Founder Zach Weisberg admits, "I have sucked my entire life!"
In what has been long rumored, Steve Bannon today resigned/was fired from his position as President Donald J. Trump’s chief strategist. The Failing New York Times reports:
Earlier on Friday, the president had told senior aides that he had decided to remove Mr. Bannon, according to two administration officials briefed on the discussion. But a person close to Mr. Bannon insisted that the parting of ways was his idea, and that he had submitted his resignation to the president on Aug. 7, to be announced at the start of this week. But the move was delayed after the violence in Charlottesville, Va.
The loss of Mr. Bannon, the right-wing nationalist who helped propel some of Mr. Trump’s campaign promises into policy reality, raises the potential for the president to face criticism from the conservative news media base that supported him over the past year.
In other more explosive news Zach Weisberg, founder and chief strategist of Venice-adjacent log rolling blog The Inertia, admitted today what has whispered for years though never explicitly admitted.
I didn’t read the story, but remember watching HBO’s Entourage for the first time and seeing Vincent Chase, played by Adrian Grenier, and thinking, “Ugh.”
Adrian G. might be a fantastic guy but Vinnie was unbelievable as a fictional Hollywood star, though entirely believable as a world-class douche. He sucked and sucked badly. I hate watched almost every episode of Entourage after that, plumbing the depths of my own masochism.
Much in the same way that I regularly visit The Inertia. And it makes complete sense that Zach Weisberg would hitch his suck cart to Adrian Grenier. Both horribly malign otherwise purely superficial pursuits (surfing/acting).
What a day! What a red letter day!
P.S. Stop using straws!
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Mark wahlberg is 100% the worst actor in the history of earth.
His whole life? Damn, homie went from the nipple to the rod seamlessly; no Huntington Hop or trench could slow his slurp.
Bannon’s gunna drop the biggest turd in history on the wh
Exactly – he was perfect for entertaining the lowest common denominator of douche bag imaginable. they couldnt have done a better worst job.
“This guy sucks at acting, wonder how bad he’ll suck at acting like he’s acting”
Agree — Everyone knows marky mark is not packing that Eddie Adams dong
I mean… yeah dude. GoodVibrations was the only gold he ever made. Remember that film “the happening” or something where the end twist was that the world was fighting back at us due to the mistreatment of the planet.
Yes. Marky Mark totally sucks. He tricked us that he didn’t suck in Boogie Nights but, in retrospect, that was only PT Anderson’s genius.
And John C Reilly’s genius. Marky ruined the Departed. Almost ruined The Basketball Diaries. He was good in The Other Guys. And Ted.
John C in Boogie Nights was a revelation.
Ted only makes idiots laugh. And he was fine in the Departed.
Let’s be real, the dropkick Murphy’s ruined the departed.
mark walhburg stabbed a chinamen in the eye in boston when he was a kid. fuck him. hes always plays the same tough talking boston guy in every movie. his peak was boogie nights
Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Or was it the acting ability of the prosthetic?
Yo Julian’s postie…. is your email legit to send you a message?
You get my email?
Yep, been trying to get my head around it. About to reply now.
No love for I <3 Huckabees?
He blossomed like a spring rose in that film!
That’s too self-aware for the Inertia, something’s fishy
Steve Bannon’s self-fellatio game checks all the boxes. Speed, power AND flow.
I read an account of a hitchhiker that Timothy McVeigh picked up, guy said Timmy had “great tounge and throat action.” I think Bannon could have him beat
The Mooch left us too soon. To remedy this, the WSL needs to get The Mooch in the booth at Trestles to deliver some Mooch-isms and maybe even the Fandango.
The mooch was fucking great, it’s like they said “go pull one of the cousins out of Goodfellas, have him lose his wife, miss this childs birth and fire him” Conway, must suck one hell of a dick.
“This fucking guy! oh off da lip, he’s driven driven wap! He hits the lip harder than I hit my wife when she Burns the sauce!”
So true! Even E. E damn it!
Especially when we saw Adrian playing the role of an actor playing the role of a fireman in the biggest flop of the 00s “smokejumpers”
I always thought Adrian Gs work on Entoruage was a total disservice to the character they were going for. WHy the fuck was the part not played by Occy? Clearly he didn’t audition… though he may have been a shoe in for turtle as well