FCS itz all a lie. A big motherufcking lie.
Itz harrd to see my cmputer scrrren rite now thru the teers in my fukcing eyes n also the whisky. The streek is ded. THE STREAK IZ FUCKINGG DEAD!
Ben up all nite. Been wandering da mean streets of CardifffbytheSEE slugging frm a botle of Jack. Almst finished and the son jst cam up n jest cant get my hed around it FUCK. FUCK! Seabazz. CBAS? Who even iz he? Were did he evn cum from? SeeBazs?
Julien I know and wanna know y? Becuz he rides F C s! Becuz heridez the ONLY FIN THAAT WINZ!
so WHAT HAPPN? Tlee me goddmanit! HOW DID C-BOSS WIN?
He don rid no Fcs.
HE don ride no fcken FCZ.
hez not on thaat teem. Hiz finz don cum out if he bangs them on a bench or char or somewhere els that ppl can sit or eat or shit.
THE STEAK! THE STrEAK ISZ OVER!
13/13 unluck fockin 13. It ended at 13. culdnt go 14/14 becuz SEE BASS.
Im gonna book a flite to Asralia ostrala ag[hoiha Auustria rite now and fck thos judges up.
FUCK YOU WSL!!!!
u brake my heart.
AN fcuk u 2 FCS! u mad me beleve. U made me think that humanity culd stil be grate. that we culd stil bild the piramids n shit. tat we culd stop global warming n make world peece. But itz all a lie. A big motherufcking lie.
life iz shit than u die. Rmember that kidz. Don fall 4 it wen a totally bangable fin company cums around promising grateness. 14/14 will nver happen. Ever.
He’s having an emotional breakdown i just learned pulled pork sandwiches won margaret river.
I feel so outdated. This write up reminds me of the texts I have to code break via Google from my younger workers. God bless google. For real though, this is not even B grade material.
I can so imagine Chris Ward having been a part of this magical night in Cardiff-by-the-Sea. What did he ride again?
When do we call an intervention and recognise that Chas Smith is having a (very public) breakdown?
Fck u man! U nevr carred. You nevrre caered becuz u dont now how grateness feelz! 14/14 wuz rite there. Rite fckuing ther! Itll never hapen again. Fuked in the asshole by hisory man.
Anybody out there doing full quiver conversions? I can’t operate my router with all the teers.
Me dude, I’ve gone thru a five gal. Bucket of spackle and q cell,so much so that I’m using “cum” to set them.
Chas Smith Sig FCS template:
Itz prrrrrfct!
News out of the USA, FCS sales have collapsed , futures are now thinking thinking of world domination , will Chas be pissed forever now?
don bring tha shitt to me rite now morris. Can you see? Don u even knew what pain im in?Hav u nevr loved and loss?
FFS Chas it 9.00am here and I am just cracking a bottle of scotch open to join you , as , its even hard for me to say , but I just put a set of FCS11’s in my new board and now FFS ,I am not fashionable anymore , but the scotch tastes great , do I have to keep drinking till FCS win another event???
Yrssssss!
damn . because I am a violent drunk , will keep drinking , wife has put me in a straight jacket , chained me to the garage wall ( not even a full moon) and she is now calling FCS to lift their game or suffer a drunken agro fashion seeking fossil!
Hahahhahahahah “Morris.”
The fucked thing is I think it really is MC?
Of course it is..
Dude that’s like an 8 track, get with the 2’s!
Not really related but… doesn’t Adam Melling look like a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and William Tecumseh Sherman in that picture? Is it just me? Plz, Chas, I need to know!
P.s. I’m really excited about General Doogie as a nickname…
Stu kennedy has a bit of NPH going on to…. the NPH ON THE MPH, that’s the ticket!
I wish I was kidding I just had a kid change his order to futures, I spent all my fucking money on the FCS 2 install kit! Fuck time to break out the old dremmel tool, ” the angles are right you little bastard!”
I didn’t know you hired cavvy to write. Ps greatest article ever.
William Finnegan (& Rory Parker), eat your heart out!
“cums”
lol
hahahaha
what will Stab be able to post now?
You’re a dork… but you’re funny for those that are looking.
FCS- jock surfers
FUTURES- free surfers
Zzzz. Who cares what fin system the contest winner used? Get a life, d00d.
fck u man! u don know nuthin about grateness!
I know enough about it that the verbal diarrhea excreted above misses it by a longshot, Shakespeare!
FCS U MAN!
I knowz a tun about hartbreak now i haz to thro all my fcs instal cystems out,all 4 of then god dammit!