Belts local surfer in head! "Don't let the pretty fool ya!"
Once, Rob Lowe was the hottest thing in Hollywood. In his twenties, he banged off consecutive hit films: The Outsiders, St Elmo’s Fire, About Last Night, Tommy Boy.
And so beautiful, god he was beautiful. Brownish hair, sculptural cheek bones, tits like plums.
All my little girlfriends at the time would stick posters of Rob Lowe on their wall and compare, and in my case contrast, his beauty to the rest of the world. I was satisfied when a video-taped threesome of Rob and two gals, one a 16 year old, was fed to the world and he spent the next decade scrapping around for work.
Anyway, he surfs. And fights!
On the Late Late Show with James Cordon, Lowe proudly admitted to belting a local surfer who’d grabbed his leash.
“People, don’t let the pretty fool ya,” he says. “Listen, just because I have cheek bones doesn’t mean I won’t throw down.”
Beautiful, a sense of humour and… brutal! How can you not admire?
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of add and the skate add snowboarders are still kicking our bitch’n zinging surfer assessment analyzing asses yano… where is Don Henley when you need him..?
Edits mine: “Actor And Ayn Rand Enthusiast Rob Lowe…” Strange how certain things keep popping up around here.
Dear Rob Lowe, the next time you fabricate a story to look cool, do a little research. I’ve never seen anyone try to choke the other guy with their leg rope. Dickhead.
Just read on Surfermag (not surfer.com yet) that Johnny Boy Gomes was arrested for assault in Waikiki, can’t believe Beachgrit didn’t scoop that one! You’ve got a correspondent right there in the Islands but instead we get this Hollywood bullshit…
Exhibit 2 in our list of “why photogs need a union.”
He grew up in Malibu, not 1st point but Point Dume. Back then pretty localized. Cool that he threw down, sounds like bullshit though.
by his own account, in “Stories That I Only Tell My Friends” – highly recommended, by the way, for reading alongside margaritas at the hotel pool – lowe didn’t surf growing up. woke up to the game late, now lives in montecito, home of heavy locals like oprah
and RKL
Total Bullshit, you can bet he would be getting sued if he punched anybody!, Pity he wouldn’t punch James Cordon!
hilars. i have some familiarity with boyfriend’s local line-up. it ain’t exactly the north shore. kinda want to know who he punched now, actually.
The xvideo comment section slays beachgrits.
so we finally see where derek and matt find their mom porn
is this a surfing website or just a load of semen splattered on a keyboard in random configurations?
If you are going to be clever, be clever. Otherwise, take this sort of thing elsewhere.
xvideos perhaps as your article suggests?
take your unproductive, shit-talking, bullshit back to Stab’s comment section.
are you getting broody minding the golden egg or something?
Exactly!
What did America do to deserve James Cordon…