Brothers Ivan and Nathan Florence set internet on fire with “eerie” big wave session in unnamed country!

The sort of waves that make something nasty well-up in your throat!

The two younger Florence brothers, Nathan and Ivan, have stuffed their burned-out rods into another battery of big waves, this time at unnamed reefs in an unnamed country that has left the internet sizzling.

Watch as Waterman of the Year Nathan Florence enters waves at such an angle he comes down vertically with acceleration produced by sheer gravity, the wave hissing and whizzing all around. The moments are captured on land and on a little POV camera.

Ivan, meanwhile, has all the big-dicked quiet machismo of a Laird Hamilton although the attention his surfing brings seems to fit like an ill-fitting suit. His edginess has gifted him a sponsorship with big brother John’s company Florence, but that don’t mean he has to bend or change or be faux-interesting to suit anybody.

Lift the eyebrows, twitch the Tom Selleck lookalike moustache, shake the head.

Ivan knows all the audience needs is the shock wave of pleasure from the thrill of his tube riding, which he delivers at a lefthand reef .

There are plenty of hard motherfuckers around but they all dick-soft compared to the Florences.

Essential.

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Surf film masterminds release Stephanie Gilmore-Tom Curren-Mason Ho instant classic!

Put on your rubber gloves and submerge your fist in this jar of goo!

The surf film duo Vaughan Blakey, writer, and Nick Pollet, editor, are the masters of frank, intimate and revealing portraits of international surfing celebrities.

They are funded by Rip Curl and only feature that company’s riders but with each queen fabulous, who’s to argue?

Their body of work includes the Tom Curren-in-Mex-during-Covid masterpiece Free Scrubber, a man in the midst of his sixtieth year but surfing and living as if raging against the dying light; dollys with cocks classic The Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe, which was panned by The New York Times as “spectacularly inane” and humongously bad” despite it being at least equally enjoyable as a spank-rim combo, fun without anal discomfort or the old gag and sputter when it comes to oral.

Earlier, Postcards from Morgs – a film on the one-time world title contender Morgan Cibilic prior to his catastrophic failure to re-qualify for the tour.

Vaughan and Nick also made the recent film Kangs. The closing section featuring Medina, Mason and Mick cut to Floodlights’ Wide Open Land demanding immediate inclusion as a surf classic.

Today, Lazer Breathing Dragons, a title inspired by a drawing by Vaughan’s son Milo when he was eight and starring Stephanie Gilmore, Mason Ho and Tom Curren.

Sixty-year-old Tom Curren brought only a quiver of high-performance surfboards made for Joao Chianca and was “hell-bent”, says Vaughan, to surf just like the frenetic Brazilian.

“Tom goes, ‘I like how he’s here and then here there. I just wanna be able to go from here to here right now.’ No one would believe the most patient surfer in the world wants to surf like the most frenzied. He loved the instant nature of Joao’s A to B. There really is no space in between.”

The Gilmore sequence is cut to the Divinyl’s All the Boys in Town and is a cum dump impossible to ignore as it drips from your pink-brown hole.

Essential.

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New Jersey vlogger Ben Gravy makes history after surfing “biggest and best ferry wave in the world!”

“If this spot was on Surfline, it would have gone good to epic.”

The New Jersey vlogger, reformed booze artist and high-end intermediate surfer Ben Gravy has created history, of some sort, after riding what calls “the biggest and best ferry wave I’ve ever seen. It’s a Disneyland for adults!”

Thirty-five-year-old Ben Gravy’s themes are positivity and an everyman vibe. If I can do it, you can sorta thing.

Ben Gravy is just short of six feet, he weighs one hundred and fifty pounds, eats once a day and gets his nourishment essentially from soft drinks.

And now Gravy, alongside former NSAA collegiate champion Jacob Szekely whom we last saw on these pages when a troupe of VALs beat hell out of his board, has revealed his remarkable quest to ride a wave created by the wake of a ferry in Oregon, twenty-two miles inland from the ocean.

“Cruising on my eight-footer, just absolutely enjoying the beautiful glassy Pacific Northwestern bay,” says Gravy after successful completion of the mission. “Ferry waves, Three to five, light winds, perfect conditions. If this spot was on Surfline, it would have gone good to epic.”

See to believe!

And here’s Zeke’s take on the event.

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Nathan Florence posts extraordinary behind-the-scenes video of brother John John’s world title win

Wild booing, baby Darwin on site, the crowd a sea of golden Florence hats!

The more said about the three fabulous Florence brothers, John John, Nathan and Ivan, the better, I think.

Raised by a single mom, the equally fabulous Jersey Girl Alex, who left her east coast Christian community in 1986 to chase the North Shore dream on Oahu, the trio, although mostly John John and Nathan, have conquered, pro surfing, free surfing, vlogging and, lately, singlehandedly brought a modicum of cool back to surf wear, although that may just be the handiwork of Florence’s behind-the-scenes wizard, Pat O’Connell.

In this video posted by Dirk and Natasha Ziff’s successor as waterman of the year, Nathan Florence, we go behind the scenes of John John Florence’s third world title, which was one almost one month ago in small waves at Lower Trestles in San Clemente.

Many takeaways moments, as you’d expect, you’ll see little baby Darwin being cradled in his smiling mama’s arms as John John readies to do battle with wild-eyed Italo Ferreira; the crowd booing like hell when Italo gets a seven for a partially completed air and the relief on John John’s face when he completes the necessary gymnastics to take title three.

And, ever aware of the power of promotion, Nathan Florence was quick to point out the value of having Florence hats and tees wrapped around half the crowd.

“He’s had three of these big title wins, and they’re all special in their own way, but it just felt like this year, having a full healthy year with no injuries. On top of it all, we’re running our own company, wearing our own gear. He’s got Florence on the back of his jersey, there’s a big crowd of people on the beach, all wearing Florence, screaming their heads off. Very very special.”

Essential.

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Waterman of the year Nathan Florence admits to “shame and embarrassment” in rare big-wave fail

"The pressure of all that water at depth hits and it feels like your eyes are getting sucked into the back of your head.”

In another frank confession just released, reigning waterman of the year Nathan Florence has said he feels ashamed and embarrassment after attempting, and failing, to paddle into a set wave at The Right, a hard-breaking slab wave in Western Australia.

The joint is heavier than you might believe. Mark Mathews describes getting belted thus,

“If you fall on one that is coming out of the south, it pushes off what feels like a waterfall, but you’re underwater already. You’re getting smashed around in a wave like you normally do and then all of a sudden it’s like you’ve been dropped off a cliff. The pressure of all that water at depth hits and it feels like your eyes are getting sucked into the back of your head.”

Florence, who is a thirty-year-old Gemini and married to the daughter of Hawaiian muscle god Kai Garcia aka Kaiborg, said he’d been thinking of paddling The Right for the past three years and had commanded his shaper Jon Pyzel to make two boards specific for the task.

On the morning of the attempt he told viewers,

“This year I committed myself to really wanted to do it, actively tracking swells. I missed two swells while I was chasing other swells. And, now I have the opportunity tomorrow to do something that hasn’t been done yet. Bodyboarders have paddled waves out there and I get inspiration from them. But I don’t think anyone’s done it on a standup.”

Hard cut to Nathan Florence, almost in tears.

“Okay, well, you saw guys saw the video. Pretty unsuccessful,” says Florence. “We’ve had sessions in the past, you know how we do with the channel, pretty much every session we put up, whether we barely made the paddle out or never caught a wave. Or, we caught a bunch of good ones or had the ride of our lives.”

Pause.

“But this one is a little different. I almost felt like I didn’t want to put the vid out. I put a ton of pressure on myself to catch a good one. I really wanted to do it. I wanted to paddle a legit one at The Right and I totally failed. I tried for three hours and I just couldn’t get it done. The speed of it, the shifting of it, it was a lot of going on out there.

“I watched so much footage of it and I thought I can do it for sure and I can do it. It’s just going to take ht right day, right swell. I’m a huge believer in the more times you put yourself in front of opportunity to ride one, the higher the chance of actually doing it. The way of your life, that’s over a lifetime of putting yourself in a situation to ride a wave when it comes.”

Moving. Profound. Essential.

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