Attend: Gabriel Medina University!

Are you his next apprentice?

Unheard of surf industry market factors have created a BRAZILIAN STORM of profit opportunity! Free introductory class – Reserve your seat now!

At Gabriel Medina University, we believe the key to success in today’s surf environment is knowledge, no matter how you define success – whether it’s running over surfers as they duck dive, crying or shaving your body as absolutely clean as you can get it. With this in mind, Gabriel Medina University offers programs and courses in a wide range of subjects such as Slice n Dice, Cry and Shave.

The faculty of Gabriel Medina University include surf experts from some of the world’s leading beach breaks such as Zona Sul, Ubatuba and Buzios. In addition, our teaching staff includes Rip Curl senior executives from surfing’s Silicon Valley. And of course, we have distilled and integrated the insights, experiences and practical know-how of Gabriel Medina himself.

We understand that not everybody learns the same way, so we are delivering this right content through a variety of channels, including the classroom at the Instituto, online learning courses, audio-video home study programs and at WSL events. In addition, we host a vibrant online community where you can interact both with experts and trolls.

Gabriel Medina University is here to teach knowledge that you can apply in the real world. The best was to deliver that knowledge is through active education – or Learning by Doing. The value of this approach is not only that you will have a better grasp of the material but, just as importantly, you can immediately apply it at your local beach break.

And the real world is ultimately where our focus lies, because at the end of the day it is your ability to chop, cry and shave that defines our success. Click here!

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Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
9 years ago

Haha you found out what it was! awesome! I could’ve sworn this was a prank, but I couldn’t read the Portuguese on ig

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

“What’s an SAT?” – Australians in general and American professional surfers.

Hugh G. Rexion
Hugh G. Rexion
9 years ago

Shaving and Tanning

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

I’m too stoned this is low hanging fruit.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
9 years ago

Do the teach English?

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
9 years ago

FYI, smiling classes are booked out. However still plenty of spaces left for the armpit shaving masterclass. Also to clarify, the facility is a lot less like a school in the traditional sense. It’s much more like a camp.

velobwoy
velobwoy
9 years ago

Wait – this is a real thing?

I … just wasn’t made for these times.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  velobwoy

Instituto is just the formal word for ‘school’…as in instituto de prancha (surf school), instituto de cozinha (cooking school), etc. ain’t no postsecondary credits on hand.

velobwoy
velobwoy
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Thank you – I feel better

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

Upon graduating from Trump University I was hesitant to enter the workforce. So, of course I’m taking my talents to Gabi U – Riverside.

Zach Makki
Zach Makki
9 years ago

I don’t think the world can take anymore surfers like medina. This school needs to be closed for moral reasons alone right now.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Does it have a class on abusing judges in different languages, as well as riding piece of shit boards that have a video screen that loops pictures of yourself or tells you when to turn??

Zach Makki
Zach Makki
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I hear the most popular class is lame claims 101

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Does the campus have a daycare center where the athletes can drop their fathers off for the day?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

This might be the funniest comment I have ever read. Just up voting was not enough.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Agreed. Boom, featured!

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

my unpopular view of the day:
gabriel medina cops way too much shit for being really similar to kelly slater

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  wincy

I think Gabi is a star, like Kelly, and love to fun both!

wincy
wincy
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

chas i think i may have depression

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  wincy

I’m not sure if this is very funny (in the case that it’s a well-crafted joke) or very sad (a cry for help)?


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