It's ESPN body issue time. Let's sin a little…
This year’s ESPN Body Issue is out, which means you get to once again masturbate to the toned body of your favorite professional athlete.
It’s Laird and Gabby representing the surf world this year, and don’t they look fine? Laird’s the he-man he’s always been, and Gabby… I asked my wife, “She’s twenty years older than you, why don’t you look like that?”
Her response: “Fuck, honey, why don’t you look like that?”
Fair enough.
We both agree that, given the chance, we’d each be more than happy to play the pat of butter in their pancake sandwich.
But we’d let the other person watch through a window, and when things were getting hot and heavy they’d bang on the wall and shout, “I see you sinning!”
I don’t know whether Gabby or Laird would be into it, but it really doesn’t matter. Any shame, recrimination or tears would just make the whole deal even hotter.
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Every time I read “Gabby” I thought of Medina. Quite the mental picture, believe me.
Nary a body hair tween either Gabby too…
How about some moisturiser of those haggard old elbows Laird?