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      Hollywood in shock over “beautiful and sexy” Luke Hemsworth’s explosive new role alongside Great White attack survivor turned yoga teacher Mick Fanning in apocalyptic surf drama!
      On eve of Trans Visibility Day world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater escapes furore over trans-exclusionary comments with wild surf session at a wave, “Almost no one can surf!”
      Female surfer controversially cut from world tour flaunts “revenge film” backed by activewear giant Lululemon, “We’re all familiar with the way the WSL rules bend with the breeze and under the weight of sponsors’ cash!”
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Hollywood in shock over “beautiful and sexy” Luke Hemsworth’s explosive new role alongside Great White attack survivor turned yoga teacher Mick Fanning in apocalyptic surf drama!

"Sessions of an hour or more during which she’ll have twenty to fifty consecutive orgasms!"

By Derek Rielly

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Hollywood in shock over “beautiful and sexy” Luke Hemsworth’s explosive new role alongside Great White attack survivor turned yoga teacher Mick Fanning in apocalyptic surf drama!

"Sessions of an hour or more during which she’ll have twenty to fifty consecutive orgasms!"

By Derek Rielly

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On eve of Trans Visibility Day world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater escapes furore over trans-exclusionary comments with wild surf session at a wave, “Almost no one can surf!”

Five essential minutes with the greatest of all time Kelly Slater and his understudy, the Hawaiian world champion John John Florence!

By Derek Rielly

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Female surfer controversially cut from world tour flaunts “revenge film” backed by activewear giant Lululemon, “We’re all familiar with the way the WSL rules bend with the breeze and under the weight of sponsors’ cash!”

"Do not be fooled by that smile."

By Jen See

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World’s greatest athlete Kelly Slater, slammed by transgender surf icon as part of the “far right going mental”, shines in exhilarating video edit made by teenage surf fan! “That second one broke the speed record!”

Daddy Slater gets his mouth sticky with dreamy roll-in cocktails.

By Derek Rielly

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BIPOC “Queen of Crazy” Mason Ho, “beautiful and fat” Noa Deane and surfing’s greatest virtuoso Clay Marzo deliver a masterpiece in contemporary surfing, “A penetrating glimpse into sport’s most exciting talents!”

A vulgar excess of high-fidelity contemporary surfing from surfing's three hottest and most enduring talents!

By Derek Rielly

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Hawaiian big-wave superstar dubbed “the world’s smartest surfer” credits his bodybuilding regime for saving him from a wheelchair following catastrophic back-breaking wipeout! “Deadlifts saved me!”

"I slammed on my back on the bottom of the barrel. Right when I slammed, I felt a snap in my lower back, right on my spine.”

By Derek Rielly

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Fashion model Koa Smith releases harrowing POV footage of surviving “sixty-foot waves” at secret outer reef, “I’m so grateful and psyched, I thought I was about to die!”

"I woke up with so much fear this morning."

By Derek Rielly

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World’s sexiest over-fifty Laird Hamilton reveals the fat-soaked diet, and home gymnasium, that keep him wildly fit as he enters his harvest years, “The doctor was covered in my blood, all over his mask. I could feel him yanking on me!”

“What keeps me motivated is survival. Not drowning!”

By Derek Rielly

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Hawaiian heartthrob and scion of North Shore strongman Koa Rothman reveals myriads secrets, including an exploding rubber suit, he uses to survive “fifty-foot Waimea Bay!”

The rapidly-becoming legendary Koa Rothman on what it takes to surf the world's most famous big-wave spot.

By Derek Rielly

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Brother of US Olympian almost paralysed in catastrophic big-wave wipeout posts harrowing POV footage of epic tumble, “I know this video ends quite dramatically… I got absolutely flexed!”

"Right when I slammed, I just felt kind of a snap in my lower back, right on my spine.”

By Derek Rielly

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Sexy powerlifter turned Only Fans star suffers suspected back injury after attempting to surf twenty-foot waves, “I just felt kind of a snap in my lower back, right on my spine!”

Surfing may be a world of marvels but it also a world of horrors…

By Derek Rielly

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Teen heartthrob Jackson Dorian and godfather Kelly Slater display their wild skills in epic Barbados session, “Two extraordinarily gifted artists pool their resources to turn a routine surf into a memorable work of art!”

It was here I discovered twerking, where local women crouch in front of their mark, quivering glutes devouring his dingus like a wolf.

By Derek Rielly

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A new friendship blooms at Waimea Bay as John John Florence introduces world title contender Jack Robinson to thirty-foot waves, “You’ve got to be the sexiest surfer, pound for pound, anywhere!”

A magnificent and mesmerising spectacle!

By Derek Rielly

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World’s most famous redhead surfs and snowboards on the same day…in tropical Hawaii, “You got imagination and you got…you got feel!”

The generous comic mouth laughs easily, but there is a lot of living and some pain printed in the eyes. 

By Derek Rielly

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Flame-haired king of Pipeline reveals insane overcrowding of world’s most famous wave with wild POV footage,”Crazy! This is crazy!”

See the carrot-topped master chase the rarest prize in all of surfing, a wave at The Pipe!

By Derek Rielly

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Chaos and mass confusion at Waimea Bay as man-made river wave almost claims life of Pipe Master Jamie O’Brien, “Gnarliest experience ever… did you see me almost die? I got sucked into the vortex of all vortexes!”

And, he ain’t the only one the damned novelty wave almost claims.

By Derek Rielly

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