It's a bracing parable of racial politics and white imperialism!
A surf contest, but only just.
One week ago, North Shore locals ran their annual Rocky Point Classic, a shoot-out style event where each surfer drops twenty-dollars into a pool for a total of one thousand dollars prizemoney.
The contest is a bracing parable of racial politics and betrayal, of white imperialism!
Can you imagine the thrill of hustling good four-foot Rockies, a gift from your imperialist forefathers, and this demographically diverse pack swings down the trail? As it turns out, the Rocky Point Classic is a good-natured contest where even surfers with modest abilities are celebrated.
It ain’t the Pipe Masters. But what is?
ROCKY Point Classic 2017 (3rd Annual)
That was a very fun day, thanks for keeping the lineup empty for us yeeeeeheeeewwwww
Winner gets priority all year – worth way more than $1,000.
What ya get when the suits don’t put a surfing contests inside the conformity cage? Actual fun, that’s what.
Now that’s how a contest should be.