Obituaries written prematurely!
Who doesn’t love writing a sportsman’s obit? When are you going to retire? How y’gonna pull yourself out of that slump? Are you done?
Dane Reynolds, remember him? After Snapper, we were ready to put underwear on his corpse. Once a brute with bulgy thigh muscles who mesmerised; now a slow ol’ chump. Out of the game!
But today, round two, Fiji Pro. How deep we inhaled those buried to the hilt turns and the spice of his greatness. I was dizzy with a hot roaring in my head.
Watch here!
And Kelly, almost ready to hit the one-stars to requalify, swept past Jay Davies with a cold indifference. The beautiful bastard is back!
Watch here!
The rest of it? A highlight reel? Here!
And how about a lil taste of Andy Irons… don’t blubber… he’s immortal.
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And to top it off, Dane beat Adriano today. A sense of balance has been restored in the universe, for now at least.
Great to him back!
Dane’s turns make Kerr’s turns look pretty silly.
…made everyone’s turns look a little fragile…