The dangerous boy you don’t bring home to Mama!
A terrifying spectacle!
High-gloss entertainment from the master puppeteer!
"Not a safe session."
“I stumbled onto a lot of things people didn’t understand."
Eight years almost to the day since the Woody Harrelson lookalike destroyed knee in similar circumstances!
“Look at me! I’m the most famous person you’ve ever met!”
Joel Parkinson may be the commercial lure, but although he infuses the narrative with a certain glamor, he is only one cog in a perfect wheel.
"Stuck in down-drafts of boils in the water felt like it wanted to pull you down below!"
A blazing labyrinth from which there is no escape!
"Fascinating, compulsive, horrifying!"
"I defy you to watch this video and come away with a mind unchanged."
"Surf trips always seem to surprise me but this one just had a little extra something."
Heavy veined and thick with blood!
Ho jackknifes his legs and bares his teeth in mock orgasm at each tube that descends upon him; his little pal Dylan Wilcoxen snips off any of Ho’s excess.
Nathan Florence, twenty-eight and with reddish brown eyes like dried blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in this flick, editing…and… starring.