Michael Kocher dead
"An Englewood police officer shot and killed a suspect to end a standoff that involved hostages Friday afternoon. No hostages or officers were hurt. The situation began shortly before 2 p.m. inside a house in the 2800 block of South Bannock Street. Officers said they attempted to negotiate with the suspect to release the hostages and during those negotiations, an officer shot the suspect." | Photo: Fox31 Denver

BeachGrit writer shot dead by police!

The former US marine, writer and cancer scammer Michael Kocher killed in shootout.

Yesterday, the sometime BeachGrit writer Michael Kocher, who was thirty two, was killed by police after taking two hostages and barricading himself inside a house.

(Read here)

Kocher. Remember him? Here’s the story.

A couple of years ago, a surfer turned US marine announces himself to me via email. His name was Michael Kocher and he wrote eloquently about being a solider in the American invasion of Iraq, quitting surfing to sell heroin and, later, said he was dying of spinal cancer and wrote about his terminal illness.

He also set up a GoFundMe account which raised $8600. As it transpired, the cancer story was a scam. 

All of which made great theatre. And even though I lost a few shekels on the cancer thing, I felt it a small price to pay for the laughs.

Two months ago, Michael told me he was living in Denver and whooping it up on the electronic dance music scene. I asked him to send me a story. He said he was surprised I didn’t hate him after the cancer scam. What can I say? I liked his writing.

Ultimately, it was bullets and not cancer that ended his life.

In a fitting self-penned eulogy, he concluded his last story with,

I was born at 11:56pm on April 27th, 1984. The same day as Ulysses Grant and more or less no one else. I was the result of too much to drink in a small rail town, and the herculean effort of seventeen hours of labor. My father never wanted children, my mother was supposedly barren, and yet there I was, being born. There I was, coming into the light. There I was, starting on a path that would eventually lead me halfway around the world to Iraq and then back to the States for a life of jail cells, parties, and the most devastating and wonderful year and a half of my life. That was still far down the road, though. For now it was enough to be born, dragged screaming and yelling into existence. I didn’t ask to be born, who the fuck was going to pay my bills?”

 

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J H
J H
9 years ago

I get the “suicide by cop” thing but for the guy who actually pulls the trigger it will haunt him for the rest of his life. Good cop, bad cop or indifferent being forced by someone to take their life is bullshit.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  J H

Hopefully someone shows the poor cop the “scammed by Michael Kocher” Facebook page…

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

A classic story of apathy. How could he not have been gratified by living the American dream?

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
9 years ago

Dude obviously had mental health issues whether the drugs were a symptom or cause is anybody’s guess. He’s gone now and you gotta hand it to him he did it in full out law style, be thankful he didn’t take anyone with him.

If you want to read something heavy then his facebook offers a comment by comment commentary to the end, he wasn’t one for discretion.

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  Seaman Staines

left a really nice parting message for mum

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
9 years ago

I can’t imagine having a child go down that path. Pretty sad.

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  Seaman Staines

Outlaw style still means another person had to pull the trigger.

omlete
omlete
9 years ago

From the photo it looks like the action played inside a wheelie bin, so I guess they must have been white trash

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
Reply to  omlete

hahaha think everyone missed that call!!!! fucking funny

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Sorry Michael. I enjoyed your stories.

Ricoimmo
Ricoimmo
9 years ago

the report about mick’s brother gets pulled because its not anti-depressive enough but this guy warrants a eulogy? a suicide-by-cop in colorado. did the guy even surf?
depressing.

GiGi
GiGi
9 years ago

agreed, staying away from this one. Rest in peace…

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago

what people will do for headlines , heard he just wanted to write a new article for BG , and ended up taking a bullet for BG!

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago

Sad, but good riddance.


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