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Wow: Man catches 65 waves in one hour!

New Wavegarden promises untold riches (and barrels)… 

How many waves can you catch in an hour? Like, if you really try, head-down, no talkies, paddling here and there, and there ain’t much of a gap between sets?

Ten, twenty?

If you’re the banker-turned-surf entrepreneur, Andrew Ross, the man behind the promised proliferation of Wavegardens in Australia, and you just rode the new version in Spain (made to fend off the Slater pool), it’s an impressive wave every fifty-five seconds. Can you imagine such a thing?

“I had 65 waves in about an hour with a few other guys – was hard to walk afterwards,” Ross told Surfing Life. “One of the wave types includes a true barrelling wave, with a trough and a concave shape, that means the wave wraps back at you like a point break. This is different to the current wave foil tech where the wave is somewhat convex shaped, in that it bends back away from you as it breaks. I surfed the new full-scale ‘Cove’ in December, and it is awesome!”

Wait. I’m paragraphing another magazine’s website? Has it come to this? Reporting on an emailed, quasi-press release?

Oh, yes. But it wasn’t always this way.

When Ross, who is a former lawyer and investment banker appeared on the scene with his noble plan to seed Australia with ten wavepools, I made a phone call and reported, faithfully, what he said.

I think, and I know the feeling because I’ve been dumb enough to talk to the press, what he said and what he… thought… he said were two different things.

The line, “I’ve never been associated with the surf industry. But I’m a 35-year hardcore surfer, all my mates, we know what surfing is about, we all go to the Ments each year” looks more awkward in print than it felt coming out of his mouth.

And, therefore, repeated requests to re-interview have hit a wall. Which is a bummer. I like pools. I like Wavegarden. And I’ll melt whatever plastic it takes for a season pass, old version of the pool, the new  Cove shape, whatever.

Reaching back around to the Surfing Life interview, Ross also likened the current epoch to skiing in the nineteen-forties and wavepools to chairlifts.

In response to the question if he believed surfing’s future growth will rely on wavepools, he replied:

If by growth you mean growth in total participation in the sport, then absolutely. And by total participation, I mean getting more people into surfing for the first time, getting former surfers back into surfing, and by giving existing surfers more opportunity to increase their overall wave count per year and simply surf more.

A good analogy is the chairlift – no-one really undertook skiing prior to the late 1940’s because you had to trek up a snow-covered mountain to do it. With the invention of the chair lift though, it opened up winter sports to the general public by making it convenient, accessible and safe. From a relatively small base, the winter sports market has grown over the past 60 years to about 2,600 ski resorts, 24,000 installed lifts and about 400 million participants a year. 

More people ID-ing as surfers means more website clicks. BeachGrit soars. Revenue pours. I’m thrilled.

You?

Read the full interview here. 

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Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

He’s right about the analogy though. Since 1960 only a few dozen people have had the fortitude to paddle out through the rough coastal waters of our continents to tackle the mighty rollers! Irritating!

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago

Maybe its weird but I actually like paddling. If Andrew Ross’s hype is right and we migrate to surfing in pools we’ll lose all functional paddling ability and started to look like cyclists with muscular hams.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
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Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Exactly with a withered upper body

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
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capn birdseye
capn birdseye
9 years ago

This is the end………
https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4

Don Jon Florence
Don Jon Florence
9 years ago

“it’s an impressive wave every fifty-five seconds” and “I had 65 waves in about an hour with a few other guys”

I’m NO banker, but I think that math works out to under 1 second rides. SOUNDS FUCKING SICK!!

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

“I’ve never been associated with the surf industry. But I’m a 35-year hardcore surfer, all my mates, we know what surfing is about, we all go to the Ments each year”
FUCK OFF prick!!!
Why not send Mikey up there on a secret mission to see if he can be ripped off again in euros??

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Send him! Send Him! Send Him!

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago

Riddle me this…
Kelly is the goat of ocean surfing.
Kelly’s pool is the benchmark wave pool; therefore Kelly is the benchmark first pool surfer.

And how does the goat (sorry for using this fucked up term) of ocean surfing perform in the pool? He’s a total kook (from a future perspective).
Kelly has his own private millions of $$$ wave pool, and all he can do is squat down google eyed, point his board in a straight line and and take selfies. To the kids growing up with wave pools, Kelly is gonna look like a Tom Blake photo of the Duke in Waikiki.

It’s gonna take kids 1 wave to be better than that. And everyone else that’s ridden the pool was just as bad. The boards look wrong, to long, don’t fit the curve etc.

Justin Illusion
Justin Illusion
9 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

If I’m not mistaken its the WSL’s wavepool now. Kelly sold it. He probably bailed when he realized it wasn’t going to generate $$$.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

The WSL love losing money!

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago

He could keep the wave private and never lose sleep over its cost. He has money on both sides of the contract for that pool

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

There isn’t a curve to fit. If you read carefully in what WG is touting as characteristics of their new wave you’ll see the criticisms of both the old WG tech and Kelly’s as well. Without a trough in the KSL pool, boards look funky and work wonky because they are designed around a normal wave/ramp shape except maybe the banana board. The shape of the KSL wave produces a barrel but the steepeness without trough required to create the barrel reduces the ability to achieve what is defined as performance surfing at Kelly’s normal level. Think of it like wall ride with a tight transition so the wave will fall over versus a half pipe so the wave is ripable.

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

Nice analysis, I was picturing you scribbling on a replay screen with one of those black marker pens.
What about kerrsys wake boards from behind the boat videos

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Shorter board can mean shorter turning radius but you have to catch the wave unless towed in.like Kerr was. In a longer or circular pool, volume could be less important than ever. There could be a tow rope that pulls you in like at the wake board park but you let go when the wave has you. If the power of the wave can push a much thinner board than what is needed now then things done on a “wave” could change exponentially.

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  Ami Lost

Mostly true, except for the shorter board doesn’t have to mean shorter turning circle.
And who better to experiment than someone who owns a Chinese board factory.
In the clips you can see he is only using the back 1/3 of his rail, he tries to keep the rest of the board or of the water. So 4’6 boards or less might work.
Or just keep doing the Duke-selfie squat

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
9 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

Note I said “can mean.”
He only owns a portion of said Chinese board factory. I own a portion of Coca Cola.
Physics is a bitch.
Any monkey can get barreled, especially for corpo marketing purposes.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Mo Rahma can wax up his rhino chaser again!

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago

“I had 65 ….. in about an hour with a few other guys – was hard to walk afterwards,”

Fill in the blank and it’s probably closer to the truth.

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
9 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

Comment of the year and it’s only March!

Adam
Adam
9 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

Too funny. An absolute classic, funky Gibbon


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