Rumor: Luke Davis dropped by Reef!

What is this world coming to?

Love him or hate him, Luke Davis has made an indelible mark on surfing. His socials are on fire with younger girls professing endless admiration. His fan base is the sort that actually matters because they spend and are younger. His face is so handsome it almost hurts. And his surfing is very good. Quality barrel weaving, a serviceable air game.

You’d think he would be a company dream but many rumors have floated across BeachGrit‘s Bondi and Cardiff-by-the-Sea bureaus that say Reef ripped up his contract! Why? I reached out to Louie with no luck but an inside source tells me that “He did something to piss off someone at VF Corp and they shredded his contract on the spot.” VF Corporation is parent company of Vans, Nautica, Reef, amongst others.

Investigation into Reef’s company website shows his picture is no longer there. But that face! So handsome!

Where should Luke go next? Do you think BeachGrit could afford to put the Bitchy Crab on his nose?

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Pappies
Pappies
10 years ago

guess they came to thieir senses and realized he’s a D-level bisexual pro

rel0627
rel0627
10 years ago

Has to be the skinny jeans.

Boneroni
Boneroni
10 years ago

I’m sure it has something to do with 14 y/o girls and regret. Also, smirnof ice.

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
10 years ago

not Luke Davies numbers though, how could anyone expect Luke to win a contest with that much tail to see to first.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Its a weak admin ploy by myself to force newbies here to “get a fucken Avatar” by inflicting Laird throwing down a shaka to anyone that hasn’t taken the time to pick a profile picture…

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

Seems like just a few weeks ago that he declared he no longer had to do comps. Good call.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Score one for the STAB commenting community.

James B
James B
10 years ago

Well, surfing wise, when Filipe Toledo was still 14 years old, he was already a better surfer than Luke Pink Hair.

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
10 years ago
Reply to  James B

yeah but no chick wants to fuck Filepe so…..

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

They also only want to fuck 3rd rated Surfer on the South Island circuit and not the 2nd… Its a cruel world aye Huge.

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

don’t i know it Neg, granted though number three did used to be on the CT

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

And also the first to be on the CT (we’re talking Maz, no?). I so want Ricardo Christie to finish top-ten sometime soon. I think it’s an underdog complex.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Yip re Maz. But Iain “Ratso” Buchanan was the first on tour.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Thanks for the knowledge Negs, Buchanan was on tour when I was a wee lad, probably before I could locate NZ on a map. This is where the Warshaws and senior followers of the sport have anyone born post-1980 beat at surf pub trivia: by simply having been conscious of the sport’s happenings in that era.

James B
James B
10 years ago

Man, you’re a Huge jealous

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
10 years ago
Reply to  James B

Jealous of his surfing? yes most definitely the kid rips. jealous of his weird mug of a face and personality…? yeah nah

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

it’s cute that you think getting laid is hard. Everybody gets laid. Everybody. Even Silvana Lima (I assume).

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Silvana Lima is marriage material.

That Guy
That Guy
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

If you’re a woman

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

That was me joke, mate.

That Guy
That Guy
10 years ago

Could this be like when his time at O’neill came to an end? Maybe a big wigs daughter/wife was seduced by his brow game?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

What happened with (br)O’neill? I was nascent to the Luke Davis game at that point.

That Guy
That Guy
10 years ago

2 pissed off parents of 16 year old girls that like Mr Davis. O’neill didn’t want to be a part of it. You do the math

TecatePapi69
TecatePapi69
10 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

brow game one fleek

lorne
lorne
10 years ago

i’m sure he’ll be able to make a living off instagram, selling herbal teas, body scrubs etc

Tate MacDowell
Tate MacDowell
10 years ago
Reply to  lorne

that MUST pay better than a Reef contract.


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