The Cove is coming to Texas, maybe!

Rumour: The Cove wavepool for Texas!

Doug Coors' superseded wavepool in Austin, Texas, about to get the hottest injection!

Have you ever bought a car or a telephone only to see it dramatically superseded overnight?

Two years ago, Slater loosed his wave pool and, immediately, Spain’s Wavegarden, up to then the most advanced tank the world had seen, was suddenly as desirable as a film camera or a cassette Walkman.

“Wavegarden just went Betamax,” as Matt Warshaw famously said.

But Wavegarden’s creators and engineers didn’t, as Warshaw also said, “stand on office building ledges, crying, looking down at the sidewalk!”

They got to work.

And over one year, built a vastly improved version called The Cove. Instead of Wavegarden’s burger wake, The Cove is a pool that can be easily tweaked into four or five different waves, including an almost impossible takeoff-to-tube righthander.

Watch little Brazilian Mateus Herdy dirty it up here.

Now, tell me: if you were Doug Coors in Texas, and you’d just shelled out $25 mill for the comparatively shitty original only to see it dramatically bettered, would it be your turn to stand on the ledge of a high-rise, eyes wet?

Here’s his Texas tank. It ain’t bad but better for kids, beginners.

Now, and this is a rumour so shoot me if I’m wrong, Wavegarden have agreed to provide NLand surf park with the improved version at cost price.

There’s even talk of slotting in the German City Wave to make it the most multi-cultural wave park in the world!

That enough to get you on a bird to Texas?

STANDING, BUT NOT STILL | WAVE POOL
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Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

Does he wear his leash on his front foot? If pops is who I think he is, I would reckon yes

bitter guy
bitter guy
9 years ago

i’d sit so deep on that right i’d boneless the wall in leather chaps and backdoor that tube

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

WHAT IS BETAMAX?

Reptilian
Reptilian
9 years ago

We all know the safe money is on Occy’s pool

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago

Something something wavepools something mediocrity something The Inertia something etc.

Choc
Choc
9 years ago

No

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago

Music in the first clip perfectly matches the look of the wave. Inoffensive, upbeat, repetitive, light but pretty forgettable. Nobody’s favourite, but you’ve heard plenty worse. Kind of fun, yeah – nah pretty good.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

are we fiddling while rome burns!? I have it from an very deeply inserted insider that a paywall is heading to WSL live stream? What will you all do? Pay?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

No.

channelbottom
channelbottom
9 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Hell no.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
9 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

On reflection, I’d possibly pay to watch John John’s heats. But if they want me to watch Jadson Andre, I’ll send them my bank account details so they can pay me for my benevolent patronage.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

how quickly each iteration of wavepool becomes MySpace!

janeausten
janeausten
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
This was the ducks nuts for about 2 weeks in 2002.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

i still have mine. hipster!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

It doesn’t make much sense to get on a bird to Texas for a surf trip. Its seems a more authentic Texas surf trip to just walk there.

wincy
wincy
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

take a horse or two and eat them half way cos you got lost even though you were born there and you know the place better than any other Ranger

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Especially for us in Oz “a thank you Jesus, thank you God”, the Pacific would let us pass and walk on through!!!

Mapski
Mapski
9 years ago

Doubles as a shield.

hunter biden pipe master
hunter biden pipe master
9 years ago

Is it just me, or were all those test subjects less than 4ft tall?

wincy
wincy
9 years ago

And just so adorable darling!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

In Hollywood, the camera adds ten pounds. In Surf Follywood the camera subtracts 1-2ft of heighth.

Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
9 years ago

Agree – can we get some footage of Dikembe Mutumbo riding for perspective?

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
9 years ago

“Mahalo you fucking surfers, you goddamn nerds…”

GiGi
GiGi
9 years ago

One of the greatest scenes ever. “That base tan lookin nice….”


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