WSL: Peter Mel lands condom sponsor!

Exactly what the surf world needs! Condor condoms!

Oh if you were a good enough surfer to have sponsor stickers littering your board what would those sponsors be? An energy drink company? Technologically superior boardshorts? Sandals with beer bottle opening capabilities? Maybe an automobile dealership?

Condoms?

Oh yes!

Condoms!

The World Surf League’s own Peter “Condom” Mel officially rides as part of The Bravo Unit™ for the Bravo Condom Company!

Oh yessssssssss! Look here!

I cannot find any overly detailed information about Bravo Condoms but they seem to be action sports centered etc. etc. and work? But back to Pete Mel. He answers the question “Dream Date?” like this:

My lady and I keep our personal dates/fantasies to ourselves just use your imagination.

Thanks Pete! I will!

Late in the afternoon, thunder growling, that same old jetski rolled into the channel and he saw Pete get off, tight wet WSL polo shirt clenching his skin. A hot jolt scalded Ronnie and he was out on the judges scaffolding pulling the door closed behind him. Pete took the stairs two and two.

They seized each other by the shoulders, hugged mightily, squeezing the breath out of each other, saying, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, then, and easily as the right key turns the lock tumblers, their mouths so close, breathing Ronnie’s Billabong hat falling to the floor, stubble rasping, wet saliva welling, and the door opening and Joe Turpel looking out for a few seconds at Pete’s straining shoulders and shutting the door again and still they clinched, pressing chest and groin and thigh and leg together, treading on each other’s toes until they pulled apart to breathe and Pete, not big on endearments, said what he said to all the surfers.

“What are your dimensions?”

Buy your condoms here!

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
13 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Dooma
Dooma
9 years ago

They Spelt Kanoa Igarashi’s name wrong in the team section or is that his condom stud name? KHASHOGGI!

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
9 years ago

Them Blakeys love a bit of sexual abuse.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

just the tip.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

Fuck yeah.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP our man Throwing Disqus

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

(or woman! Doesn’t matter!)

Punderwater
Punderwater
9 years ago

Awesome. Also great that years ago the sole female surfer on the bravo unit was said to entertain various local gentlemen (sometimes two at once!) in the beach car park. It was probably just an ugly rumor but it definitely wasn’t helped by her burning all the local groms (myself included) and being protected from retaliation by the same group of older locals.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago

I wonder if they are as cheap quality as their website ?

Sha-wing!
Sha-wing!
9 years ago

Adds a whole new dimension(s) to the use for sex wax.

Litmus and Chill
Litmus and Chill
9 years ago

Premium lubed: For when your sun cracked lips just can’t work up enough spit.

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

haha. hilarious! also please meet kelly. she does extreme hula hoop and is also sponsored by described condom manufacturer.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

david fffff
david fffff
9 years ago

They should hand them out in his meth riddled home town, nip that pro-creation in the bud

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Every town has methed out surfers Mr. F. It just happens that the talent pool is so big here that statistically we had more high profile users.


13
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x