A how-to-get-very-high tutorial with the (predicted) 2016 rookie of the year!
Have you ever felt the weight of prophecy? I feel it all the time.
I can’t describe exactly how it feels when the weight of future told is thrown upon me, but if forced to try, I’d say it’s like the heaviness of a blanket combined with the irritation of a hard-to-reach itch.
Last Easter, I predicted Kolohe Andino would win the Rip Curl Pro at Bells, with Mason Ho in the semis. Uncanny!
Even earlier, the shock of prophecy came when I predicted Ryan Callinan, from Newcastle, Australia, would become the 2016 rookie of the year. Will it come true for the current world #34? Time will tell!
In the meantime, let’s swish round in a dazzling three-minute short where Ryan shows you how, in the slowest of motion, to get high, very high.
As part of the judging panel for the ‘backing music in a surf vid’ committee, I give it 3.5 stars. Would have been 4 with The Buzzcocks as stand alone, but undone by the non-descript electro-meh to start with.
I boycott slow-mo!
I predicted I would not read this article and scroll right to comments for the real cheese on this flat bread. What I didn’t predict is that there would be no fucking comments, thus leaving me compelled to scroll back to the top and read this self-admiration article. Prophecy can leave you fucked in the end….and as history often repeats itself, this wasn’t the first time, nor likely the last.
I predict Chas Smith will write an article about his theory of what happened to Rory and the scandalous “Three Never To Be”.
There in lies the problem, you skipped to the comments. Everyone else skipped to the video and fell into a time sucking slo-mo black hole. Warming up the Tardis …
i bashed it over at Stab, didn’t want to be redundant
I’ll concede this: the words that wrap the clip are a terrible…terrible… attempt to make the aggregation of a video short vaguely interesting. I do apologise. And, yes, it haunts me…