What is your position on male pampering?
Stab’s Stab in the Dark feature is a very exciting event, don’t you think so? The concept is simple. Eleven shapers shape anonymously for one professional surfer who then rides the boards and chooses his favorite and that shaper wins… applause. And if the surfer accidentally chooses a different shaper than the one he normally rides then the surfer wins… shitty boards for the next year.
This year’s event was shot in Indonesia and the surfer was supposed to be a secret but highly paid sleuths guessed it was one Jordy Smith from South Africa. Current world number 1.
I, anyhow, read this morning’s piece and looked at the pictures and one thing stood out to me above all others.
Jordy Smith definitely gets manicures.
Look at those nail beds, look at the uniformity of trim, look at the glisten on the surface. Most certainly buffed by loving Vietnamese hands.
And what is your position on male manicures? The only I’ve ever had were from my four-year-old daughter so don’t really know if they are amazing or not but, I’ll admit, generally look down on men with shiny nails unless they are rappers or ladies’ shoes salesmen.
Am I wrong to look down? Should I begin to get?
All a man needs is a fucking good haircut.
You don’t fool me for one minute Chas, saying that you have never had a manicure before. What, you are going to go out in all your fancy designer clothes and with your hair all done up at some trendy salon, smelling of cologne, sipping Veuve, and be fine with your nails looking like an average white guys nails? No way! You can’t fool me.
when I was young I was told that you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands.
I would like to see what Chas’ hands look like!
Not sure about the nails. But I am POSITIVE that he lathers with LaMer.
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Nothing against Jordy, but Stab kinda blew it by using Dane for the second installment. How are you gonna top that?
And manicures? FOR.
Mentawais, duh!
Ashgoggs! Love you, boo. But Danes knowledge of surfboard mechanics- revelatory!
Agreed! Hence: Mentawais! Only way to hold a flame!
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better waves
The pig man takes care of his trotters. What a surprise. Next time you run out of things to write about come visit me in Torquay.
So what you’re really saying is he should have visited you a long time ago.
so everybody else is saying its Jordy too but when I say it, I get banned. Tell the dog to let me back in
I’ll eat that fucken dog for you mate
Banned for spoilers?!
fucking cunts right? Maybe cuz I said the Pyzel won again but that was just a guess
Banned! Not fair! You outed our mystery man so fast, apparently they suspected you to be a mole! I’ll make sure the dog lets you back in!
Hahaha me? If I worked for stab I wouldn’t spend my free-time in the comments section.
hey I wanna tell Buckley how bad his new article is but I’m still banned
YOU FUCKER I FUCKING GUESSED IT THAT’S WHY I GOT BANNED CUZ I READ YOU FUCKERS LIKE A FUCKING BOOK. alright funs over let me back in
Dane does mine for me every Tuesday at 4:20pm
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