Prediction: Jordy Smith will win title!

Current world number 3 is soaring!

How long has it been since the last World Surf League Championship Tour event? Eight months? Three years? I have no idea and am lost in an endless depressive cycle. Oh I know that BeachGrit is anti-depressive and I do my best to lift my head off the pillow each morning and bring you good cheer but inside I am a dried up prune.

I went to the World Surf League website just this very minute to see if I might have somehow missed J-Bay and was greeted with the above picture of Jordy Smith who appears to be surfing in the Ballito Pro which seems to be in South Africa.

The day’s wrap reads, in part:

“It’s always great to do this event, there’s nothing like the QS guys to keep you on your toes, they’re the hungriest competitors,” Jordy said. “I saw Josh’s last air and told him if he made that it would have been in the nines, but apparently he slipped off his back foot right at the end, so fortunate for me. He’s a great surfer and I’m sure he’s going to have some big results this year.”

Watch here.

Ballito Pro - Rd5 H3 Recap

But more to the point is that air and the way it looks when photographed. Would you like to know what it looks like to me?

A championship.

Currently Jordy is number 3 in the world and my money is for him to slide up to number 1 by the Corona Pro J-Bay’s end and for him to stay there for the rest of the year.

How will a Jordy Smith championship make you feel?

Will Jordy v John John be the rivalry that thrills us into the future?

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Smartyfarty
Smartyfarty
9 years ago

Jordy changed a lot since coming on the scene almost 10 years ago. Sure he was arrogant but he has matured and so has his surfing. Hopefully your view will also improve over time. Also why is Hawaii not referred to as America?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

Ranked three and rocking three nipples. If he wins J Bay will he have to cut one or two nipples off to keep the ranking/nipple balance?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
9 years ago

Just how much money are we talking about here chas?

samwaters
samwaters
9 years ago

You duuuudes actually watch that WSL stuff??? Gross…..

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

Nah, Wilko is winning this year. He just is.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
9 years ago

Hopefully yes and Gigs gets so excited calling the moment that his head fucking explodes.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

It’ll be “jammed off the top” in the commentary booth for sure.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago

More “poofs of spit” are needed to make that work.

Ghost Coast
Ghost Coast
9 years ago

He is the probably the best guy at JBay but definitely the worst in Tahiti. He could win a world title but I hope he doesn’t because is just a big dork.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

I can’t get into the WSL this year, there is something obviously rotten in the judging! Two examples: Mick Fanning vs Owen Wright at Snapper, daylight robbery! Second example is the Zeke at Bells beach, still hasn’t been explained, not to my satisfaction at any rate! If I can’t believe in the judging, I can’t buy into the tour, it’s starting to look as rigged as WWE.

theflyingpeanut
theflyingpeanut
9 years ago

“It’s starting to look as rigged as US elections.”

There, made it more topical for you.

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
9 years ago

Putin is probably leading fantasy surfer…

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

By calling a Jordy championship we are dooming it, hopefully.

Miki Dora's bastard son
Miki Dora's bastard son
9 years ago

What is more relevant Jordy wins a world title or his world class sneaker collection?

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
9 years ago

only question left is what passive aggressive comment kelly will make after he wins title.

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

I’m expecting an announcement that he’s partnering with Elon Musk for the 2.0 version of his wavepool which features footage of a left that looks like a mixture of macaronis, telescopes and skeleton bay.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Kelly will release a Kelly Slater Signature Sneaker and bar Jordy from buying a pair.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Kelly will release a Jordy Smith tribute sneaker, walk into Jordy’s house and put his feet up on the coffee table. Jordy will look at the floor and say, “Bruh?”.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

A Jordy Smith championship will be De Souza 2.0

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

That’s what I was wondering! You think really though?

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Yes. The Championship would be nothing more than a stat buried on his Wikipedia page.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Brutal..


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