Glenn Danzig Portlandia
Glenn Danzig is the singer and founder of bands the Misfits and Danzig. In the TV series Portlandia, he appears as a Romanian fashion expert advising on how to switch from goth to beach. "Sometimes to have a good time, you have to dress a little lame.” And, "Hurley, you can never have too much Hurley." Good advice!

Billabong: “It’s a little fratty!”

And you can never have too much Hurley.

There are very many bad representations of surfing that come out of the media. Do you live in America? Do you watch car advertisements? When I lived in Australia I saw even more and worse. Like, ugh!

But sometimes there is also pure gold. Watch this bit here featuring Portlandia genius Fred Armisen and none other than Glenn Danzig. Glenn Danzig!

Portlandia, of course, is a funny-ish television show that lampoons hipster culture, rife in Portland, Oregon. If the show is unfamiliar, let me give you a taste via a couple of episode summaries.

This, from Nina’s Birthday.

“Nina goes to great lengths to throw an extravagant 32nd birthday party for herself. The day-long event is set to include a multitude of activities ranging from sunrise yoga to horseback rides. The party culminates in a Tapas Dinner, thrilling news to Kath and Dave who have just returned from a trip to Spain. A young couple is forced to take out a loan from a local banker to attend Nina’s party. Snarky responses to Evites earn a local comedian celebrity status.”

And, Doug Becomes a Feminist: “Doug discovers that he is a male feminist; Sandra takes a rideshare for the first time.”

The episode starring Danzig, Weirdos Go To The Beach, is funny, and true, and amazing.

This is how surf apparel looks to normal people. The bad fits and color and funny.

I have watched this bit, now, fifteen times and it is brilliant. I’m still figuring out how to rip and put it here. in the meantime, watch in the link and watch my, honest to goodness, favorite YouTube video of all time below.

And always remember. You can never have too much Hurley. Also, Billabong is a little fratty.

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Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago

I think Burton was trying to do this specifically with the Beetlejuice sequel.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

chas do you remember the hungry jacks ads in australia where the portly poo man rides straight to the beach in front of his misses after devouring two whoppers? i think it’s a good representation of australian surfing i don’t see your problem.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago

🙂

GBP
GBP
10 years ago

My honest to goodness favourite youtube remains the same after 12 years, watching poor Iraqi soldiers trying to do star jumps

Anthony Arturo Leone
Anthony Arturo Leone
10 years ago

Hurley is a Nike’s property, Nike is a portland based company. The laws of product placement would state, Nike gave them some money for sure! Portlandia is awesome as shit thoigh!

Dusty Butt
Dusty Butt
10 years ago

bob marley collection. that is all

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

Was that Matt Warshaw at the beach?

I thought he quit.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

There has never been anything that synergizes my interests so perfectly. I love it so much I’m nearly speechless.

Dooma
Dooma
10 years ago

You sure on that clip?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Dooma

Weirdos go to the beach is linked! I can’t figure out how to rip. My favorite of all time, also starring Glenn, is a placeholder.


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