Exactly what the surf world needs! Condor condoms!
Oh if you were a good enough surfer to have sponsor stickers littering your board what would those sponsors be? An energy drink company? Technologically superior boardshorts? Sandals with beer bottle opening capabilities? Maybe an automobile dealership?
Condoms?
Oh yes!
Condoms!
The World Surf League’s own Peter “Condom” Mel officially rides as part of The Bravo Unit™ for the Bravo Condom Company!
I cannot find any overly detailed information about Bravo Condoms but they seem to be action sports centered etc. etc. and work? But back to Pete Mel. He answers the question “Dream Date?” like this:
My lady and I keep our personal dates/fantasies to ourselves just use your imagination.
Thanks Pete! I will!
Late in the afternoon, thunder growling, that same old jetski rolled into the channel and he saw Pete get off, tight wet WSL polo shirt clenching his skin. A hot jolt scalded Ronnie and he was out on the judges scaffolding pulling the door closed behind him. Pete took the stairs two and two.
They seized each other by the shoulders, hugged mightily, squeezing the breath out of each other, saying, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers, their mouths so close, breathing Ronnie’s Billabong hat falling to the floor, stubble rasping, wet saliva welling, and the door opening and Joe Turpel looking out for a few seconds at Pete’s straining shoulders and shutting the door again and still they clinched, pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other’s toes until they pulled apart to breathe and Pete, not big on endearments, said what he said to all the surfers.
“What are your dimensions?”
Commented on Disqus? Log out, tap the Disqus button, and your old name and comments come back. The box is ours.
Your comments are still here. Every one of them.
Twelve years of BeachGrit comments came across from Disqus. Connect and we will show you how many are yours. We get your username, nothing else.
Connect Disqus to reveal.
They Spelt Kanoa Igarashi’s name wrong in the team section or is that his condom stud name? KHASHOGGI!
Them Blakeys love a bit of sexual abuse.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
just the tip.
Fuck yeah.
CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP our man Throwing Disqus
(or woman! Doesn’t matter!)
Awesome. Also great that years ago the sole female surfer on the bravo unit was said to entertain various local gentlemen (sometimes two at once!) in the beach car park. It was probably just an ugly rumor but it definitely wasn’t helped by her burning all the local groms (myself included) and being protected from retaliation by the same group of older locals.
I wonder if they are as cheap quality as their website ?
Adds a whole new dimension(s) to the use for sex wax.
Premium lubed: For when your sun cracked lips just can’t work up enough spit.
haha. hilarious! also please meet kelly. she does extreme hula hoop and is also sponsored by described condom manufacturer.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
They should hand them out in his meth riddled home town, nip that pro-creation in the bud
Every town has methed out surfers Mr. F. It just happens that the talent pool is so big here that statistically we had more high profile users.