Me and you and all our friends soaking in Las Vegas fluorescents, drinking watered down things, losing money on Bruce Irons!
Me and you and all our friends soaking in Las Vegas fluorescents, drinking watered down things, losing money on Bruce Irons!

Sin: Let’s gamble on the Eddie!

Quiksilver's In Memory of Eddie Aikau could make us all rich (poor)!

More money was bet on this past Super Bowl than any other single event ever. 132.5 million dollars properly and legally placed in Las Vegas. 4.2 billion dollars illegally with Italian mobsters and such. Much of it was lost, of course, Las Vegas is very smart with their spreads etc. and much of it was lost, illegally, too. Italian mobsters breaking kneecaps and such.

Which brings us to tomorrow’s Eddie. It might be the most perfect of surf events to gamble on. There is enough history for novices to go back and see how it works. The scoring is simple. It is generally clear when someone has surfed a better wave than another. The whole thing runs in one day.

And just think of all the different things that could be bet upon! During the Super Bowl, for example, there was an over/under on how long it would take for Lady Gaga to sing the national anthem. The Eddie could have an over/under on how many times Kelly Slater gives a backhanded compliment to a competitor. Wave height, top score, top four, winner, number of wipeouts, number of broken leashes, are easy money lines etc. etc. Endless!

Finally, the Eddie would look gorgeous broadcast on those giant screens wrapping Las Vegas sports books. It would be fun for all and maybe especially the fat Midwesterners losing their life savings.

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Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago

Escaped the zoo again, monkey? I have one eye on the ‘freedom screen’ and the other eye on “Days of Revolt: America’s Death Squads” video. Why you spamming my inbox during business hours on this old thread? Evolution is possible.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

So yeah how’s that gambling going?

Anyone bet on it being 12 foot?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago

job for the win…

Horatio Algae
Horatio Algae
10 years ago

when are they having the hydrofoil eddie so laird can teach all the kids a thing or two? take down the trophy, quick interview with cnn and fox news as the face of surfing, then back to the club house on one of those golf surf things for a hard earned protein shake.

J H
J H
10 years ago

The head says Greg Long. The heart says any combination of JJF, Healy or Aaron Gold. Yes…I think that a lesser know guy like Gold can win.

By the way…Brock Little’s interview in Surfing was interesting because he said that a winter like this has a generational impact. Guys will surf so many big waves in such a short period of time that the boundaries will be pushed again. That’s what he said helped him in ’83 (I think).

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

I’m taking Slater.

Leosurf1
Leosurf1
10 years ago

It’s a damn shame there is no house you can bet against in the U.S. That’s what this article should be about.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
10 years ago

eddie vedder has a surf contest named after him?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

no, it’s that maiden’s one…

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

That caption should be scrawled in blood in the toilets ( I believe Americans use the quaint and faintly prudish term “bathroom” or “restroom”) at What Youth as an example of the Everest of the genre.
Very good.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I am so happy right now.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago

Italian mobsters is like selling your competitor a wave or pulling their leg rope. Watch this video:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

david fffff
david fffff
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

Literally no one is going to fucking watch that.

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

If the video is all falsification then what is there to fear or worry about? You should watch the video rather than tremble in fear of the Jaws.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

…should it not be Jews this time? you know, tremble in fear… idk, nick, I’m confused, you fucking up with these vowels every time…

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

I’m confused here. Are you suggesting that Americans don’t know there’s a Jewish Mafia? That we’ve never heard of Meyer Lansky? Or Lefty Rosenthal? Bugsy Siegel? In all seriousness, I think most Americans are aware that there is an Italian Mafia, and a Russian one, and Japanese, and a Jewish, and a Mexican one, Korean, Greek etc. Italians just looked and talked the funniest, that’s why they’re in movies.

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Well, let me give you a summary of the first 2 minutes. In the first minute, there’s a fairly interesting Jeep commercial – 75 years of making cars apparently. In the second minute, you learn that the movie is narrated by David Duke. Yes, THE David Duke. That’s all I got through.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

Wow, And I thought the Duke brothers just vanished… I’m surprised Nick would support a known pornographer. What sort of man would subject his sister to such perversion.

KoloheLover69
KoloheLover69
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

negatron dont try so hard

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  KoloheLover69

How about I try a little less and you try alittle harder, it’ll work well for my family and your grades…

KoloheLover69
KoloheLover69
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

ha


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