Date night? Wear a t-shirt that reads, "It's on!"
Did you wake up this morning, go to your closet and feel depressed? Same old khaki, navy polo, dull pocket tee, charcoal grey fleece that makes you want to get back into bed forever? That makes you just want to totally give up?
Oh I get it.
I mean, not really but can imagine this happens to you and frequently. Clothing today is just uninspired right? It’s a simple reflection of bland conservative, play it safe, do enough to get by but not enough to shake anything up. Right?
Not right!
Because did you know the World Surf League has a whole line of outerwear that goes far beyond simple jerseys.
Casual Friday?
Try the Jeffery Tee in heather grey! It says, “You know… when I’m not in the cube I’m in the barrel…”
Date night? The Pocket Throwdown Tee in navy is the only way to go. Your gal will read “It’s on!” emblazoned over your heart and know that it certainly is.
Headed out with the boyz? The Quad Squad Tee will set you just right. Its subtle black WSL logo that the great David Carson called “positively hideous” is delicately set on a black and will generate oohs and aaahs from everyone!
Chilly? The WSL Spray Jacket will have you feeling just like Pete Mel in no time. Dashing, debonair, in the mood to get real lewd!
Throwing a summer house party? Nothing says, “Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?” like the Home Grown Woven Shirt.
I could go on all day here, that’s how complete the World Surf League clothing offering is, but I must stop for now because I’m buying matching WSL Men’s Flannels for me n Nick Carroll. And a Supertubos Tee for Matt Warshaw. And a Dawn Patrol Tee for Derek Rielly. And a Black Hole Tee for Steve Shearer. And a Dark Wave Fleece for J.P. (since he lives in Scotland).
Just call me Santa Chas!
Wtf happened to Pottz’ head. It looks way worse than normal.
Shit T shirts, shit wave pools, shit surfboards and shit comp.
Could somebody reanimate Andy Irons and have him terminate Kelly Slater with extreme predjudice.
Smells like…. desperation!
They should make toilet paper with WSL printed on it… I’d buy that.
I’m going to admit I’m way more likely to buy WSL clothing than some shit WSL rash guard…however I’m also way more likely to willingly smash my balls in with a hammer or surf Kelly’s wave pool (decently)
still better than any rip curl clothing product from the last 40 years
What’s a poor moderator have to do to get on this gravy train?
This is one gravy train I’m ducking out of the way of!
Stop arguing you two and pass the potatoes. And the coke, please.
ah but this is just the first foray into the amazing growth world of Surf Clothing market !
coincides with a new $100m KS Surf Theme park in Florida , where we will see the new WSL range of clothes and Hardware rolled out into the surf Ranch boutiques , and all other Global wave ranches!
Wake up , this is a new world order installing their business models , and is a take over the Surf Industry , as will the current surf brands allow this foray into “THEIR” market??
you can’t make this shit up!!!
We need a serious undercover journalismer to go in and expose!
Is there such a thing in the surf journalisming world?
Here Santa Chas, you can borrow my reindeer. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
“positively hideous” https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
What next, Jackie Pollock is just splatter paint?
(However, for the record, I agree with David “Weird Squiggly Lines” Carson.)
to each their own but that logo above is a fucking nightmare
I do not disagree on that.
Kelly putting his thumb print on everything these days.