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Stephanie Gilmore
"I'm not trying to be adorable. I'm trying to be ferocious."

Visit: Steph Gilmore’s Port Dume Rental!

The bleak hopelessness of Tweed Heads swapped for Malibu!

Yesterday, the video channel Nowness, which is owned by LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton, posted a lovely three-minute short of Stephanie Gilmore at her Point Dume beach house.

Stephanie shares the modest, although one uses the term modest in relative terms for the area is an enclave of the wealthy, with her sister-manager Whitney and, without being too cruel, is so superior, so vastly different, to her old hometown in Tweed Heads that it must feel, sometimes, as she’s living on a different planet.

Malibu/Dume: dazzled by wealth and stars. Leo DiCaprio, Jack Nicholson, Ellen DeGeneres and so on.

Tweed Heads: homelessness, drug abuse, poverty. Seven years ago, Stephanie was belted with an iron bar by a homeless stalker, busting her wrist and cutting open her head, her attacker jailed for four years.

These sorts of edits, where the celebrity peels back the curtain of their living quarters, where they eat, dance, make love, cry, laugh, plot, succeed and fail, are compelling voyeurism.

Of course, Stephanie Gilmore isn’t the only famous surfer living in Point Dume.

Come visit the Man with the Attack Dog Tits here. 

And watch Stephanie at home, here.

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Albert Munz

Tenant: Steph Gilmore

Payee: D Ziff

The Bitchy Crab

You make a claim for my heart. Yes!

Lemon Next to the Pie

Two things. No wonder Mick feels at home there. And on the Sunshine Coast, we have a town, Caloundra, aka Ipswich-by-the-Sea. Given both are at the southern extremes of their respective ‘coasts’ and other similarities, could they be sisterised?

Chris Cote

#transworldsurf 🙂

janeausten

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There’s something very Diane Keaton circa Annie Hall about Steph.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Aren’t you hanging out with the ex-whale from Trestles?

janeausten

Not unless he (she?) surfed a crowded Balinese Right yesterday.

Lemon Next to the Pie

East side?

(I was noting your recent shuffle from this mortal coil).

janeausten

Shipwrecks, there, the secret’s out.

Doobalachy

Could surf have produced something so cool?

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com

I know where that house is. Can you say stalker?

turts

Women’s surfing has become not only vastly more beautiful to watch but also vastly less pretentious than men’s surfing. Nice house Steph, you deserve beautiful things.

Bin_Chook

How dare you slander Tweed Heads, it is heaven on earth.

The Bitchy Crab

It isn’t.

Bin_Chook

As someone born in the Tweed Heads hospital that now lives in the US I respectfully disagree.

Nick Carroll

“The best part about it is it changes, every single day.”

Audit In Progress

Steph, among her many other fantastic qualities, has excellent taste in guitars.

The Bitchy Crab

Was that a Jazzmaster, the fifth world title gift?

The Bitchy Crab

And do you find the thin, single-coil sound of the Fender shows up deficiencies in technique unlike the lovely, forgiving humbucker?

markyconnors

But does a Tele not dazzle! Does a Strat not shimmer just so! My ears weep at the sounds of their clamour

The Bitchy Crab

Only in expert hands! The uncertainty of the intermediate player is revealed in the cruellest way.

Neal Kearney

My strat is on cryogenic ice until my skills elevate on my SG.

The Bitchy Crab

The SG! What a piece!

Neal Kearney

I’ve been lovin it. Been playin’ a lot of TOOL; it sounds great (the guitar, not my playing)!

The Bitchy Crab

Is it red? White? The latter, with the embellishment of gold hardware, is quite a thing.

Neal Kearney

Black Les Paul 100 anniversary. It does have the aforementioned gold gear and I love it!

GiGi

“undertow” was f**kin amazing…….

Neal Kearney

My fave. Learned Crawl Away, really fun one!
“I can see your…back is turning…if I could I’d…STICK A KNIFE IN!

Dogsnuts

The singles in Jazzmasters are totally rounded and forgiving whilst still maintaining some really nice cut and shimmer. Case in point Sonic Youth.

The Bitchy Crab

Did you know that the wonderful Jamie Brisick dates the bass player gal from Sonic Youth and one year ago your ol pal DR was gifted a barbecue with Ms Gordon? And she’s more wonderful than you could ever imagine. (As is James.)

Dogsnuts

Ahhhhh fuck lucky you!
She is an inspiration.

The Bitchy Crab

I did warn her to take care of James’ gentle and vulnerable heart, which she agreed to.

Audit In Progress

Kim Gordon is the greatest. Read her autobio!

Audit In Progress

I do, but why choose? I’ll take both. The JM certainly doesn’t sound like other Fender singlecoils though. Guitargrit!

Lemon Next to the Pie

Looking for an Australian guitar rabbit hole? Try http://www.guitarnerd.com.au

The bass player from 6ftHick is a Maton freak and there are some cool stories such as the Motörhead Flying V from The Young Ones episode or the Eastern Dark bass.

Also the blog on https://tymguitars.com.au/ could blow your mind if you are into that sort of thing. Check it to find out about working with Bob Mould, J Mascis, Ed Kuepper, bloke from Earth, etc on how to get their sounds.

Audit In Progress

Oh man I’ve hit that Tym website pretty hard over the years. Cool stuff. Always been interested in Matons too, very hard to find in the states.

janeausten

…how about a pre CBS Fender Malibu Acoustic (I think 1962) which I’m selling because I’m not worthy of it ? Anyone wanna make an offer?

The Bitchy Crab

How much you thinking, slinger? Three cees?

janeausten

At least use lube….I was thinking more 10 cees or a single Gee, but for you I could compromise.

janeausten

..a little.

The Bitchy Crab

Tell me, semi acoustic, to be played without amp, five hundred-ish. Advice? Axe-Grit, yes!

Audit In Progress

Mmmm, a challenge! Not sure of Aussie prices, but a used Taylor 110 is a hell of a guitar. I have a great super cheap Korean-made Fender acoustic that sounds quite good. The Korean factories pump out many a fine guitar, acoustic or electric. Almost as good as Mex.

The Bitchy Crab

I like your advice!

The Bitchy Crab

Wait! Semi-acoustic!

Audit In Progress

Ahh as in, hollowbody? Like a vintage style Epiphone ( I’m partial to a heavily modified Casino myself), or perhaps something from the Gretsch Electomatic line? The Japanese brands Edwards, Tokai, Greco and Vintage are more available in Oz and they are of very high quality.

The Bitchy Crab

Should I be saying hollow body not semi-acoustc? And a fifty-four dollar Tokai was my first-ever electric!

Audit In Progress

Synonymous, really. The Japanese made Tokais are gaining a reputation for excellence despite their previous “cheap” stereotype. I don’t have one, but would purchase before getting another “real” Gibson. (Feel free to email if this method is too cumbersome.)

Audit In Progress

Yes indeed!


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