Redemption: A way forward for Gabi!

The most embarrassing surfer in history could become a hero!

It doesn’t get discussed as much as it should. I bring it up semi-regularly, as often as I can wedge it in, but still. The Gabriel Medina shaving his armpits video for Gillette is the most embarrassing, tone deaf thing any professional extreme sport athlete has ever done.

Ever.

It should be on daily loop in surf media. Or at least every other daily. Like, watch it again with Sterling Spencer.

Can you believe it? Can you really? Gabriel “Gabi” Medina shaved his chest and armpits for a video that was purposefully placed online.

It should have/did kill his career. But there is a way forward! A path for him to reclaim his self worth!

Do you recall the “double pits to chesty” commercial skateboarder Ryan Sheckler made for Axe body spray? Watch here.

And also embarrassing no?

But.

I was once at a skateboarding event and Ryan Sheckler was there and some fat kid shouted “Double pits to chesty! Do a double pits to chesty!” and he sniggered to his fat friend.

Wanna know what Ryan did? He looked up to the stands, nodded, kicked over to some ramp, launched, and in the air DID THE DOUBLE PITS TO CHESTY!

Since that day I have been a massive fan of Shecks. He gets it. He knows. He got paid to do something dumb and owned it afterward.

If Gabi showed any of that self-awareness I’d be a fan of his too. If he paddled out to Pipe during the Masters with a Gillette and proceeded to shave his armpits while the world looked on I would be praying for his return to number one.

Wouldn’t you?

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Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

How’s the Peruvians claiming that every ISA team member is a multiple time world champ? South America claims the former pro/am Olympic feeder shit a bit too hard, fasho. You know it’s a buncha has-beens when Oz at one point sent over the Ginger Ninja as their top team member.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago

Anything to get a sale! But 2 x WQS champ is a possibility, no?

James B
James B
9 years ago

Most embarassing? Medina? Disagree. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Bob Jones
Bob Jones
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

How long did it take you to find that photo? You are one desperate motherfucker.

James B
James B
9 years ago
Reply to  Bob Jones

1/2 minute

Bob Jones
Bob Jones
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

So you had it committed to memory then? Thats even weirder

James B
James B
9 years ago
Reply to  Bob Jones

James B is the Matt Warshaw of underground surfing comments

Bob Jones
Bob Jones
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

James B needs to find more fulfilling things to do with his time, than memorize all JJF’s photos, and be able to recall them in an instant.

James B
James B
9 years ago
Reply to  Bob Jones

Easy, Pyzel….

Bob Jones
Bob Jones
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

Chill out mate, not necessarily a JJ fan, just pointing out truths. You gotta get away from the keyboard brahh, or get a busier job

Juan Juan Flores
Juan Juan Flores
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

Embarassing? More enviable than anything.

Koi
Koi
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

John getting groped by a koala is pretty fricken hilarious, I wouldn’t be embarrassed of that

James B
James B
9 years ago
Reply to  Koi

In this case was John John groping the Koala. Embarassing

Koi
Koi
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

Doesn’t look like a grope to me
http://scontent-b.cdninstag…

Jono
Jono
9 years ago

Praying for his return to #1? Nope. Never.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago

This is my favourite BeachShit article of all time. Thanks, Dozlos. Now more importantly, how questionable is that eagle tattoo on the back of Gaybriella’s neck? Gotta love him though. He’s a fucken gun surfer. I’m a cunt too but I still expect to be adored. That’s the Brazilian way.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I’m liking Gabs just a little more since his dad canned from events!!
http://www.cigarettespedia….
But maybe get him sponsored by these darts

Building The Revolution
Building The Revolution
9 years ago

Maybe he can hold a pit shaving clinic on day one of competition. Gabby’s Guide to Smooth Pits. Q&A after by host Chas Smith.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

I would so MC!

Mustard Tiger
Mustard Tiger
9 years ago

Laird can never come back from the dark hole he dug and decided to fester in.

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
9 years ago
Reply to  Mustard Tiger

Which one, the clothing line or his golf cart surfboard?

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Jimmy Slade wrestling a giant surfboard stealing octopus on Baywatch…

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

Jimmy Slade was a misstep but not even close to clean pits.

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

what about the Bronzed Aussies ,Kanga,PT and Mark W , at a press conference to promote a Pro Surfing ,all dressed in pink jumpsuits!!!

Barnycle
Barnycle
4 months ago
Reply to  Brutus

A true classic of cringe, MC.

Not talked about enough. I always presumed that it was stereotypical, white, aussie, club culture at the time; so not cringe to them.


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