John John seen here in happier times. Maybe happier.
John John seen here in happier times. Maybe happier.

Rumor: John John out of Trestles!

A terrible possibility! Damn the fates (if true)!

Oh how great it is to be king! The sun shines brightly on John John Florence, your newly minted giant atop the Jeep Leaderboard. He vanquished the snaggle-toothed usurper and ahhhhhhh wonderful. Everything is right with the universe.

Except oops!

Rumor has it that Blonde Ambition hurt his knee in his final against Kelly Slater bad enough to be out of Trestles and maybe beyond!

Life sux!

You can watch his injury on the wipeout against Kelly Slater. At 4:20 watch his foot slip off the board and leg tweak oddly. Watch the grimace.

Kelly Slater vs. John John Florence - Billabong Pro Tahiti 2016 Final

And what, horror of horrors, if this is all true? What if John John’s very clear championship run is derailed not by a Brazilian but by fate itself.

LIFE SUPER SUX!

We will keep you up to the minute on this ugly possibility.

And, perhaps so briefly, life as the world number one!

Florence on Becoming World No. 1
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J H

The Inertia has spoken (with some perceived jabs at BG it would seem)…JJF rides at Lowers.

However…I’m eagerly awaiting the Blood Fued!!!

Michael Cera's Moustache

Fuck you. Dane will never be over.

bitter guy

that’s so Sao Paulo of you, mucho passion!

dickie toledo

great. just when the asp was becoming watchable.

Otto

Awesome!!!!

Wardo gets the wildcard……oh wait?!?!?!

6 months?!?!?….fuck, thought it was 6 weeks

Nevermind

J H

That was my point…JJF is the better surfer and losing him will hurt the WSL way more than losing Dane.

Jocks

But I like watching the WSL hurt!

Professor Ski Lodge

I heard its a chin injury. Those pube hairs have given him a nasty rash.

J H

I guess this will be the story of what is left of JJF’s WSL career. Greatest surfer to never stay healthy long enough to win a Title. It happens in other pro sports all of the time so it shouldn’t surprise us. I desperately hope I’m wrong but I’m not feeling great about the situation.

bitter guy

his legacy doesn’t/won’t depend on titles any more than Dane’s has

J H

I don’t entirely disagree but JJF’s earning potential and championship potential are mutually exclusive. I don’t ever doubt that his earning potential will always be at or near the top. However…he has more talent than Dane as a competitor and all around surfer. Dane has never crushed the reef breaks or the big wave stuff like JJF has. I will never tire of watching either guy but I suspect John’s career as a competitor is short lived because of the injuries.

Jocks

John’s career will be short lived coz he goes big. Thanks captain

J H

My pleasure, chief.

Trogan Fan

who?

bitter guy

there he is. you really don’t think he can surf? or you just can’t stand that anyone likes watching him? you’re a bright guy, you think its a conspiracy that nobody likes watching ADS? who are you, Renato Hinkel?

janeausten

Anyone guess what his world title incentive payment would be?

bitter guy

a mil? maybe two? guess legacies can be financial too.

J H

Would be very curious to know.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

He’s just pulling a Slater, threatening to pull out of an event to mess with the other competitors’ heads, only to show up, get scored an extra 1.1-2.3 points higher per wave than he should be given, and win.
P.S. Only half of this is true (MOE 50%).

Limbless Jack

I thought they did that to fuck with my fantasy picks


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