And it's hot with racism and interracial sex!
Surfing got history? Yes
it do.
And, it’s fitting, since I’m writing this
in a hotel room overlooking Kaisers on Oahu’s
South Shore, and with a meeting lined up with the man who invented
pro surfing, Mr Fred Hemmings in one hour, that the New York Times just posted a
story on the goddamned Duke.
It’s a easy read for anyone who recoils at
history and, as is the want of The New York Times, is rich
with hollers of racism, the essential wickedness of the white devil
and shades of gossip.
Did you know Duke was screwing the hell out
of white rich lady Doris Duke (interracial sex!) and they probs had
a gorgeous little bebe together, who died after one day?
And that, years later, The Duke died while
trying to unlock his Rolls Royce?
Let’s read!
White Devils!
With no outward hint of resentment toward
those who had seized and subjugated his country, Duke sought and
won a place on the American swimming team at the 1912 Olympics in
Stockholm, the only Hawaiian present. The Philadelphia Inquirer
sportswriter Edgar Forrest Wolfe (who used the pen name Jim Nasium)
pronounced Kahanamoku in 1913 “a human fish” and “the greatest
swimmer the world of sport has ever seen.”
White devils!
Reflecting the condescension with which
Americans of the period viewed Hawaiian culture, Wolfe wrote that
Duke had started his career as “one of the brown naked kids” of
Honolulu who “swim through the shark infested waters of the harbor
in search of silver coins thrown from the docks of the incoming
steamer.”
Racism!
As a Hawaiian, he was not immune from
racial prejudice. Arriving once with fellow swimmers at a
restaurant in Lake Arrowhead, Calif., he was told, “We don’t serve
Negroes.”
Movie star!
Moving to Southern California, Kahanamoku
leveraged his fame to play in more than two dozen Hollywood films,
as a pirate, bodyguard, soldier, Sioux Indian, Turk, Hindu,
Persian, South Sea Islander and other minor characters. (His final
on-screen performance was as a native chief in “Mr. Roberts”
(1955), starring Henry Fonda and Jack Lemmon.)
Called the “King of all Swimmers,” Duke
used his réclame to help weave the ancient art of surfing — little
known outside the islands, and fading even there at the time — into
mainland United States popular culture. “You are rewarded with a
feeling of complete freedom and independence while rocketing across
the face of a wave,” Duke explained in his autobiography.
Screwing Doris!
In the late 1930s, the sheriff fell under
the spell of the
tobacco heiress Doris Duke, who was building an estate
called Shangri La (now a museum) near Diamond Head. In July 1940,
she gave birth to a daughter named Arden, who died one day later.
Several biographers have argued that the baby was almost certainly
Kahanamoku’s.
Three weeks after the birth, his timing
perhaps provoked by dread of a public scandal, Kahanamoku married
Nadine Alexander, a Cleveland-born dance teacher at the Royal
Hawaiian Hotel. Doris Duke reportedly lent or gave the newlyweds
about $12,000 (now over $200,000), which they used to purchase a
house not far from her own.
Dies next to his Rolls
Royce!
Although never preoccupied by celebrity or
fortune, Duke began lending his name for modest profit to surfing
teams, competitions and equipment. One promoter gave him a
Rolls-Royce with a surfboard rack on the roof. In January 1968,
outside the Waikiki Yacht Club, he was looking for its keys when he
was stricken by a fatal heart attack.
Read what’s left of the story
here!
