"When you have overlap with humans, you do get the potential for these interactions, you know, a shark biting a person," says scientist Gregory Skomal.

Bloodbath: Great White Fever Comes to Cape Cod!

Terror in New England as Great White numbers soar!

What travellers Great Whites are. After establishing buoyant new colonies in Western Australia and around Ballina on Australia’s east coast, as well as in San Clemente ninety clicks south of LA, the Great White has now made a show of its arrival in New England.

Over the past few days around Cape Cod, a fisherman has filmed a breaching White, a SUP pilot was attacked in three feet of water and two surfers “feared for their lives” and the ocean was tinted a gorgeous red when a Great White hit a seal twenty metres off the beach.

Watch the breaching White here (and read the Boston Globe’s account of the event here.) The skipper Hap Farrell says “This has happened to seven or eight other boats in the last two to three weeks. I just happened to catch it on video.”

The panic as a White hits a seal here. (Nisi Schlanger, who was surfing for the first time, said, “I felt like the shark’s gonna pull me in from my legs or something.  “People [were] yelling, ‘Get out the water! Get out the water!’ I thought I was dead.” He said there was “blood everywhere” as the shark ate the seal.)

And read about the son of a bitch on an SUP who was hit in shin-deep water, here. 

In response to the sudden activity, the usual calls for a cull have been thrown out. As reported by the New York Post:

A shark attack on a seal in Cape Cod has prompted a call for a controversial system that would hook and kill great whites.

Ron Beaty, commissioner for Barnstable County, believes the “shark hazard mitigation strategy” will help protect swimmers from potential shark attacks, the Boston Herald reported Wednesday.

“This shark, that attack that got videotaped off Nauset, that was very close to shore and very easily could have been a small child and not a seal,” Beaty said. “It’s very easy for these sharks to mistake a person for a seal. They’re just looking for something to eat. God forbid it’s somebody’s child, and by that time, it’s too late. We can’t wait for that.”

Under Beaty’s proposal, which he said has worked in South Africa and Australia, baited drum lines would be set up along popular beaches. Great whites that are found hooked would be shot to death, their bodies tossed out at sea.

Do you like the idea of Great White bodies being tossed out at sea? Or does it make you so mad you feel like going straight to Facebook and creating a page about it?

My favourite quote re: these events goes to the scientist Gregory Skomal who told the Boston Herald: “When you have overlap with humans, you do get the potential for these interactions, you know, a shark biting a person.”

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East of the 5
East of the 5
9 years ago

I bet you a pack of Parliament Lights that the lady was on her “.”
– Laird Hamilton – 2017

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
9 years ago

So much talk of indiscriminate killers. I’d argue the shark was spot on.

Got the seal, caused the humans to crap their pants, worked Derek into a froth.

Precision hit.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago

Do blokes in WA just grab a brew and watch American’s lose it over juvenile white shark sightings?

Choc
Choc
9 years ago

Toss the fuckers! Please

Adam
Adam
9 years ago

Fuck yeah, hooked and shot to death.

Fucking seppos know how to deal with shit.

God bless America.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

Leave those cute and fluffy sharks alone. As 80% of people are complete fucking idiots, every time a shark kills someone, there is an 80% chance that our gene pool is improved. Says me after almost chopping off my finger with an angle grinder today.

He bust his stick he shred...
He bust his stick he shred...
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I call for an immediate cull of those damn angle grinders!

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago

And cull the fools who remove the safety guard for improved performance!

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Derek, Chas
Surfstitch gone into administration this arvo thurs here!!
Lets crowd fund amongst us all and raise about $6.50 – $10.50 AUD and buy it

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
9 years ago

Once caught on a drumline they will be Shot to death!
Wow. America, fuck yeah!
Here in Ballina we research ours to death.

Somebody please get in touch with them there in 6 months to see how its gone with regards to sightings after having Great White carcasses on the ocen floor to warn others. Will test out that theory.

oceanyeti
oceanyeti
9 years ago

“SUP pilot” hahaha fuck yes. They need to be licensed and can only practice their ‘craft’ in a controlled environment (ie., not in the lineup!)

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago
Reply to  oceanyeti

Only at airports or in the sky. Seems reasonable.

Mahdi
Mahdi
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Derek gets crazy bonus points for this one.

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

Me and all of your mums had an overlap last night.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

That Great White is clearly a Manhattan Seal Chowder fan as it preferred the red broth without even a morsel of the New England Style ingredient of pasty white cream surfer at the end. The Cape Cod’rs were screaming at the display of seal chowder abomination known as Manhattan-Style Chowder. Blasphemy in New England.

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

ah cull the seals , or start a GW Chowder with a Seal soufflé ?

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

On one hand I understand sharks are living creatures and balance out the ecosystem in some sadistic way. But on the other hand I’d like to murder all of them.

A little tOoOo Ironic. Yeah I really do think.

#millerlite

Otto
Otto
9 years ago
Reply to  Steezus Christ

What’s really ironic is you placing sadistic and murder in opposite hands.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Holy shit how was the surf in the seal attack – fucking pumping, and best ever let’s get off the board and swim in dragging an anchor behind us


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