Gab Medina seen here in happier times.
Gab Medina seen here in happier times. | Photo: ASP

Medina and his brave act of cowardice!

Featuring Jadson Andre and his brave act of cowardice too!

Do you remember, ten or such months ago, when Filipe Toledo refused to take off on a wave at Teahupo’o thus receiving the lowest heat total in professional surfing history (a zero) and cementing his place in the annals forevermore?

At the time, I wrote:

As the Brazilian bobbed in the water, not surfing, he surely must have known the haters were boiling in their tanks but he chose to bob, lonely against the steel grey sky, and brave. Yes, brave because I would, and will, argue that it is sometimes more difficult to not get smashed in order to prove a larger point, thereby getting smashed by public opinion.

And smashed he got and smashed he continues to get. So brave!

Well, two short days ago Filipe was joined by countrymates Gabriel Medina and Jadson Andre as the bravest cowards on earth! In an interview with his local Brazilian newspaper, first picked up in the English press by Surfline, Gabriel admitted to voting against the World Surf League returning to J-Bay after the Mick Fanning shark incident. He said:

I can’t help but think of the shark. I don’t even know how they got this stop back on Tour. What I know is that we are going, and I hope everything goes well. People told me there will be some kind of sensor, that the athletes are going to use, something that either scares the shark or tells you it’s coming. I’m going to keep my eye on the sensor. But my vote, when they asked me, I certainly said no — that they shouldn’t have the event. It’s going to be a little tense, but let’s go there.

Jadson also said he did not want to return to J-Bay. The only two. And just think about it for a moment. Think about staring down the rest of the championship tour stable. Think about looking Kolohe and Joel, Kelly and Jordy, Caio Ibelli and Conner Coffin, Wiggolly and Italo, Filipe Toledo, Julian Wilson and Mick Fanning in the eye. Think about looking at all of them and saying, “No.”

Brave!

No?

It is a human response to put oneself in the shoes, or boardshorts as it were, and ten or such months ago I put myself in Filipe Toledo’s Phantoms. Paddling off the cliff at heaving Teahupo’o? I wouldn’t do it either and so how can I fault him? But paddling out at gorgeous J-Bay, rifling down the line? Oh twelve sharks couldn’t keep me out of that water! And I must guess that you would want to paddle out too.

Gabs and Jadson are, therefore, probably also looking a good majority of the surfing population, even me plus you, in the eye and saying, “No.”

So much opposition! Thousands upon thousands of confused faces looking back, scratching heads, saying, “You really don’t want to surf J-Bay with one other man in the lineup?”

The bravest!

No?

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago

gabs is a straight faggot. tight race amongst being the biggest pussy on tour. to think of it, most of the 44 are complete limp wristed wankers, even most aussies. mick is prob the toughest and saying a lot

Nick Dee
Nick Dee
10 years ago

Who can forgot the onshore 4 foot slop at Teahupo’o that day.

Hook
Hook
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Dee

And that Filipe was injuried.

wally
wally
10 years ago

“You really don’t want to surf J-Bay with one other man in the lineup?”
Maybe if they were regular foots, the cost/benefit equation would have been different.
There’s been a couple of goofy exceptions, but this is still a wave where facing away from the wave is generally a disadvantage, even at WSL level.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  wally

Oh you are very right. I am so regular-centric I didn’t even for one second think of their goofiness. This sort of shortsightedness leads to a Donald Trump presidency.

James B
James B
10 years ago

You guys should respect all the shark attack victims. That’s not funny

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  James B

Wait….who’s getting a lack of respect?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  James B

On your knees slave.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago

Wife back on the Xbox? Kids asleep? Celebrate your flaws in a bubble bath with a good book and a chia seed. ‘Me time’.

Renato
Renato
10 years ago

thats pretty old news

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
10 years ago

No more sharky than WA and I didn’t hear them complaining there.

Shurley
Shurley
10 years ago
Reply to  Bubba Zanetti

If I didn’t surf at any spots where I had had an encounter with a shark – I would never have surfed in Saffa…..

wincy
wincy
10 years ago

Reckon he’ll still tear the shit out of it?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

#chozzaforfanninginjuryreplacement

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

slow times at BG. The rehash is alive and well!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

But the Gabs quote is only hours old!

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

yet Mick’s the one likely to miss the comp. Hmm.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

And nowhere is the rehash as alive and as well as in comments decrying the rehashing of stories and the smug disdain for “slow news days.”

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
10 years ago

chicken or the egg sorta thing, but not really.

Mapski
Mapski
10 years ago
Reply to  Trogan Fan

No children were denigrated with your comment. Slow times at TF.


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