Who doesn't want to towel modern life for a meaningless existence in Mexico?
Who doesn’t wanna throw away the city dream and migrate to a land where the people smile every single second of every single day and the living is so cheap and breezy!
This house in Oaxaca province in Mexico is a super authentic three-bedder, is absolute oceanfront (with the most grinding tubes a shortish walk away), has its own pool, a vast showering area (get sexing!), filtered water (it’s hot and the stuff out of the tap is pure gunk) and it even has its own maid service (you’ll sleep on the crispest sheets!).
It’s Mexico, too, so drugs are plentiful if that’s your kink. Get on the spike and no one cares!
What’s it all cost? Less than half-a-mill! Click here to buy.
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that’s actually a long-ass walk to the beachie…
10 minutes after flying out the maids boyfriend with be making up for her shite wage.
Oh Chodefish! Where have you been all my life!
The epitome of success would be owning this house, standing at the edge of that pool at sundown in the full stark, dick and/or balls waving in the gentle balmy breeze, staring at the horizon as you ponder upon what the members of the Saddle Club cast are doing now… Then thinking ‘fuck them, I own a Mexican sex resort’.