talents of two of surfing’s greatest virtuosos. Although
both men are well into their thirties now, Ho is thirty-four, Marzo
is thirty-three, their surfing exhibits a youthful joy.
Jaw-dropping.
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Deadly danger for Ho always generates his
reflex ferocity to attack, maim and destroy the enemy. You can
almost hear the urgency in his testicles.
Hawaii’s “Queen of Crazy” Mason Ho releases
short film described by critics as “jaw-dropping”, a “masterclass
of tuberiding” and “tremendously exciting…searing in its white hot
intensity!”
By Derek Rielly
Each session stimulates Ho to such an extent he may
have twenty to fifty completed airs on tape within two hours.
So many pretty adjectives can be thrown at Mason Ho’s
wildly unique “shuck and jive” style of surfing, a
whooshing flash that leaves spectators’ mouths flapping mutely.
In this edit, which takes us to the island of Sumbawa near Bali,
and both in the Indonesian archipelago, thirty-four-year-old Mason
is at full blast.
Deadly danger for Ho always generates his reflex ferocity to
attack, maim and destroy the enemy. You can almost hear the urgency
in his testicles.
Each session stimulates Ho to such an extent he may have twenty
to fifty completed airs on tape within two hours.
He will stop only when totally exhausted and his brain is
flushed with the winning adrenalin of ego.