Watch: How Jordy Smith came to own J-Bay!

"Jordy Smith is the best surfer at Jeffreys Bay," says Joel Parkinson. Yes?

In the film below, we’re gifted a five-minute short on Jordy Smith and his relationship with Jeffreys Bay, funded by his sponsor Red Bull, and made by Sage Erickson’s stud Jacob Woden.

Joel Parkinson is interviewed and says Jordy is the best surfer there, something the remote observer might call into question after Filipe Toledo’s dominant performance one month ago. 

We stand cheek by jowl with his dad Graham and his pal Chad du Toit as Jordy makes a perfect heat before, in the words of Red Bull, “a string of strange occurrences conspired against him” and he finished fifth.

The strangest occurrence might’ve been Jordy’s own conservatism during the event. As was reported here, an analysis of his performance revealed a deeply risk-averse approach.

Let’s recap.

Jordy Smith is the worst safety surfer on tour. I went through every single one of his scoring waves and gave every turn a number from 1-10. Ten was the highest-risk turn, the most radical and zero was, well, falling off or doing nothing.

As a reference point, Jordy’s standard top-turn wrap, a turn he can do with zero risk 99.99% of the time, was assigned a five. This was painstaking, tedious work. Out of 85 counted turns, 17 scored in the excellent range (eight and above) and eight of those came in a single heat (round five resurf against Conner Coffin, Jordy’s best heat by a mile).

Jordy’s average turn score came in at a very safe 6.22. That is, safe surfing.

Jordy’s camp can rail against this and shoot the messenger or they can do the analysis themselves and face the reality. Absent an angry, belligerent Jordy, what we get is safe, low energy surfing.

The highlight of the film might be Jordy’s suggestion that Nelson Mandela, looking down from the paradise of the afterlife, gifted him two perfect waves.

Whatever, the short is enough to make you want to hitch your pyjama pants and jump a bird to J-Bay.

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Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

Jordy is my favorite actor of all time.

http://www.surfline.com/vid…

Justin Illusion
Justin Illusion
9 years ago

Jordy claims the original Duck Tape invitational – Eat your heart out Joel Tudor.

East of the 5
East of the 5
9 years ago

Jordy is my moral compass. When he cries I cry, when he shines I shine. And when he curls his hair….you get it.

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
9 years ago

T… t… tt… thanks…s… D… D… De… Derek!

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

muff
muff
9 years ago

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Carlos Vilar
Carlos Vilar
9 years ago

Jordy makes me feel “I could do that” whereas Felipe makes me feel ” I don’t think I should try that”

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago
Reply to  Carlos Vilar

Jordy’s claims make me feel “I should kick him straight in the sack”.

Brutus
Brutus
9 years ago
Reply to  Carlos Vilar

It’s pretty obvious that both Felipe and JJF are better surfers there as we all saw in the J-Bay event , it always looks like Jordy has to nurse his boards and surf more conservatively , but damn that’s a fine photo of him , was that after his loss???

KiwiBob
KiwiBob
9 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Careful you don’t abuse Derek Brutus otherwise you maybe get banned from the site like SharkAttack, he got banned.

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
9 years ago

Surely Nelson Mandela has better things to do than conjure up set waves for Jordy Smith.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago

Or not? He is magical!

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
9 years ago

Where was nelson when mikey febs was in the water?

Touched by Nick Nolte
Touched by Nick Nolte
9 years ago

Ahh newsflash!!!! He grew up surfing that place!!! He is south African unless you forgot. Like Mick at snapper, john john at pipe or Kelly in fiji. If you from the joint, generally, you gonna shred there, durrrrr!!!!

What do you mean Kelly isn’t Fijian??? OK owns the fiji come. So that means Kelly owns fiji don’t it? Hence, King Ke11y

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago

Are you ok mate

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

averse

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I can’t find the typographical error you refer to. Are you sure?

longtom
longtom
9 years ago

fixed? And I got 2 upvotes for being a pedant.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

You count up-votes?

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

not usually, but I was surprised to see being a pedantic cnut had fans.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

We all count up votes don’t be silly

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Up-Votes define my self worth, and the best way to get an upvote is to drop a good ol’

STAB SUX BEACHGRIT RULEZ


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