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This, the high-water mark of P-Pass. Stormy Andy Irons by DJ Struntz for Surfing magazine.

Mystery: 5 Waves That Just Disappeared!

Can waves be decommissioned? Surf media says yes!

Just two days ago, I saw a husky old-timer who asked me if I’d like to buy some digital photos.

The description of his photographs sounded wonderful. It was a sequence and featured a young, and fairly it, surfer descending the ladder into a big tube.

“Ours,” I asked.

“Yeah,” he replied, looking like an awful wreck.

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“Couldn’t sell ’em to Surfline,” I asked?

“They don’t want anything from Ours,” he said.

Oh I knew.

Ours is a casualty of the media game where waves, like surfers, shine and blink like satellites, before, eventually, being decommissioned and forgotten.

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And photographers trying to sell images of the following waves are worse than toothaches.

Let’s see if you can remember the following:

#1 Ours (RIP 2016): The Red Bull contest there last year was very good, but you might have to travel to a  European or South American print magazine to find any current images of that spectacular, and very hard to surf, wave.

Big Wave Carnage at Red Bull Cape Fear 2016 - Action Highlights

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#2 P-Pass (RIP 2015): Do you remember, and maybe you won’t being twelve years old, when this Micronesian reef was everywhere, when north swells shadowed by little wind created an exodus of surfers and photographers on Continental Airlines? P-Pass peaked with DJ Struntz-Andy Irons a decade ago, although it was a sorta buy with mags, websites until two years ago. This post is the last recorded feature on P-Pass. 

# 3 Lances Right aka Hollow Trees (RIP 2010): Before P-Pass there was a relatively easy to surf righthand point-to-ledge in the Mentawai Islands. Lance’s greatest gift was its proximity too the afternoon sun, the light gaily illuminating the tube every afternoon. Perfect for photographers soused on Indonesian beer and shooting from a large boat.

Peter Frieden’S Epic Photo Of Lance’S Rights.

#4 Cloud 9 (RIP 1999): The jewel in a Filipino crown of thorns that breaks thirty days a year. Tortured a thousand surf photographers and pro’s, who didn’t figure out you need a monsoon for any sorta swell to light it up, until its unsurprising demise at the turn of the century.

# 5 Mundaka (RIP 2009): So fun, but so never breaks!

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What waves do you think will decommissioned next?

Nazaré, obviously, but what else?

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Kama'aina

What ever happened to Isla Natividad? During the 80s and early 90s ever mag did a story it seemed like every 6 months. Are surfers too soft now to sleep in the dirt for head high surf with too much off shore wind? I know the boys on Maui aren’t afraid of crappy surf with tons of wind but maybe Cali hipsters figured out that Newps is so friggin rad why travel.

7dollarsurfboard

G-land. Other than damos tube that place has almost been forgotten

Noa's last dart

The entire east side of the South American continent.

KiwiBob

Are you a fool Derek? The waves have not been decommissioned by our so called surf media – Surf Media died an overdue and pleasing death about 5 years + ago and decommissioned itself – Some old crusty journalists just can’t get that

Touched by Nick Nolte

Fuck yes!!!!

bitter guy

Maalaea. replaced sadly by Hookipa, formerly known as Naish’s Reef

Snowbored

Kelly’s wave pool.. once everyone realizes it’s as exciting as fake-tits on a hooker, and the photos come out of pros yawning in the tube..

bitter guy

if you’re not getting barreled switch on that thing within an hour you’re a fucking kook

J H

We’ll agree to disagree on that one…nice tits are nice tits…even if they are surgically enhanced.

Student8888

Outer Log Cabins. After Bradshaw’s Big Wednesday photo… Don’t recall another photo of that spot.

Salt Creek. 80’s mags were filled with Flame’s closeout barrels. Multiple Covers too. After his passing… Nada.

bitter guy

we didn’t know they were all closeouts, Cylinder’s also fits the bill

GiGi

i feel like New Jersey becomes decommissioned every time there’s a swell…

J H

Can we decommission Jersey in general?

GiGi

where would all the hair gel go????

Neal Kearney

Murph Bar next to the Santa Cruz Harbor. Man made playground. RIP

Dumb Florida Redneck

12 and a half

SURF

Pipe

Reptilian
janeausten

No no no no, Sean, my good friend, no, Please no Gland. Some of us actually want to surf the place. [!!!!!]

Bleach'd Git

Very pleased to see you write something outside the Holy Tetrad of Surf Journalism (JAWS®).

I liked! I only wish the lack of surf media coverage made these waves less crowded.

Return of the Samsung Board

“Ours” ? Are you a fuckin’ Bra Boy Derek?

bitter guy

Cape Solander? I thought only RedBull called it that. Shouldn’t it really be “Our Boogie Slab”?

channelbottom

How about “Koby’s Red Face”

Touched by Nick Nolte

Everywhere on the CT. Same underwhelming shit every year. Mix it up a bit I say

turts

Every ‘slab’ looking wave. Give me a fun wedgy beachy over quadriplegia anyday

Noncompetitor

Waves that should be decommissioned
1. Pipeline
2. Mentawais
3. Lowers
4. Snapper
5. Main Break

Noncompetitor

The solution is to name every wave 3 or 4 times so it’s harder to place


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