Reclusive surf prodigy who turned his back on stardom releases full-length feature pundits are calling the Best Surf Movie of 2022, “So beautiful and fat and prosperous! A mini-masterpiece!”
The dangerous boy you don’t bring home to Mama!
BIPOC surfing role model Mason Ho stuns world with first-ever backwards-inside-the-tube flash footage, “A lesson in how to tell a story with minimum frills and maximum impact!”
A terrifying spectacle!
Santa Barbara father of three described as “surfing’s rampart against the milquetoast horror of the WSL’s pandering bulls**t” dumbfounds fans with wildly experimental new film, “It’s super weird but really fun!”
High-gloss entertainment from the master puppeteer!
Powerlifter who shucked surf fame for Only Fans riches releases wild POV footage of near-death paddle out through“mutant sea foam” that claimed the lives of five Dutch surfers!
"Not a safe session."
Sports fans left gobsmacked after Kelly Slater reveals golf great Ben Hogan helped him create miracle technique that allowed thirty years of surfing dominance!
“I stumbled onto a lot of things people didn’t understand."
“Movie-star handsome” surf icon hospitalised following horror wipeout at notoriously dangerous novelty wave, “I never saw this coming… I’m baffled, I’m confused!”
Eight years almost to the day since the Woody Harrelson lookalike destroyed knee in similar circumstances!
Hawaii’s queen of shlock surf Mason Ho is nothing short of remarkable in unmissable new film, “Multiple Maniacs!”
“Look at me! I’m the most famous person you’ve ever met!”
Fallen surf giant Billabong releases full-length film on the same day #1 rider Griffin Colapinto defects to arch-rival Quiksilver!
Joel Parkinson may be the commercial lure, but although he infuses the narrative with a certain glamor, he is only one cog in a perfect wheel.
Grave fears held for brother of US Surf Olympian Nathan Florence and teenage boy after attempted paddle-out in conditions that killed five Dutch surfers! “Rescue would have been near impossible!”
"Stuck in down-drafts of boils in the water felt like it wanted to pull you down below!"
Hawaii’s outrageous Queen of Crazy Mason Ho divides internet with schlock horror edit, “Your mother sucks c**ks in Hell, you faithless slime!”
A blazing labyrinth from which there is no escape!
Hawaiian surf great John John Florence almost dies alone at notorious European big-wave spot following blow to the head, “He woke up underwater!”
"Fascinating, compulsive, horrifying!"
Brazilian real estate developer pulls curtain back on ambitious new wave pool surfers are calling “the most high-performance wave on earth!”
"I defy you to watch this video and come away with a mind unchanged."
Weird Waves aficionado Dylan Graves gives most compelling look yet at soon-to-be-demolished “Mad Max” wavepool in country Australia, “We got to surf an engineering marvel!”
"Surf trips always seem to surprise me but this one just had a little extra something."
Hawaii’s whip-slicked queen of taboo Mason Ho leaves spectators’ mouths flapping mutely as he takes Hurricane Kay head on!
Heavy veined and thick with blood!
Hawaii’s untamed “Queen of Crazy” Mason Ho surfs half-naked in wild Javanese super session, “Barebacking at Grajagan!”
Ho jackknifes his legs and bares his teeth in mock orgasm at each tube that descends upon him; his little pal Dylan Wilcoxen snips off any of Ho’s excess.
Brother of US Olympian who shucked surf stardom for Only Fans riches releases stunning “rock and cock” movie!
Nathan Florence, twenty-eight and with reddish brown eyes like dried blood, is the pool boy and the pizza boy in this flick, editing…and… starring.