Raw new 11-part Kelly Slater documentary
trumps even Apple TV’s much vaunted series Make Or Break for
breathtaking candour and access, “F*%k! Sometimes i just don’t have
the patience!”
It would be churlish, I think, to criticise this window
into the last days of a remarkable sportsman’s career.
Kelly Slater: Lost Tapes is an eleven-part series, each episode
twenty minutes long, that follows Slater, then forty-seven, gliding
his Caddie around the 2019 world tour.
A pre-contest session is shown in all its horror, drop-ins,
mistakes, a white-water takeoff any surfer shucked of confidence
will relate to.
“I just had the worst surf in a long time,” he tells a fan on
the beach, “and I’m really frustrated right now.”
The fan asks, “Why are you really frustrated?”
“Why? I couldn’t get a wave.”
A moment later, “Fuck, sometimes I just don’t have the
patience.”
Episode two, Bells.
Essential.
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A ruckus at Teahupoo! @nathanflorence
Only Fans star Nathan Florence releases
stunning POV clips from giant Teahupoo, “The intensity out there
was psycho! For size reference it was 12-to-15 foot with 20-foot
sweeping tow sets!”
The action tugs at your arm so completely you’ll be
jerked into complete attention!
Nathan Florence, one week from turning twenty-eight and
with reddish brown eyes like dried blood, is the most
interesting of the Florence pack, funny, brave, charmingly
kooky.
In this short, which contains Nathan’s POV clips snatched by his
little GoPro camera at big Teahupoo a week or thereabouts ago, the
viewer is gifted the surfer’s view of what it’s like to sit in that
tight line-up, waiting for a wave that could, and would like to,
plunge its stilettos into your face.
Examine the hold-down at 4:23 where Nathan is underwater for
fifteen seconds. Close your eyes. Imagine you’re there. Hold your
breath. It ain’t easy.
“That had me stressing,” says Nathan.
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Craig Anderson, a little master in the
tube.
Former surfing superstar Craig Anderson
makes triumphant return to screen alongside sponsor Dane Reynolds
in, “If you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like
it!”
"A 16min long surf film featuring an eclectic
soundtrack matched with eclectic surfing."
In this compelling film edited by the former world
number four Dane Reynolds, we bounce on the knee of Craig
Anderson, a former superstar long disappeared.
Craig is one of the the most alluring and memorable characters
in surf of the last twenty-five years. I once watched a Jew
supplicate himself before Craig at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem;
the day before at the Jaffa Gate, American girls had swooned as
Craig roared past on a Segway, your reporter in the hottest
pursuit!
There are other surfers in this film, Benny Howard, Kaito
Ohashi, Andrew ‘Driod” Doheny and Dane Reynolds, of course.
The highlight, for many, will be the use of Karen Dalton’s
classic from 1966, Little Bit of Rain.
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Sweetie has some fun in Indo.
Full-length feature: Ian Crane releases
magnum opus, Crane Brain, “Love is complicated, if it exists!”
A must watch feature from San Clemente's "queen of
cool"!
The possum-faced blond Ian Crane, peer of Kolohe Andino,
Griffin Colapinto etc, has just taken the lock off his new movie
Crane Brain, a thirty-minute disco around the world.
Join the lavishly tanned twenty nine year old with the downswept
hairdo as he travels to Indonesia (with Dusty Payne), France (with
Caity Simmers) and Ireland, with long-time companion Cory
Lopez.
“When I go to work I’m treated like the star I am,” he says.
Essential.
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Baby John, View from a Blue Moon.
Brave little John John “the toast of world
surfing” Florence as you’ve never seen him before!
Rare enough footage of two-time world champ John
John Florence and bro's Nathan, Ivan, as tweens and teens.
Thirty-six years ago, a pretty goofy footer from Ocean
Grove, a Christian seaside community in New Jersey, told her
parents she was going to go live on Oahu’s North Shore and
asked if they’d, like, mind, driving her to La Guardia airport.
The surfing thing had been in Alex Florence’s head ever since
she was 12 and she was soaking her brain every day in surf movies
like Beyond Blazing Boards and riding skateboards all over town and
surfing in oversized wetsuits.
One day Alex was sitting in the room of one of her pals watching
surf vids on the portable television set with the giant video
cassette recorder hooked up and said: “I’m going to be one of those
girls!”
With a backpack and a skateboard and a couple of c-notes in her
purse, the lil blonde teenager landed in Honolulu, walked out to
the Nitmiz and just stuck out her thumb.
A few years later, while backpacking through Europe, the one-day
two-time world champ was conceived after a night out in
Austria.
Two other kids soon followed.
The partnership with the daddy, whose name is also John, didn’t
work.
Daddy soon disappeared into the penal system.
Alex remembers driving in her ancient Valiant, the ex-husband
gone, John, five, Nathan, three, Ivan, a baby at one-and-a-half,
looking over at her little boys and saying: “What do you guys want
to do? We don’t have to do anything or be anywhere? We can stay out
til 10:30! We can go to thrift stores!”
Alex took her kids everywhere and despite what y’might call a
massive hand break, felt this sudden freedom. A total freedom. She
took them everywhere.
They built a half-pipe in the yard. Magazines British Vogue, US
Vogue and Elle couldn’t help themselves when they heard about this
gorgeous solo surf mom and her shaggy haired boys.
Alex felt like she had a guardian angel. No money, but she was
on the beach, was feeding her three boys and, well, you tell me
that this ain’t the life.
Meanwhile, Alex was studying for her degree in English
literature at the University of Honolulu. And, this is where it
gets real good. Alex says that if you saw the size of her student
loans, which she’s only just paid off, you’d think she was the
“gnarliest surgeon ever.”
But, her gig was using her loans to support the family, to raise
the kids. She didn’t want to leave her kids with just anybody. So
she went to school at nights and took in boarders. Yeah, sometimes
dinner was corn flakes, but the kids were playing outside in the
sun and were getting pushed (or towed) into waves by a role call of
surfing icons including Nathan Fletcher, Danny Fuller, Kala and
Kamalei Alexander, Herbie Fletcher and Pete Johnson.
This excerpt from the 2015 film View From a Blue Moon, shows the fam at that
period where the boys are starting to come into the first flush of
mango, John, maybe thirteen, Nathan and Ivan, a few years
behind.
Brown faces, yellow hair, slumberous eyes, gazillion watt
smiles.
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Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by
@theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros