Podcast: “Everything is Always Terrible!”

Let's talk about the hyper-sexuality of men's surfing (and more) with Anastasia Ashley… 

Episode Five of Everything is Always Terrible features none other than the superb Ms Anastasia Ashley. 

Semi-professional surfer, successful model, social media superstar; Ms Ashley is a fascinating woman.  Despite a public persona that tends toward the happy-go-lucky-beach-babe, it is immediately apparent that she is anything but.

I would never trade lives with Anastasia Ashley. Success is honorable, and nothing good comes easy. But at a certain point I feel the price becomes too high.

Anastasia is a driven woman. Totally focused on her success and career, to the exclusion of almost everything else. I would never trade lives with Anastasia Ashley. Success is honorable, and nothing good comes easy. But at a certain point I feel the price becomes too high.

I went in to this expecting to speak with an intelligent woman. I was not expecting to speak with a woman in possession of a single minded drive toward her goals. Anastasia sells her persona well.

Over the course of an hour we touched on surfing big waves, her near total lack of a private life, stalkers, sexy sexy John John Florence, butt callouses, sexuality in women’s surfing, and the high high high price of fame.

I think this is my best podcast so far.  I hope you all agree.

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MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
9 years ago

Ep should have been titled “Butter Face Best Known For Her Viral Twerking Video Endures The World’s Worst Job Interview”.

I was waiting for the inevitable “What are your three worst qualities?” question….

sonny p
sonny p
9 years ago

My god that was brutal. The combo of her grating mall rat voice and junior high diction, made it impossible to sit thru. You are a smart, funny guy rory. Surely you can come up with better guest than an ambitious butt model.

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
9 years ago

What about after mens and womens winners are decided for each event they have a Mens Winner Vs Womens Winner Heat. Nothing too serious for the first season, no points involved but it might open up some ideas and conversation regarding men and women surfing at the same level. I’d love to see Carissa Vs Joel.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

i can fap to this! thanks, vonr!

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

I thought you said you got a surf world A-lister for this one?

Can’t you get one of the Ho family on? The remaining members of the Aikau family? Ezekiel Lau (I have contact info if you want)?

On the mainland, why not Matt Warshaw? Nick Carroll?

Some “where are they now” eighties or nineties pros? They abound and certainly are wanton for attention.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

get ezekial, his is such a lovely name.

whisper it … ezekiaaaaaaaal

phew. anyone else hot?

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

Let’s have a duel! https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Kook of the Day
Kook of the Day
9 years ago

I love Speedo’s – jesus fuck Rory. Sounds like your jerking off between questions.

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
9 years ago

Can’t put it past him. Remember his sweaty efforts at a tropical threesome with an suspecting young lady? He’s a horny, horny man.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Reply to  blumpkin mung

he is not really. when push comes to shove he’ll settle for curling up for snuggles while eating tacos in front of the tv.

amiright mrs rory?

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

he/she will never answer

haroldbethyname
haroldbethyname
9 years ago

I thought he was getting high

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
9 years ago

I shred in speedos.

http://i.imgur.com/SkpDu0X.jpg

Born Again Curren
Born Again Curren
9 years ago

I can’t fap to this. Bring back Karl!

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

i dont mind the intro but dont highlight what you are about to talk about. it makes me less interested instead of just jumping into the conversation. the less you know the more you want to listen. if there is few topics i dont care for that out weigh the ones im interested in then im gunna skip the episode.

Lemmy
Lemmy
9 years ago

thats a good question.

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
9 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

Yaaaa, that’s a reaaally good question.

Wilko's Beer Bong
Wilko's Beer Bong
9 years ago

Ya know.

Ghost Coast
Ghost Coast
9 years ago

You are getting better as a host Rory. She didn’t offer much as a guest for me. The only thing I learnt is that apparently instagram modeling is a lot of hard work. Very guarded generic responses despite your coercion. I think with the right guest your podcast will be very good.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago
Reply to  Ghost Coast

Except for the first and last sentence, I agree. Didn’t listen though.


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