Bible-thumping former world #8 says no to transgender bathroom rights!
Gotta love social media! Decades of surf media silence kept personalities secret, now everyone can say whatever they want! And do!
Today’s installment of Blood Feud™ brings us Richie Collins, temperamental bible thumping former world number eight, checking in to make sure we know he’s sitting firmly on the wrong side of history.
Sin, eh? Let’s see what the bible has to say about it.
And Jesus did say, “You totally can’t let trannys into bathrooms because they’re just trying to catch a glimpse of your shit. And they’re really weird and make me super uncomfortable because of this thing that happened when I got really drunk one time that I don’t like to talk about.”
It checks out.
I’m aware that “tranny” is an offensive term, but the book was written a million years ago. It was a different time. You could own people, rape wasn’t a crime. Don’t hold me responsible, please.
To be sure, perverts hiding in toilets is a thing. A two second internet search turns up a few stories.
Like this guy in Colorado who hid in a port-a-potty to watch people poop.
Or this lovely fellow in Oklahoma who did the same.
Here’s a dude in New Hampshire.
Seems to be a uniquely American phenomenon.
Richie goes on to further defend his position.
Makes sense. Nothing wrong with standing firmly behind your religious beliefs. Nothing wrong with wanting to punish people for violating them.
I feel the same way about miscegenation. Sure, all those other races look good, and there’s nothing better than introducing some color into your milky white gene pool. Richie gets that, he’s got a posse of good looking hapa kids of his own.
Only… the bible ain’t into it. Plenty of scripture you can cherry pick to illustrate the point.
Richie’s got more to say…
I kind of get what he’s saying. I’ve got no problem sharing a bathroom with trans people. No big deal. Caught plenty of dudes trying to catch a peak at my junk while we’re lined up at the urinals.
I just handle it with an “Eyes forward, buddy,” and leave feeling a little flattered.
But I’ll be damned before I share public toilets with ladies. Women’s restrooms are gross as hell.
Richie’s right. Since Target opened their bathrooms to transgenders there was a convicted Pedophile who attacked a little girl already. It’s sad that our society has come down to this low of a level and rather than encouraging this we should be helping these people. This whole “transgender” thing is really a mental illness much like how a person who loves to have sex with animals would be considered mentally ill as well as pedophiles. They need help.
As far as Scripture goes, it’s pretty clear where God stands on these issues. You can make fun of the Bible all you want but just realize that God is super hurt and sad by what is being said about and against Him. Christ came to earth to save us not to harm us. Christianity isn’t about religion and works to get to Heaven, which a lot of people mistaken it to be, but rather it’s about having a real personal relationship with God. If you read through the Gospels you will find plenty of times of Jesus attacking the Pharisees. Why? Because they were more concerned with the “religious” aspects of Judaism rather than the personal relationship aspect that God seeks to have with us. He’s called “Father” for a reason which is that He loves us and wants to protect and provide for us. All we have to do is love Him back.
I’m sure I’ll be attacked with some response that is intended to belittle me and my faith but that’s ok.
I have three small children. All girls. If they need a piss when we’re out and about they come in to the men’s toilet with me (although to be honest it’s almost always a shit, the little bastards seemingly able to conjure one up at will when we’re away from home comforts). There’s usually a couple of old blokes at the urinals throttling their wangs in
that old-bloke way, vainly trying to coax their prostates into offering up something, anything; I just steer the girls into a cubicle, tell them not to read the messages scratched on the walls offering hard cocks and willing anuses and get the job done as quickly as possible.
Same with swimming. Into the men’s changing room, bench for three not too near the brown eyes and swaying bellends, shower, change, off we go. Doesn’t everyone do this? Or am I in fact Satan himself?
where is Paul Sargeant anyway?
not insinuations , but Rory verbatim!
I don’t personally have a problem with transgenders , but think that when Kids are involved , there needs to be rules that protect those who cannot protect themselves .
Lionel Richie Collins
I wish Richie would come out of the closet so we could just put an end to all of this.
Politics and religion aside, Richie is a douche.
Born agains tend to be either very low information folks or addicts. I think Richie is probably both.
nailed it.
I saw Coliins a lot when he was a little grom in Newport Beach.
He was a “pain in the az” “but” wipe in the lineup trying to get away with shoulder hoping the locals at the various jetties relying on his fathers position and surf shop owner of Wave Tools at the Pier.
He had the same attitude as a little privileged punk!
He obtained his attitude from his dad Lance who was a bit of a jerk in the water in front of his shop hogging waves on his long board in the early 80’s.
Riche carried his attitude throughout his short pro surfing years everywhere he went.
Looks to me maybe he matured a bit and saw the way!
haha , ah the old stereo typing of born agains , c’mon troggy , you obviously have such a great intellect , it precludes you from understanding Christianity hehe!
neither are stereotypes – there’s a slightly out of date (2005 or so) gallup poll that shows Evangelicals are less educated and less financially successful than non-Evangelicals. Not surprisingly, they’re also found more frequently in the South and Mid-West. As for the addict thing, a good many recovery programs (AA as the most obvious) are faith based/required. These are some of the Evangelicals’ best feeder pools.
you went from Born again Christians to Evangelicals , judging them as a whole based on some 10 yr old gallup poll. Do your born agains ,also reject mainstream religion?
Perhaps my wording was poor, but the gallup poll used them interchangeably: http://www.gallup.com/poll/…
Did you know prior to this little exchange that Maurice Cole is a happy clapper? It’s news to me!
No fags… PERIOD!
Back to the closet with the deviant perverts!
Ya can’t legislate acceptance for disgusting perversions!
Negatron can we get rid of this guy?
Sorry to offend ya faggot… but hey… life a bitch!
Unless you ask forgiveness and stop your deviant behavior there’s a good chance you’ll probably die a long painful death from HIV aids!
No way this sorry excuse of an online persona is for real… I commend you for bringing back trolling to a primal level!
No way! This is great. People try to spin rational reasons for their bigotry, then this guy comes along and reminds us what it’s all about.
It’s all about people who ain’t fucking being worried about other people fucking. #imaginationsrunwild
No Rory you made us all aware, some of us have this inherent attribute , of protecting the young innocent kids , it is a real worry you seem to like pushing boundaries relating to Kids all the time!
So this is how you want it with this law: A woman who identifies as a man goes out and takes her hormone shots, grows a beard, dresses like a man and acts like a man. She is at the park where you’re sitting with your kid. Both the transgender woman and your kid have to pee at the same time. Rather than having the transgender woman go into the men’s room, you will now require her to go into the women’s room with your daughter. Your daughter will look at this person, who she sees as a man, and does what? Shrugs and says hi? Runs out screaming? Looks at you and asks why there’s a man in the ladies’ room?
Yes, cherry picking the bible. You either in or out. From my favourite inter webs:
“Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.”
Hahah Fucking Legend!
ah have you hear of the New Testament ?
can’t have it both ways – either old testament applies or it doesn’t.
oh yes you can!
I think he edits Morgan’s articles
None of you social justice clowns know anything. Here’s the problem. It’s NOT with transgender, gay, or lesbian people. It’s with sick pervs who will now “identify” as a female to get into the women bathrooms just to sneak a peak at your daughters and wives. You’re all a bunch of short-sighted fuckheads who are obviously against the privacy rights of women and children. Thank you Rory for being an ass and making real thinkers on this slippery-slope issue feel square and uptight for standing up for the rights of women.
Well, it’s been a while since I was last in the ladies room, but don’t they have stalls? Are you suggesting that a guy is going to dress up as a girl, wait in a restroom for my wife to come in and then stand over her while she pees behind a door?
And to be clear, yes I do have a wife. I also have 3 daughters. I’m not, and I say this with 100% certainty, worried in the least bit about this scenario. Random gun violence? Yes, I worry a bit. Violence at schools? Yep, that’s a problem. Transgender (or even less likely, pretend transgender) folks peeping on my daughters in a public restroom? Lulz, no.
Trogan, whatever differences in economic policy and personal ideology we may have, you and I are clearly on the level with this one. Cheers from the pastures ten hours north!
Do we have economic policy disputes? I say a lot of stuff…
I don’t generally engage in online disputes, but I’d say we have differences in outlook.
Well the perv doesn’t have to dress like a woman to “identify” as a woman. Also yes, of course they have stalls, but would you like your daughter to come out of a stall and see a man there waiting to go in. Ps- You’re if you say “doesn’t matter” or “I don’t care” then you’re a twat. Wouldn’t that make her feel unsafe or uncomfortable in a place where she just needs some relief.
I will say it again. IT’S NOT THE FUCKING LBGT COMMUNITY WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT its’ the demented fucknuts that will take advantage of this. Just like dogs on planes. First it was just seeing-eye-dogs then companion dogs soon it will be silverback apes to calm flying anxiety.
If you’re that worried, go in with her. Problem solved.
Actually, I respect the rights of women, so probably not. Get it yet?
So let me get this – you’re afraid of a man walking into the ladies room and peeping on your kid, but you’re not willing to go in with her? What about if you just look in quickly to see if there are any dudes in there? Much ado about nothing. And really, how often are your kids using public restrooms anyway?
This is a weird discussion to come wandering into, a bunch of dudes talking about the lady’s room. But yes, we do have stalls! And those paper thingies to put on the seat! But people still hover and make a mess. This makes me sad.
I give zero fucks who uses the women’s restroom with me. Zero. Also, in crowded clubs it is totally a thing for women to jump into the men’s room if there’s no line. We do this! And it’s totally chill.
On the list of things I worry about, creepers in the lady’s room is like, really low on the list. Like maybe not even on the list, actually! And as a life-long woman person, I do have to worry about creepers on the regular. It’s just something we all have to do in this life. It’s chill.
But yeah, restrooms, nope! It’s just an excuse to discriminate against trans people and that’s a bullshit thing to do.
Whereabouts on the Jen See Worry-List® do creepers on the BeachGrit comment section sit? Further to this, when are we going on our Mexican restaurant date to discuss the beauty of Formica?
Can you please take part in the Darwin awards. Thank you.
Christians don’t believe in Darwinism.
Why do you think I’m a Christian? I’m actually an atheist libertarian. But nice try with the generalization.
Ok, then yes, please take part in the Darwin awards.
Nice.
the great protector!! Tilting away at windmills!
Someone posted this on Richie’s FB page and it seems to hit the nail on the head: https://www.facebook.com/Oc…
And while we’re at it, what sort of grown man still calls himself Richie?
what about the other 66% of people that abuse children ? I will never ever ever trust a white male person again !!
the large majority of those are people you or your children know, whether friends, coaches, or teachers etc.
how many rapes are not reported , is it still over 80%?
no idea, but my guess is that rape by family/friend is far less likely to be reported than rape by a strange man in a public toilet.
an educated guess , or do you just keep your kids away from public toilets ?
if they need to pee and the only place to go is a public toilet, they go in a public toilet.
EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING TROGAN! 99% of rapists are HETEROSEXUAL MALES. These are the exact fucks that will use the women restroom because they will identify as female. Shit you don’t read. I am not against the rights of the LGBT community. In fact, I love em! I’m pissed that assholes will use this as leverage to victimize. C’mon bro read my posts before you lay out stats that I’m totally with.
Also, I’m indifferent on the name Richie. I prefer Dick, though. Wait, never mind…
This law doesn’t change their ability to rape your kid one bit. If they want to snatch your kid, they will.
You’re right. That’s a fantastic way to live in this world. Laws also won’t stop a nuclear holocaust so fuck it. I get it. Good way to think.
Limiting guns won’t stop shootings so don’t try to take away my guns… where have I heard that before?
And FWIW, there are very significant laws against peeping/molesting/raping/kidnapping little girls. Your argument is weak.
Wait a minute, you’re not getting away with this line of nonsense. Let me get this straight….
“This law doesn’t change their ability to rape your kid one bit. If they want to snatch your kid, they will.”
So, the above statement is “don’t write laws cause they won’t do good anyway.” It’s all bullshit, right? Then you have the balls to write this…
“And FWIW, there are very significant laws against peeping/molesting/raping/kidnapping little girls. Your argument is weak.”
Circular and straw man arguments once again. YOU are the one with the weak argument. Go ahead and gimme some more fake reasoning. I’ll dissect that too.
Not really. You suggested that there are no laws to protect your kids and we really need this one. I said there were already many to protect your kids already.
Shit, not even Trump’s on your side on this one.
Show me where I suggested that.
it was implied in the “don’t write laws because they won’t do any good” statement above. But i re-read your post about your daughter seeing a man in the bathroom and how that would bother her. You do realize though that this law now requires women who identify as men (and may have even gone through the change – so they have beards, dress like men etc.) to use the ladies’ room, right? So are you just playing the odds then – that you’re less likely to run into a transgender woman who looks like a dude than your are a child rapist? You have any support for the position that the rapist in the bathroom is the more likely outcome?
This is one of the strangest “social” issues out there. Of all the fucking things to worry about…
and dem ice caps be meltin’. mm hmm
i just find is so weird/amusing that people live their lives off a fictitious book. no different than reading harry potter and believing in it word for word.
Harry Potter hasn’t caused two thousand years of misery through misplaced entitlement and cultural genocide.
but it could if people believed hard enough, and mis-interpret the books to favor whatever agenda they have.
Give him time, Mudblood.
Temperamental floater specialist says “that shit don’t flush with me!”
Hey Rory can we just get a “Parker” translation of the bible?
I’d read it. @disqus_O9zx8l6MyE:disqus who would the apostles be in your Good Book?
I’d have to think about it.
Fact is the pervert in the bathroom with your children probably identifies as whatever sex he currently is.
Of course this is true, particularly the dudes. Trannies aren’t necessarily perverts, and perverts and pedophiles are almost never trannies.
Blood feud: Richie Collins vs Grammar and punctuation.
How did his post end? I passed out before I could finish it. Hard to stay conscious without a single pause for breath throughout the whole paragraph.
I do hate it when you are stood at the urinal and a chick whips her dick out and takes a piss. Why do people assume just because they are trans they are perverted? I think you’d have to worry more about the small town, ex pro surfing bible basher myself… Mr Collins seems to be protesting a little to hard.
Same perverts here in Oz no doubt – with camera phones in hand. As a dad I am with Richie!!
I read a guy’s statement on beating up a transgressor – “he fell on my fist many, many times”
That’s exactly what’s going to happen
So are saying you are hoping to ‘fist’ a ‘tranny’ in a public toilet?
Funny you are – but not funny when I have had my kids approached by a freak in a public toilet, when I was even there. So let’s leave this one alone Jimmy
Begs the question was the freak transgender, if so fair enough, if not, well…
Jimmy mate as a parent if your daughter is approached and then someone attempts to touch them/grab them in a toilet – where as a male you cannot enter its pretty fucked up!! I did not stop and ask for an explanation or detailed description pushed them out of the way and left quickly. Above as stated was me reading someone else’s actions – just a raw nerve this is.
I agree with all other comments usually hetero, known to family etc etc – this was just freaky situation but uncomfortable the same.