Jordy Smith, poet.
Jordy Smith, poet.

Jordy Smith: “The best of both worlds!”

Does Surf Snowdonia offer something Kelly's Wave Ranch does not?

As dutifully reported here last night, current Jeep Yellow Jersey Leaderboard Leader Jordy Smith surfed in Snowdonia and, from the looks of it, did not have fun. But looks can be deceiving. One man’s mash is another man’s banger as they say so let’s go straight to the Big South African for his unsullied accounting:

The surf has been quite small in California so it was good to ride several waves in a short period of time. The wave is very different to waves in the ocean but it does offer a few fun sections to do some turns.

It’s a pretty crazy place to be honest. I look around and it’s just surrounded by mountains and lots of greenery which is beautiful.

I’m excited to be part of a time when artificial wave lagoons are launching across the world.

The technology is continually improving and this is just the beginning. The wave has been really fun.

They’ve been running it at 90 second intervals, so you can really get a lot of reps which is something rare which you don’t get in the ocean.

You don’t usually get the opportunity to ride that many waves on such a consistent basis, and so yes obviously with the wind swirling around we’ve had some onshore conditions, some offshore conditions. So yeah, the best of both worlds.

A ringing endorsement! And, as teased in the subhead, yes Surf Snowdonia does appear to have something that Kelly’s lagoon does not. Beautiful surroundings. A pastoral dream so complete that I would imagine Lord Byron himself would prefer the Wave Garden over the Wave Ranch.

Poets, by all rights, should turn their noses up at the stink coming from Central California and instead craft their sonnets underneath fair Wales’ stony sky.

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Steezus Christ
Steezus Christ
8 years ago

“alot of reps”

WHAT? FUCKING REPS?

confirmed. jordy has no more soul. he’s an athlete.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

Your bang on correct. Yep some of the the criticisms to wave pools I’ve read previously are very “elitist” in their own nature. Which is quite the oxymoron because the same people are whinging about slaters pool being “elitist”. Not all of us have the ability or the money to either live on the coast or the cash to travel searching for waves.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
8 years ago

In the first week of snowdonia being open, it had 1000 visitors per day. Its first season it was open it was booked 97% of the time. And thats in Wales. Thats some cash alright..

Otto
Otto
8 years ago

Any chance Snowdonia gave stupid amounts of money to Jordy to give intelligence on bottom contour variations at the Ranch? Together with a pool gutter system similar to the Ranch, wouldn’t Snowdonia be better positioned to improve their specific design?

Tom
Tom
8 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Yep that’s it – it is the gutter to dissipate wash and the topography that makes it different
since Snowdonia is Wavegarden tech you would think they maybe change to “Cove” setup down the track

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom

dive pools have been using the gutter concept for years.

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Tom House
Tom House
8 years ago

I’m an economic genius and guess what — there’s no viable path for wave pools that produce quality waves to make money. None. Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nein.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

I gotta wake my ass up at 6am and go thru Lemoore everyday man. Nothing but tweakers and dried up farms man. Then this bald guy has some big swimming pool. Seems like with that kinda money,you could do two chicks at the same time.

Strider's Gobble Neck
Strider's Gobble Neck
8 years ago

In Lemoore, you can do that for two looseys and a six pack.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
8 years ago

So ive seen man. At least the kinda chicks that double up on a dude like me.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
8 years ago

Mods asleep at the wheel if that comment doesn’t get featured.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
8 years ago

Lord Byron? How not very The People™ of you.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

The People™ need culture too. Otherwise, what are we fighting for?

Are you any relation to Marie Antoinette?

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
8 years ago

He was a top shagger, though. The People™ have always appreciated top shaggers. When you’re a top shagger class is overlooked.


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