Move to California and learn to professional surf!
The World Surf League owns a lusty slice of Lemoore, California and guess who is thrilled? Everyone, of course, but mostly the bureaucrats who work for Kings County, California. Just imagine you were one of them. Previously your life marked by dull conversations with cattle ranchers and farmers. The most exciting event on the calendar is Hanford’s homecoming parade. The sun rises and sets, sure, but that is mostly all.
Mostly all until Kelly Slater backed his chic Airstream trailer into the lot fronting a vacated waterski lake. For it was then that excitement came to town. Excitement, thrills, big stars and bright lights.
And very new, big things are afoot just reported in the local Hanford Sentinel:
Earlier this month the Kings County Planning Commission approved plans to not only take the Surf Ranch concept public but heard about expansion ideas well into 2026. An outline of the plans came in an environmental impact report.
The report offers a development time-line. The current permit allows only private use for the 155-acre site, including the year-round operation and maintenance of an existing wave generation system and water ski lake. The project was first approved in September 2015.
Daily operations and maintenance hours are between 6 a.m. and 11 p.m., staffed by up to 15 people, including operations and maintenance, guest services, water safety, and security personnel. Existing structures include a design center, board room, three equipment room / storage shelters, a control tower, and four portable lifeguard stations.
To this point, the facility has been closed to the public and only available for use by staff and consultants involved in the research and development of the prototype wave system. Conditional Use Permit Application No. 17- 05 now allows the owner to open the facility to the public for private surfing lessons and programs and a limited number of annual professional invitational surfing events. A portion of the 155-acre site would be dedicated to the development of additional prototype wave generation systems.
For special events, up to six a year, the facility will be staffed by up to 30 people, including operations and maintenance, guest services, water safety, and security personnel. Attendance is estimated to be up to 50 guests per day. The applicant may also install up to six portable temporary lodging units for guests.
Also the facility will be authorized to host up to six professional surfing events per year, each approximately two to three days in duration (e.g. Friday-Sunday), the first of these events on May 5-6, 2018. Other activities that may occur in conjunction with these events include: ancillary musical performances, vending (food and alcoholic beverages), and limited tent and recreational vehicle camping. Temporary event infrastructure may include bleachers, music performance areas, sound equipment, and lighting equipment. Contracted services will include traffic control, security, temporary lighting, potable water, portable toilets, wash stations, and trash services for each event.
These special events will draw a big crowd – up to 8,000 guests per day. But the applicant expects that the May 5-6 event will be somewhat smaller, approximately 5,000 guests per day.
Parking for the inaugural event will be available at West Hills College in Lemoore and at the Tachi Palace in Kings County. The operator will provide shuttles between the event and these two locations. Parking for future events with up to 8,000 guests will be provided on site. General event hours of operation will be between 6 a.m. through 11 pm.
Phase 3 of the proposed permitted use of the Surf Ranch Project will allow development of up to seven proposed ancillary structures and up to two proposed prototype wave generation systems.
Each of the seven proposed structures will occupy up to 10,000 square feet and up to two-stories. They include:
Wave Operations Building – Building houses administrative program for support of wave operations functions, inclusive of offices, conference rooms, and event space.
High Performance Training Center – Facility include training rooms, lockers, offices, as well as equipment storage.
Surf Operations House – In support of surf related activities, the Surf Operations House includes a commercial kitchen component, lockers, storage, as well as public interfacing gathering spaces.
Multi-purpose Recreational Facility – The facility houses large flexible program which support the commercial activities related to Wave and – Surf Operations, in addition to back of house programmatic elements.
Wave Support Facility – Required building which houses equipment related to the operation of the Wave-Generating Machine.
Structures 1-5 – timeframe for construction to begin between 2018 to 2022. Construction timeframe for each structure will take approximately two to four months to complete.
Structures 6 and 7 – timeframe for construction to begin between 2020 to 2024. Construction timeframe for each structure will take approximately two to three months to complete. those structures are for a learning center and equipment/storage.
As for additional wave generations technology, Prototype 2 and Prototype 3 – timeframe for construction to begin between 2020 to 2026. Construction timeframe for each prototype will take approximately 6 to 12 months to complete.
A high performance training center.
Hmmmmm.
Will Kelly do Workshops? For instance, “Instagram Workshop: Let’s Get Weird – Kelly’s IG Go-To’s”
Would you really want to take Dean with you to Vegas to beat the house?
Chill Mum, I mean Helen
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i was kinda kidding about the Ranch being targeted at Kelly’s PGA buddies, but whaddya know
Just like pipe !
Cept there they’ll get 3 crap ones if they’re fukkn lucky
My only hope is that the wave pools result in less ocean surfers.
Fair trade for the part where they surf all day and don’t have to go to school, I’m thinking! Apparently, I have feelings about this.
Can’t wait for Jake Cougar Tellenkamp’s write up on Desert Groms: Tears and Tearing. The flicker of youth.
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Miracle on wave pool refers to the medal round game during the men’s and women’s Olympic surfing contest at the 2040 Summer Olympics in Reykjavík, Iceland, between the Peoples Republic of China and United States of America.
The Chinese had won the gold medal in six of the seven previous Summer games, and were the favorites to win once more in Reykjavík. The surf team consisted of professional surfers with no World Surf League experience but lots of experience in Indonesian, Australian, and Philippine surf breaks, as all other nations were barred from Pacific, Indian, and Atlantic surf locales due to the heavy presence of their home nation’s sea going navy, the most powerful and prolific, only eclipsed by their space fleets.
They also were training in the Water Dragon wave pools. By contrast, the United State’s team consisted of WSL favorites, but experienced in California and Hawaii surf, but amateurs in the wave pool arena as they were using older Kelly Slater Wave Pool technology. The Water Dragon uses gravity induction (a Chinese proprietary device derived from their aerospace market).
For the first few heats the United States surfed against the Chinese. Finishing with 2-2, and Chinese leading by the ending days heats. The next day at the semi’s the Americans were able to get ahead of their World War rival. Following finals, the United Surfers, Rick Rolled and Mia Wallace managed to defeat favorites Long Dong Fan in the men’s and Xuemei Fei Huang for the women.
The victory became one of the most iconic moments in the Games for Surfing. It put Kings County California on the map, where United States Athletes had trained at the Kelly Salter and Kelly Salter Olympic Wave Center. Equally well-known was the television call of the final seconds of the game by Al Michaels for MSNBC and IPSABC, in which he famously declared in the final seconds, “Do you believe in miracles?! YES!” In 2045 Sports Holographic (formerly Sports Illustrated) named Miracle on Wave Pool as the best international surfing story in the past 200 years of surfing. The event was also lead to 10 soundtracks inspired by the moment and also 4 landmark I-TV shows, and no less than 4 movies.
How many hours a day do you spend online Dean?
An excessive amount, just check out Stab….
he is almost holding it down solo over there these days.
So many comments and conversations, Joiny is prob on the payroll …
I want to know if Dean surfs/ how well he surfs
Hope Kieren Perrow has his RSA ticket.
Ha!
He will have his RSPCA receipt from when he picked up his wife.
Snorted beer out my hooter when I read that !
“The current permit allows only private use for the 155-acre site, including the year-round operation and maintenance of an existing wave generation system and water ski lake”.
Yet no mention of any Water Ski event? Let’s lobby the Planning Commission to honour the permit and force Water Skiing events to be included on a regular basis. Any lawyers up for it?
Not included in curriculum; Tides, rocks, salt, ocean views, oceans, headlands, rips, currents, lay days, fear, sandbanks, coral, locals, forecasting, strategy, jellyfish, sharks, any animals, hassling, paddling, interferences, priority.
amen brother
…Unkle Titso pulling hair…
You forgot kelp. Christ fuck kelp.
Recent contacts with local council have reminded me of the politicians creed.
1/. Make sure you are on the bandwagon if something looks good.
2/. Don’t spend more money than can be avoided.
3/. Don’t be too close when things go bad.
Two should be, “Waste taxpayer money on projects that benefit major campaign contributors.” (See California’s high-speed rail boondoggle.)
4/. Make campaign promises to garner the most votes.
5/. Do absolutely nothing to help anyone while in office but continue to say you support whatever cause voters seemed concerned about–homelessness, the opioid crisis, immigration, bringing jobs back, gun control, etc.
6/. Run for higher office.
i kinda wonder if the groms with their stickered up boards and pro contract dreams realize how much time they’re going to be spendin’ in lemoore. because that seems like a hell of a bait-and-switch. oh you thought you were going to cloudbreak? ha ha!