See-it-to-believe-it: Mason Ho jabs his midget weenie at Pipe’s crotch!
Pick a teepee and just…poke it, says Mason of the Pipeline takeoff that stopped the world.
Essential: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson contradicts everything you ever thought you knew about tides!
There ain't no movement of water, in and out, for one…
Watch: Mason Ho in “Eighty inches long and three inches thick; A royal column, ineffably solemn and wise!”
Size queen!
Meanwhile in Bristol (Part II): “I’ve surfed Waco and Lemoore and Bristol honestly feels the most like the ocean!”
But, "the surf doesn’t offer the perfection of Lemoore or the pop of Waco. And they’re only running at twenty-percent capacity for the general public, nowhere near the two-meter plus surf that was advertised in advance…"
Witness: The Great White “was going like a rocket straight at us. I can see it so clearly, its mouth was open. I lifted my feet, grabbed the board…”
The greatest shark story ever told, starring surfing's original wonder boy…
Watch: Jackie Dorian, Badger Daddy and Pals in “Pretty People Oughta Hitch Up with Pretty People!”
Feel the divine nature of surfing fill your bones…
Watch: Big Daddy Ho and chillun in “Hush up your blasphemin’, Lucifer, and let me loose!”
Sixty-two-year-old former pro. Mike, and his kids, Mason and Coco, sweep away the debris in any lineup…
Watch: Mike February in “This surfboard ain’t got no wrong notes!”
Lines are as perfect as a rapt baby rocking gently on a swing…
Watch: Mason, Dez, Coco and Mike Ho in “You know I can’t hear you when I’m in the tube!”
Your favourite vagabonds, in the one spot, at the one time!
Bristol wavepool: Watch Kanoa Igarashi and Travis Rice in “Robust enjoyment at a very expensive sanitorium!”
A new angle on the British Wavegarden tank. Better, worse, than you might imagine.
World Premiere: Time-travel wetsuit comedy “Once Upon a Time in New Zealand”
What if a surfer from the future time travelled back to Raglan in 1984 with 2019's best wetsuits?
Cavort behind-the-scenes at the Freshwater Pro with Kelly Slater!
A fascinating study of a man with everything who still wonders why…
Coming soon: Relatively funny time-travel wetsuit comedy, “Once Upon a Time In New Zealand!”
Spectacular costumes, adult themes, some mild drug use…
Watch Mason Ho in: “Poetic punishment for hot delinquent pussy!”
Give it to me daddy…
Watch: Son of slab-hunting maniac quits WQS tour grind for Balinese Dream!
Meet Reef Doig, Australian kid who grew up in the loving arms of Mother Bali…
Watch Taj Burrow in Namibia: “It was the most fucked-up sensation I’ve ever had!”
A dazzling, if cruelly brief, cameo from former world number two in vlog from Koa and Alex Smith…