Upset: Bourez defeats John John!

The Tahitian delivers a resounding blow in the quarters!

It was the heat of the day, the year even! Not really the year and maybe not even the day but it was a very good heat. Michel “The Spartan” Bourez beat John “John” Florence in his own front/backyard (depending on which way the main Florence home entrance faces)!

And did you watch it? Did you see? If not hurry up and try and find a heat on demand. The World Surf League will certainly scrub it soon because do you know who Michel wears on his forehead? Do you know who pays him some $$$$? Do you know what he drinks when he needs wiiiiiiings?

Red Bull!

Trotsky to the WSL’s Lenin!

Where is the red bull? Stalinist!
Where Is The Red Bull? Stalinist!

Thankfully you have your BeachGrit. Look at the above picture and know that we prize truth above all.

We wave it like a banner!

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throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago

WSL is clearly reading this website.. They have caught onto us… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

I think it’s less about redbull,and more about how everyone thinks he’s Brazilian. As much as I joke there was a serious backlash to a donkey who could floater, to a concieted brat that if he wasn’t pulling the biggest air ever or going over the falls nobody gave a fuck. I mean the main press releases in Portuguese were too much for me, then speaker realized he’s flogging a dead horse, Olympic fiasco, low wages equal low expendable income. So now speaker is trying to ride the seppo and Aussie trust fund kid pony again.


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