Watch: Timid but tenacious VAL’s multiple rock jump fails from giant Sydney swell! “I didn’t realise you were that big of a kook!”
As always on these things punch the volume right up…
Enigmatic phenomenon Mason “Baby” Ho rides four-nine, twenty-litre micro-surfboard in wildest clip yet: “Every now and then even a blind pig finds an acorn!”
"Mason first tries his 4’9” 20.00 liter Mini surfboard ...Lost Rad Ripper and almost dies."
Watch: Blair Conklin and gal-pals ride Palm Springs Surf Club’s lovely desert plumes!
Clownish good times mixed with the California sun
Watch: Vans’ full-length feature Pentacoastal aka “Puke the colour of pitch, eyes rolling back, barking like dogs, speaking in tongues!”
Hillbilly shredders!
Watch: Mason Ho in “Did they take your baby to harvest body organs?”
A masterclass in the childish-but-thrilling-to-watch fins-first takeoff…
Watch: Made in the USA (Part Two)! Your Guide to Great American Surf Co’s!
Wax pioneer Sticky Bumps do it all in their San Diego lab…
Watch: Mikey Wright in, “You fucken get sick of crew asking what’s wrong with ya!”
Ongoing spinal issues with Mikey has kept that firecracker’s fuse unlit. Until now!
Watch: Mason Ho in “Got dicks to suck and seats to bend over!”
Your favourite surfer rides one single fin, one day, two-to-fifeen feet. Includes two near-scalpings.
Bluewater sailing: John Florence in “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it!”
Soar across the Pacific with John John Florence and pals…
Problematic: Dancing woman squats over face of WSL commentator Strider Wasilewski; and the gang-bang of a beautiful teenage surf star by “heavily therapeuticised muscle men in matching singlets!”
Oh those naughty nineties…
Essential: Watch Chippa Wilson and Balaram Stack in “Pink Flamingos!”
"I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love."
Watch: Eighties fabulist and yellow-haired honeypot Oscar Langburne in “Well, he’s a fat little insect, hideous to the eye!”
But such a pretty slumberous style!
Watch: Mason Ho give hell to Backdoor on a 4’9″ micro-whip, “A work of mastercraft, with perfectly beveled rim…”
A day to blow or get blown…
Watch: John John Florence in “I was devastated when they stopped making sailors’ pants with bell bottoms! They project something good-natured!”
Episodes one and two of John John Florence four-part series where he learns to conquer the ocean by sail…
Watch: Happy Gen Z Surfers mock Coronavirus in “Either your brains or your signature is going to be on this contract!”
The absurdity of the blackmarket and the insanity of hoarders wrapped up in a neat lil Mafia movie spoof…
Behind-the-scenes as Mason Ho eats up French Polynesian surf contest: “I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at the bar!”
An emotional thrill!
