The best in da biz, Ian Walsh, teches u how to charge!
Soooooooooooooooo I was supposed to head down 2 an interview wit Ian Watch at a coffee e shop at 430 an I wuz all lik “$430? Thasss drinkin time!” So I tried to met him at a bar instead 4 our interview becuz there iz 1 across the street but he wiz too tired from traveling and sed “NO! BITCH! INEED COFFFFEEE!”
In m y heart I was all like, “FUCK THAT SISSY ASS MUTHERFUCKER! KOOOK! BarNEY! TeeeeeeeTOTALER!” but said “Yah cool! Coffee!” in da text
Becuz I had a secret! A big ol bottle of V O D K A in my F R E E E E E Z Z E ER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!
So I drank da drank (5ive times!) mix with stolichnaya ginger beer cans an a lil touch of limejuice then got in m bike an rode to the place (shhhhhhhhh don tell anyone…it call zumbar an its in cardifff an The Shanty is x the streeet).
And this iz what I lik to call a new feture of bitchgirt call DRUNK INNERVIW WIT DA SURFERZ!
HOW 2 RID BIG BABES! w/ IIAN WALSH
so I aks Ian…tell me the secrets of big wavez. Wat do u do to rid them? And he gave me his daily ritual. Here it iz in case u want 2 rid them 2:
Ian: Wake up at 6:00 am, drink a smoothie with a bunch of good stuff.
Me: WTF!
Ian: Surf Ho’okipa for an hour and a half or two hours if it’s good then come in and eat another breakfast.
Me: Nother brakfast? No fucken mimosa blody mary?
Ian: Go to the gym at 9:30 and do some dynamic exercises. Warm up where I feel sore.
Me: FUCK?
Ian: Eat again.
Me: Nofucken Irish Cofe? or vodka?
Ian: Surf another hour and a half to, I don’t know, five or six hours depending on how good it is.
Me: ?
Ian: And then I’ll ride my bike at the end of the day. If I’m a little tweaked or sore I’ll do some namaste…some yoga or pilates.
Me:
Ian: And then I’ll be in bed by 10:30 after some Game of Thrones, bored as hell.
Me:
Do you stilll wanna surf big wavez or
no?
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does this fag even surf anymore?, havent heard shit from him in a while. not on the bwwt?
move to HI. pretend to like training and dojos.
his Eugene is just suffering along quietly, what a waste
Meet? According to Rory they have never even spoken on the phone.
That’s true.
See…I pay attention to all of the fabulous details here at BeachGrit.
That is some lazy AF shit right there. Well done.
I’ve never actually met Rory but I am going to the grave with Dez.
Nice one
Where does working in an office 9-5 fit into a daily routine like that? fuck 🙁
Reminds me of the good old Myspace days
shit i thought i was on stab website for a second there. i was worried AF..