An ode to Dane Face!

Dane Reynolds has an iconic face. Will he cash in?

How good is Dane Face though? Do you think he could trademark this look? Do you think he could take out a patent on it?

If other people make this face do you think he could sue them? Do you think he would sue them?

Do you think McDonalds will make a breakfast sandwich with Dane Face emblazoned upon the bun? Will Jack in the Box do it instead and try to beat McDonalds to the punch? Will the Dane Face breakfast sandwich outsell the Egg McMuffin?

Will Dane ever compete on the World Tour again and make Dane Face in post heat interviews or has that ship totally sailed? What if we got to see John John vs. Dane for the next few years? Would JJF smash him or would Dane smash instead?

Either way he would make Dane Face in the post heat interview.

But how good is Dane Face though?

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Ami Lost
Ami Lost
10 years ago

The face that broke the internet, marinelayerproductions.com not working for me,

tide pod
tide pod
10 years ago

War will end if everyone wore a dane mask

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

That’s the face of a man who,took a dump, but could take another one.

Burnsy
Burnsy
10 years ago

Man, and you deleted the article with my Simple Dane comp, too. Woulda been perfect here!

Badger
Badger
10 years ago

Because Dane.

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

Dane doesn’t like his eyes…when he had summerteeth would draw really deep lines under the eyes….so self conscious

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
10 years ago

while I’m at it.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
10 years ago

In & Out burger already did it.

claimbomb
claimbomb
10 years ago

In-n-out don’t use sesame seeds you kook.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago
Reply to  claimbomb

yeah, that’s a fucking Whopper, eh?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Nathan Fletcher kinda has Dane Face too! Or does Dane have Nate Face?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago

So true. I give it to Dane though. Nate’s Dane Face is really good and I hope he doesn’t get sued.

wincy
wincy
10 years ago
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small fins
small fins
10 years ago
Reply to  wincy

omg that is gold

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

what’s he trying to say though with Dane Face?

Something like:Listen pal it’s not my fault I was born with this outrageous surfing talent, I know I’m a trained seal up here selling over-priced garments made by underpaid asian workers propagated by an army of unpaid interns and I know that is a total scam, and I want you to know I know and thus I’m making this ridiculous post-ironic face.
Or is that reading too much into it?

wincy
wincy
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

stop you’ll scare the kids dane loves professional surfing.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

that’s exactly it, its the “please don’t look behind the curtain” face. the unwilling poster boy.


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