Just in: Great White Breaks Into Dive Cage!

Y'ever wondered what'd happen if a Great White really wanted to get inside a dive cage?

Clickbait, yeah we do. And this is as wonderful as clickbaitery gets.

A Great White, maybe a dozen feet long, bangs into one of those shark dive cages in Mex, the sorta thing you pay a thousand bucks to ride in down in South Australia.

I’d always had it in the back of my mind as a fun thing to do, maybe later in life, hand over the shekels, and get real close to a Great White. But I always had the fear: what if a White really had the shits and got into the damn thing?

Like here.

Shark goes crazy. Gets stuck in cage.

There’s plenty of “oh my gods!” until someone asks:

“Is there anybody in there?” 

“Nobody’s in there.”

Pause.

“Somebody’s in the cage.”

What happens?

Watch!

Great White Shark Cage Diving Breach Accident (Original)
0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
11 Comments
Newest
Oldest Most Voted
Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

Okay, he’s good! Next!!!

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
9 years ago

Also bitchy crab I bet old mate could get way more than a thousand shekels for the footage off that camera he was holding onto.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  capn birdseye

Can you imagine the trembling fingers as he was waiting for the card to download?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago

Hahahaha good sharkie.

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
9 years ago

beachgrit – story suggestion, ask some of the shapers you have relationships with what they thought of stab in the dark? MC is a regular in the comments here! We all know you and Mayhem are tight too!

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
9 years ago
Reply to  capn birdseye

Yeah, would like to see some insight without it coming from multi million dollar, or ex multi million dollar companies. Not just for Stab In The Dark either.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago
Reply to  capn birdseye

If you put your dogs paw in its own shit and stamp it on the deck of your Thai Al Merrick is it a Maurice Cole?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  capn birdseye

Honestly, I found it so beautifully shot, constructed and executed, adding anything would feel churlish.

huuor
huuor
9 years ago

Pure awesomeness…

Smidge
Smidge
9 years ago
Reply to  huuor

yep

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
9 years ago

If I was the shark… sue these motherfuckers for moral damage and bodily harm…


11
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x