Revealed: Noa Deane still surfs!

It's a Christmas miracle two months early!

I know that you are rude and caustic and asshole (my daughter uses “asshole” as an adjective and it is so much more brilliant. “Look at that asshole car…” “That man is asshole…” etc.) but I love Noa Deane and was very sad when he stopped surfing. Oh, I didn’t know (officially) that he stopped but assumed since he did not appear to be surfing anywhere anymore. But guess what assuming makes? It makes me asshole and you asshole.

And Noa Deane still surfs!

I have no idea how old he is but trust there is some milage left on those tires and would like him to rip some shitties (what does that mean?) before he Danes out because… I like the boy. I like his girly face. I like his weight issues. I like his guitar riffs and I like his spunk (not that spunk either and stop being asshole). I’ve liked him ever since he stepped onto Turtle Bay’s embarrassingly awful stage and said, “Fuck the WSL!

But mostly I like his surfing. I really really do and he just released a banger.

Should we watch?

DON’T BE ASSHOLE!

CANDLE. from noa deane on Vimeo.

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Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
8 years ago

Fuck, that was good. Great music and better surfing.

Dennis Commentary
Dennis Commentary
8 years ago

As Bert Newton said about Mohammed Ali “I like the boy!”
He bounced back pretty well after a few floggings

Lightning Bolt Thrower
Lightning Bolt Thrower
8 years ago

Candle? Volcom made him unwatchable and they already had Andrew.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

Was good. Music was too.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago

Saints are always going to be good. (Ed Kuepper’s Aints playing this neck of the woods soon = excited Postie)

Not so enthused on the second song. When ‘This Perfect Day’ finished I thought the clip had gone for longer, struggled to get to the end after that. May have been repetitious nature of straight airs and late drops…

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
8 years ago

I’m surprised there aren’t more Saints songs in surf vids – especially Aussie ones.

I’m also a fan of Witch (and anything J Mascis does), straight airs, and acid drops. So.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

a few too many of the same air. a few too many. but it wasn’t terrible!

i kinda dig the black and white.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Don’t get me wrong. I’m trying to figure out how he does them while simultaneously belittling 6 months of effort anonymously on an internet forum. Not a lot to stand on really. Self reflection is a terrible burden.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago

Ha ha, totally. Oops.

HotRightNow
HotRightNow
8 years ago

Is the next book going to be titled, Stop Being Asshole, or will it be, Don’t be Asshole? My first impulse was to go with Stop Being but I’m starting to lean Don’t Be. Asshole demands exclamation point and you would be totally asshole to not be emphatic.

Daughter gifted you gold there. I’m all in.

abs(ə)nt
abs(ə)nt
8 years ago

Unfortunately this kinda surfin won’t be on display cometh 2020 🙁 Tip taps and cutbacks for the gold 🙁

Tom House
Tom House
8 years ago

Jeez, what if surfing fucking sucks?

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

quit

most people do, no shame in it.

Tom House
Tom House
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

almost more shame in starting it tbh

longtom
longtom
8 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

if only

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

If you don’t surf anymore, you never had to sell your debt to some weasel hostile takeover merchant.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  longtom

i think it’s still pretty fun idk

turts
turts
8 years ago

Some good surfing there, knows how to handle slabby waves too. But those straight airs, dammit, they’re the new reverse. Overdone and boring

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

I just read, on the quite terrible for a multi gazzilion dollar company Volcom website, that Noa “Surfs like Dane, looks like Cobain.” I rather think he surfs like Wayne and looks like Layne.

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Maybe if Cobain lived long enough to bloat out like Elvis. He does have a bit in common with Dane however, like in an ugly step-cousin kind of way

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

That terrible Candle font makes me think of bad tattoos, cigarette breath, smelly leather jackets, unshaved pussies and double kick drum. Just sayin’.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

It really is an awful font but I think just for our aged people. Maybe the kids don’t know Candlebox?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Maybe the kids don’t know shit? 😉

small fins
small fins
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

maybe they dooo 😉

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
8 years ago
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Chas Smith
Chas Smith
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

I’m genuinely dying.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

My ears can’t unhear that.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

My computer shat itself and wouldn’t function for 12 hours after that.

Did they find the secret recipe for a Pearl Jam song and combine it with lack of imagination?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
8 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Ahahaha, I hear your Candlebox and raise you with Paw.

turts
turts
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

You just described the small town I grew up in

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  turts

Ha! I was re-living my 20’s!

NUG
NUG
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I like to call that heaven

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
8 years ago
Reply to  NUG

I love that you’re the only one here that consistently up-votes themselves Nug.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Prime Ministers and Presidents vote for themselves, so NUG is just following a precedent!

Ami Lost
Ami Lost
8 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

some chicks have to rub it to put themselves over the top

Dolphins
Dolphins
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

I’m thinking he got that font inspiration from Matt Biolos

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago
Reply to  Dolphins

Almost certainly.


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