Breaking: DC releases ugliest shoe ever!

So bad that it's still bad!

Do you remember when shoe brand DC ruled action sports? Oh they had it all! A sexy roster, feat. Bruce Irons, Dane Reynolds, Danny Way, Steve Berra, fat tongues, cubic zirconia encrusted rings, parties, parties, parties… but then the brand fell on hard times. Action sports became… less cool along with parties and cubic zirconia but the brand didn’t go out of business because inertia is a real thing, not just a horrible outdoor website in Venice-adjacent.

Do you know what “inertia” actually means?

“A tendency to do nothing or remain unchanged.”

So yeah, since DC was already in business it is easiest for it just to stay in business and also to flip the calendar back to 1996. Would you like to see a picture of DC’s latest shoe?

Whoa.

It is apparently a collaboration with Dime (I don’t know what “Dime” is) but doesn’t it feel to early for this? Like… by a century?

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Dipset
Dipset
8 years ago

have you seen the new balenciagas though? dc may be riding the right wave indeed

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
8 years ago

boards are balaram”s… cun’t you read?

Tom House
Tom House
8 years ago

That shoe will sell by the truckload in SoCal

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
8 years ago

…goodvertorial?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago

They are not. They never were. Every generation has a mistake.

Preston
Preston
8 years ago

Why am I sensing a Wasserman – DC blood feud here?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
8 years ago

So that means The Inertia will just keep going forever?? oh fuck

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago

Dime is a brilliant, very self aware Canadian skate clothing company. They also host the greatest skateboard contest ever, The Dime Glory Challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
8 years ago

i A?

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
8 years ago

DIME is probably the coolest skate company in Canada. Dime and DC just teamed up to run the sickest skate contest ever (Dime Glory Challenge) and this shoe, along with other 90s style kicks (Air Max, etc) are in for a massive come back. C’mon man, you should know this fashion shit, and you should also concede to the fact that “full rotations” are 540s you cheeky bastard! Love you.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

thats some badvetorial right there

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

I REFUSE to allow this sort of 90s sick to come back EVER. REFUSE! For all of our children. Yours too!

Chris Cote
Chris Cote
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Swishy pants bruh! Let’s do this!

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

With buttons up the side

King Clovis
King Clovis
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

Peter Smolik just called and said, “Chris you are too old for the ‘fresh’ look, put down the swishy pants.”

Miguel Murpi
Miguel Murpi
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

😂😂😂epic

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  Chris Cote

Yeah but apparently Hawaiian shirts and Drew Carey’s glasses are fucken out mate so you’re totally fucked.

Fitzburn
Fitzburn
8 years ago

Ya falling off Chas! Dime is hot young skate brand out of Montreal, and the ‘dad’ shoe trend is just about to peak. See Balenciaga’s latest below https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  Fitzburn

You just gave me a glimpse of the end of civilization. Thanks.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago

Rejected Sketchers design.

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

No greater insult

longtom
longtom
8 years ago

existential crisis to DC shoes…you are doing fine Chas

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Good point, if he really was having a crisis he’d be rocking these with a nice baggy jeans short and rip curl T combo

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

A prime example of why Teva sandals should rule the earth. Or at least the feet of people walking on the earth.

turts
turts
8 years ago

Knew I’d seen these before, just a slightly different colour scheme https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

Judging by the photo they’re clearly assymetrical. I thought that was cool?

regularguy
regularguy
8 years ago

Terrible rip off of the air max 95s, which are sick.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
8 years ago
Reply to  regularguy

Going for the rat boy image with TN’s. Love the ice.

HotRightNow
HotRightNow
8 years ago

Chas meant to say, “Action sports became…asshole.”

Shurley
Shurley
8 years ago

who’s ya mammy? https://i1.adis.ws/i/jpl/jd…


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