The former world number four also don't like people ordering dessert and golf with Kelly Slater…
Released tomorrow is a new issue of the magazine Monster Children edited by the former world number four, Dane Reynolds.
A quick squiz at the presser:
“Issue 60 of Monster Children has been entirely curated by Dane Reynolds and includes: a ‘Best Of’ Dane Reynolds photo feature, a update to team FORMER with Craig Anderson, an in-depth chat with A. Savage of Parquet Courts, a behind the scenes look at Ye Olde Destruction by artist Thomas Campbell, and a look at the life and times of artist and Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover alumni, Wallace Berman.”
TO CELEBRATE DANE REYNOLDS AS GUEST EDITOR, MONSTER CHILDREN HAVE PRODUCED A LIMITED EDITION, SPECIALLY CURATED BOX SET. RETAILING FOR $59AUD WITH OVER $100 WORTH OF VALUE, ONLY 500 BOX SETS ARE AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE. THE SET CONTAINS:
- — Monster Children Issue #60
- — PC Worship Cassette Tape, featuring custom audio tracks and cover design
- — MC x Dane Reynolds ‘HATE’ Beanie
- — MC x Dane Reynolds ‘FUCK OFF’ Socks
- — MC x Dane Reynolds Sticker Pack
It begins with Dane refusing to write the intro followed by an interview with his Former biz partner Warren Smith being interviewed.
“You might have to make this The Hate Issue and just talk about everything Dane hates,” says Warren.
Which leads to Dane’s 10 Things I Hate (which you can watch by pressing the play button).
It’s all very good. He hates interviews, cities, Ryan Reynolds, people ordering dessert at dinner, Kelly Slater getting mad at him for not taking a game of gold seriously and, most of all, he hates the WSL’s Instagram, timely given the company’s latest post.
Question: Is Dane a glum, repulsive, fat old invert, contemptuous of the sparkling way of life presented by the WSL or is he a rare soul with an opinion who ain’t afraid to say it?
Buy magazine here. (It’s very good.)