Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie seen here being overly aggressive and belligerent.
Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie seen here being overly aggressive and belligerent.

Rude: New Jersey bullies autistic kids!

The state of New Jersey sics "overly aggressive and belligerent" teens on autistic surfers!

Can the surfing autistic kids get a freaking break here? CAN THEY? Two weeks ago, as you read right here, Great White sharks shut down the Surfers Healing camp that was set to take place at Doheny beach, just minutes north of San Clemente.

And yesterday across the country in New Jersey another organization, the Heart of Surfing, was set to hold their camp when it was shut down by “belligerent teenaged tag checkers.”

From context, it seems that you must have a “tag” or some kind of permission to host a gathering on the beach in New Jersey, which seems totally fascist at the outset, but let’s read more from the Philly Voice.

Despite foggy, cold-water conditions, the Heart of Surfing non-profit hosted yet another gathering for children with autism and their families who’ve come to realize that surfing is a great, therapeutic escape.

Though Booker D. Surfdog and Onyx Shorepound Surfdog were unable to attend as scheduled – one of them was suffering from some bowel discomfort – nearly 50 children were taken out on the waves.

It turns out dozens of people near the Heart of Surfing tent drew the attention of some beach-tag checkers who refused to accept the fact that the group was allowed to be there.

Cindy Fertsch had a letter stating as much from the city. Still, she was pulled away from surfing activities to deal with a group of about five teenaged tag-checkers to determine whether it was a permitted event.

The power-hungry teens were “overly aggressive and belligerent,” and unwilling to share their names when asked, witnesses stated.

Around 10:30 a.m. – near the end of the weekly two-hour surfing event – a police officer arrived at the scene. She checked Fertsch’s paperwork and noted that the only event on the beach “master list” was for a wedding being held a block away.

Soon, that officer’s supervisor arrived and reviewed the paperwork as well. It was a time-consuming process.

“That’s really uncool,” Fertsch told me hours after everything evened out. “I can see if they’re going to the beach for the day, but they’re only going there to watch their children with special needs surf.”

The investigation cost Fertsch an hour that she normally would have spent knee-deep in the water keeping an eye on surfers and the children.

“We didn’t even have the dogs out here today,” she said, before joking, “they’ll probably have crime-scene tape up when they’re here next week.”

Oooooooooooh when I was a younger man (and if I’m to be honest all the way up to the present time) this sort of unbending hewing to the “rules” without regard to circumstance would throw me into fits of rage. I would curse, growl, threaten, etc. Border agents, police officers, TSA officials, librarians, crossing guards, and lifeguards have each tasted my impotent fury.

But back to New Jersey and the little teenaged fascist fuckers. I reckon they are way worse than the sharks and if I’m ever in the Garden State I am going to the beach, sans tag, find them and… I don’t know… really say belittling things.

Before that, though, what was your favorite part of this story?

A) Though Booker D. Surfdog and Onyx Shorepound Surfdog were unable to attend as scheduled – one of them was suffering from some bowel discomfort.

or

B) The power-hungry teens were “overly aggressive and belligerent,” and unwilling to share their names when asked, witnesses stated.

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago

im surprised Michael c hasn’t come on here to defend his home state. Christ, can you imagine living in that shithole.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago

Some areas in Florida also charge a general beach admission which I heard is the case in some parts of New Jersey. I really don’t give a fuck as long as those gweedos don’t invade my town. The aggressive teenagers were obviously lifeguards, little gweedos on a cocky power trip. The outlook for the future is grim.

turts
turts
9 years ago

A. Because I have no idea what that paragraph meant or was referring to.
The governor of NJ though, how typically American does that fat fuck look?!

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

Booker T and Onyx Shorepound surf dogs for Prez 2020!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Ugh, careful what you wish for!

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

if they have a jersey shore accent then I will support.

Tired old guy
Tired old guy
9 years ago

I have a friend, recently retired and relocated to north Florida, regale me with horror stories that confirm exactly this scenario. You can live a block from the beach,in a house you own, and still be required to pay a hundred bucks for a sticker on your board that allows you to waltz past the gestapo and go surfing (no sticker, no surfing) …but, it gets better… you can surf anywhere before 9:00 am and after 5:00, but during the day you’re corralled into a 100 yard surf zone approved by the city council. Welcome to hell..,now go home ( sorry for the awkward paraphrasing, Chas)

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Five teens with tourettes arguing against autism seems so American it makes me proud, and a little teary eyed.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

God bless the USA!

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

or you could say chad , God bless Donald Trump , same thing!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

I support Trump. Cause he doesn’t think he’s god.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You are right, he merely thinks himself a demigod.

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

Why did both of the “surf dogs” stay home if only one had the shits? Haha.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

That is a great question.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
9 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

The one with the squirts was already covered in shit, so the other one was needed to wipe up the excess.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago

NJ Governor and Maurice Cole logo cheering on the power-hungry teens: https://uploads.disquscdn.c…


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