And you thought living on Kauai was all palm trees and chiselled reef waves?
Donavon Frankenreiter, mustachioed member of the Momentum Generation who parlayed his throwback style and ability with an acoustic guitar into a thriving musical career, appeared in Kauai court yesterday seeking a temporary restraining order against a neighbor.
Court documents paint a picture of a run of the mill disagreement between two neighbours who don’t like each other vicious ongoing feud featuring threats, thrown beer bottles and terrified children.
In our quest to provide low effort pandering to the lowest common denominator hard hitting journalistic coverage of all the goings-on the “Surf Industry” doesn’t want you to know about, TMZ BeachGrit walked up to the clerk’s window and asked for a copy of the publicly available document attained exclusive access to the secret government documents through one of its many loyal informants.
Let’s examine!
I would be bummed too.
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Donovan had to understand that, outside his circle of friends and locals he pays to live aloha, there’s reality. Word on Kauai is his wife is unbearable….the kind of woman that throws the infamous ” do you know who you are talking to ? I’m Donovan’s wife!” … Him and Malibu man could just as well leave and most locals would be stoked..
DF has an “electric gate” here on Kauai. Rory you think the police are going to be dropping everything to sort it all out for electric-gated people who have the middle finger and bottles thrown their way? I’m guessing no.
No heart dots over the “i”s!?
I am a peaceful and non-combative person, but if somebody screams profanity at me and my children – they are getting punched in the fucking head till the police show up.
they best try the gangsta way.
Why do so many people call the police? They’re a pain in the arse and make you rock up two or three times to a depressing brown brick government building in the sticks to convince a cruel lesbian that the charges are ill-founded. I long for the days of dueling and expedient justice.
Nothing more compelling than a hand written legal document.
they scare me more. means the person is unhinged given they think such will actually work.
upset hillbilly soaks himself in moonshine and decides to chase ‘that frankenstein guy’ out of town…
Maybe maybe Mr Erickson is a music critic responding in the only appropriate way.
Constantly hearing Donavon’s unique light winded surf yodeling would probably drive me to drunken violent outbursts also…
i had a friend that lived next to jack jonson at rockys on the north shore a while back. he said that jack would always be so pissed about him having partied and being loud at 12am, but jack would be up at 5am signing and playing guitar everyday, which pissed my buddy off
just looked at dates. been going on 3 years!!! could possibly been sorted sooner maybe??
Pure speculation: it’s likely this is all about an easement on DF’s property. Only real evidence being that the the plaintiff is driving down the driveway.
Very common out here. New buildings on land that prior owners allowed the neighbors to use for access.
oh yeah agree just commenting on how long been going 3 years for 4 incidents!!! yeah sounds like an access one and then he probably just over DFs music
…there’s a gap of eleven months between every next attack… I call I11umina11i…
Fuck me that’s some oversized handwriting. He must be pretty angry.
anger has nothing to do with it. it’s how children write. he is a ‘pro’ surfer. education wasn’t a priority. it all fits well with the children’s music he croons.
or it’s his wife’s writing.